New chapter! Yay!

Anyways, a lot of people have requested this one.

I am attempting to come up with a theory as to why this was such a popular demand.

Now, due to popular demand, my new chapter!

Disclaimer:

Luna Lovegood: KarabellKaraboo723 doesn't own Harry Potter, My Immortal, or anything else, really. The crumpled horned snorklacks do.

If I Were a Boy… Or a Girl, I Guess

Harlan Potter was the girl who lived. There was no doubt about it. She had survived Voldemort's killing curse for reasons completely unknown.

She was constantly abused by her new "family", her aunt Petunia, uncle Vernon, and cousin Dudley.

Last night, Dudley had invited all of his friends over so that they could gang rape her, again! (I hate when people write stories about when a girl got raped, it really makes actually getting raped seem like no big deal. So, I'm pointing fingers at them, not trying to offend rape victims.)

Thankfully, she had always been able to make a full recovery, unless she needed something to angst about, that is.

Harlan looked at her self in the mirror. She was, without a doubt, the most attractive female on the planet, and possibly in the entire universe (but that's just in her opinion, and the opinion of every man woman and child she had ever met). She had long, flowing, slightly wavy, brown, short, sleek, fiery red, straight, volumeized, blonde, layered, slightly curly, non- frizzy, black, beautiful hair.

Her eyes were a soft- yet deep- blue, green, pink, yellow, red, golden, hazel, brow, black, tragic, deep, sensitive, extraordinary, amazing, beautiful, majestic color that shone with the dark tragedies of a hundred painful tales of rape, murder, and just angst in general.

As she arrived on the Hogwarts Express, she realized how many people were staring at her. It must not be everyday that they see a girl as incredibly beautiful as her. Or wearing a pink corset, with black lace all over it, and a dark black mini- skirt, red fishnets on her legs, knee- high black boots, with spiky heels.

Suddenly, she saw them!

"Ron! Hermione! Ginny! Neville! Luna!" shouted Harlan at her many, yet few best friends, because if she had a ton of best friends, then she would be a Mary- Sue

"Umm, do we know you?" asked a very confused Ron. He couldn't help but wonder why there were so many Mary- Sues that seemed to know him, lately.

"You look a bit familiar, but I still can't place you, you know" said Neville, who was extremely excited about finally getting to say something, even if it did take until the tenth chapter of the story.

"You guys are so silly and funny! It's me, Harlan, the Girl Who Lived!" she said excitedly, "I know that I've shot up a lot over the summer holidays, but I still thought that you guys would all still recognize me. I mean, I am famous, after all."

"Oh No! My dream man has been transformed into a Mary- Sue! Somebody, HELP ME!" shouted Ginny, while almost beginning to cry hysterically

"Ginny, get a hold of yourself! You are a strong and capable woman, and lets face it, a man would only slow you down. You don't need him! You never needed him! So stop your crying!" said Hermione.

"Hermione, are you a feminist now, or something?" asked Ron

"Oh, YAY! We're feminists! We don't need any men, unless they're Draco Malfoy, okay?" said a very excited Harlan

"I think that a Wrackspurt might be loose in here, you guys." Said Luna, who was actually the most normal girl in the carriage.

"Harley, or whatever the hell your name is, the point of being a feminist is that we don't need any man to be with or ever help us, okay! Besides, you are really a guy!" screamed Hermione, who was beginning to get a bit annoyed with the entire situation.

"Well, first of all my name is Harlan, and Draco isn't just some random guy, he's…"

Just then, the door opened.

And take a wild guess as to who walked in.

"EEEPPPP! Draco! I haven't seen you in so very long! Now, at last, we can finally be together. Oh, Draco! I just love you so much! Let's go run away together!" said Harlan, as she grabbed Draco's hand, and began to pull him towards the door of the carriage compartment.

"Wait, I just came in here to make fun of mud- blood Granger, Potter, Loony Lovegood, and the Weasel. Who are you anyways? You seem a bit familiar" said Draco

"Hey, what about me?" said Neville

"Eh, I don't think that I really have the time. I'll try to pick on you a bit next week, though. But only if I don't get too much homework." Said Draco

"But Draco, how can you not remember me? It's Harlan, the love of your life! The Girl Who Lived!" said Harlan, as tears of blood began to trickle down her face.

"Oh, shut up, you idiot!" cried Hermione

"You want to go Granger? Come on, hit me with your best shot, da da da duh! Hit me with your best shot! Da da da duh! Hit me with your best shot! Fire away!" Harlan had started singing. Everyone was extremely surprised at

"Oh, no! Why is in the world Harry a girl? And why is he- or she, I guess it would be- singing Hit Me With Your Best Shot? I thought that we had solved this problem already!" said Draco

"Evidently not" said Ron, who was now forced to take over Hermione's role as the "Smart" one, seeing as she could not stop arguing with Harlan

"So, what are we going to do about this?" asked Draco

"I say we just push her in front of a train" said Ron

"Good idea" agreed Draco

"Hey! You will do no such thing to my future husband!" shouted Ginny

"First of all, Harry barely even knew that you existed, second of all, now Harry is a girl. Let's face it Ginny, it's just not going to happen." Said Draco

"How would you know?"

"I just do, that's all."

"You are so stupid!" shouted Hermione to Harlan

"Well, you're stupider!" screamed Harlan

"That's it! I have had enough! Goodbye Harley!" said Hermione

"It's Harlan,and you cant kill me! I'm part unicorn! It's impossible!"

"I thought it was impossible to be half unicorn." Remarked Draco

But, just then, Hermione had thrown herself at Harlan, and knocked her out the window.

"NOOOOOO! You just killed my future husband, and father of my children!" screamed Ginny

"Hey, sorry I'm late guys, I was just making out with Cho in a closet." Said Harry, as he walked into the compartment.

"Wait, I'm a bit confused. Didn't Hermione just push you out a window? Or was that just your female counter part?" said Luna

YAY! A female Harry!

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