Sorka and Hiotu walked through the forest, everyone else following behind them

Sorka and Hiotu walked through the forest, everyone else following behind them.

"How's Riaki?" Sorka asked while pulling twigs out of his spiked hair.

"The blacks slowing down!" Skorqui said. She had been carrying Riaki since she was the only one who was strong enough…and Rusame kept making mean coments.

"Screw it!" Sorka groaned. "We're doing teleportation jutsu!" He made a hand sign and everyone dissapeared in a puff of smoke.

"WAHH!!"

Sorka had did the jutsu wrong and made everyone appear in the air…right above the Waterfall Village. They fell through the giant tree, landing on the ground a few moments later.

Miar caughed and stood up. "Now who can't do anything right, eh!?" he asked and poked Sorka in the head.

"Hey! What was that for!?" Sorka asked, rubbing his forhead. "Alright…look for…a guy with white hair or…"

"A girl with sunset colored hair." Hiotu finished.

Skorqui still had Riaki and was staring up at the big tree. "Rusam and I need to stay here…"

"We will stick out like a soar thumb!"

Rusam groaned. "Why me?" He asked, pounding his head against the tree. Suddenly, Hiotu was thrown into the air along with Riaki and Miar.

"HOLY CRAP!!" Hiotu and Miar yelled at the same time. They waited for the ground to hit there backs…but nothing happened.

Hiotu opened one eye and saw everyone else with wide eyes. Riaki had camoflaged with the trees and Rusam was in the water. He looked over at Miar and saw a…rope? Around him. "Dude! Where's Riaki!?" He asked. Miar was also wide eyed, staring at the sky. Hiotu blinked and looked up, two people where sticking to the tree branches.

"Why are you guys here? Didn't your parents ever tell you to STAY put?!"

The two people walked out from the shadows.

"Hidan!" Sorka said happily.

"That's my name, don't wear it out." Hidan said. He was carying Riaki. After a few moments, the other one did something and Hiotu and Miar fell to the ground.

"Tayuya…do you know any of these people?" Hidan asked and turned towards the second one.

"Hell no." She replied. "And I don't think I want to. Let me guess…are they part of your crazed organization!?"

Hidan rolled his eyes and looked at the tiny peoples.

"Exactly what are you doing here?" he asked.

They all quickly explained.

"You left DOBI at the base?!" Hidan asked. Sorka and Hiotu nodded.

"Whats wrong with that…?" Sorka asked while pulling twigs out of his hair again.

"Dobi is TOBI'S kid! Tobi was CRAZY!"

Hiotu and Sorka looked at eachother, both wide eyed. Rusame continued to swim under the water, every so often coming above to see what was going on. Both sides of Riaki where very quiet. "Think you can…help Riaki?" Hiotu then asked.

"Yeah, I can." Hidan said, then looked at her. "Dang…she looks more like Zetsu now then any one else…"

Skorqui's eyes darkened and she jumped out of the shadows. "NO NO NO!!!" Black yelled.

"Let…me…at him!" White growled. White forced her forward. Miar stood up and ran over to Skorqui.

"Skorqui, stop, heal, and pause, yep!" Miar said, pushing her backwards. Hidan and Tayuya looked at eachother with a WTF face. "BACK I SAID! BACK!"

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"Dude, calm down." Hiotu said. When he looked back at the two, Hidan dissapeared.

Tayuya hadn't noticed…but when she did…

"Hey, Hidan!?" she asked, looking different ways. "Damn, you always dissapear!! Well, I guess I'm stuck with you people." When everyone looked real hard at her clothes, they noticed that they where normal Waterfall Village clothes. "You better behave or I'll let Kakuzu sell you…"

"Hey, how do you know so much about us when you are from the Sound Five?" Rusame spoke up while climbing out of the water. "We are Akatsuki, you are Oreo Gang."

"Yeah…how do you know so much?" Sorka asked. He scratched his head, looking confused.

"When you live with an Akatsuki member…theres no way you CAN'T know…" Tayuya answered.

There was a ton of shouting and a few people ran over to Tayuya. "CRAP!" She yelled, throwing everyone into the trees. "HIDE!"

Everyone climbed up higher into the tree and looked down. Tayuya started talking to the villagers and they went away. "You're lucky!" She hissed.

Hiotu and Sorka looked at eachother. "She's scary…" Hiotu mumbled.

"Well…don't be scare and she wount be scary…" Sorka said while looking down.

"Get down her midgets." Tayuya said. Miar and Skorqui jumped down, then Rusame, then Hiotu and Sorka. "Follow me."

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Hidan layed Riaki on the ground next to a tree and looked at the concrete ground next to him. "Guess this is the only spot…" He mumbled.

He took something out of the ground and put his hand in it. A few moments later, the Jashin symbol was painted on the ground. Hidan walked back over to Riaki and put her n that symbol. 'This better work…' he thought while taking his necklace off.

After a few minuts, Hidan did a hand sign and the black part of Riaki started to glow. "Geeze…how much blood did you swollow?!" He asked out loud.

--

Everyone else at the moment where inside a big house. Rusam, Miar, and Hiotu where played go fish.

"Have any…5s?" Rusame asked Miar. Miar shook his head. "Go fish, yep!" he said. Hiotu started to laugh.

"I still say that's funny…" He said.

"Oh shut up." Rusame mumbled and took a card. "What the hell!? The joker is a shark!?" Miar and Hiotu burst out laughing.

"Y-you g-ot the shark!!" They laughed.

Sorka and Skorqui sighed. They had a bowl of ramen sitting infront of them.

"You don't know them, do you?" Sorka asked.

"Hell no. I do NOT know them…" Skorqui said and began to eat the ramen.

"YURI! GET OUT HERE!!" Hidan yelled. Tayuya rolled her eyes and ran outside.

"Yuri?" Rusame asked. Miar and Hiotu stopped laughing.

"Why did he call her Yuri, eh?" Miar asked, taking a few more cards.

Hiotu shrugged and looked around.

Skorqui's head hit the table. "I'm surrounded by idiots…" She mumbled.

"Yes…we are." Sorka said to her.

When Tayuya and Hidan came back in with Riaki, they put her on a bed in one of the rooms and walked back out.

"Hey…whats your real name?" Rusame asked Tayuya. "He just called you Yuri…"

"He calls me Yuri when he yells." Tayuya said. "If people here find out our reals names…no more us…"

--

Riaki groaned and opened one eye. She could see five people…but couldn't figure out who they where. When her vision was blurry….

"AHH!!" Riaki fell off the bed and hit her head on her scythe. "Ooowwwww…."

The five people began to laugh.

"Trying to kill yourself, yep?" Miar asked.

Riaki pulled herself up, but instantly hit her head on the window ledge. "Damn it!" she groaned.

"Hahaha!" Hidan laughed, walking into the room. Miar and Hiotu where leaning against the wall…laughing.

"Oh shut up…" Riaki growled and rolled onto her back.

Hidan pulled Riaki into a standing position. "You're not going to die." He said.

"Yeah. If you did…that would be hor-" Skorqui started to say, but got cut off.

"Awsome!" White Skorqui growled.

Sorka pounded his head against the wall. "Skorqui…outside…now." He said. Skorqui rolled her eyes and walked outside, fly trap closed.