(AN, Hello there TimeLordMaster108 here with another Chapter, so will Stewie be able to escape Helen's clutches hopfuly, anyway at the end of the chapter we're getting some character development for Stewie as he comes to a sudden realisation about... Well I can't tell you that as Professor River Song Would say. "Spoilers."
Chapter 10 Stewie's Realisation
Back at the house Peter, Meg, Chris and Brian had seen the News report and were now worried, with Peter pacing up and down.
"That woman could be armed." Peter stated. "She'll probably shoot Lois when she demands her to give Stewie back and then make off with him."
"That won't happen." Chris said in a dim witted voice. "Mum will kick that bitch's ass."
"You idiot they showed a picture of what that woman looks like on the News." Meg explained in a worried but teasing voice. "She looks a lot tougher than mum and looks like her evil identical twin."
"Chris is right Meg." Peter stated. "Now go to your room for pointing out false information."
"But dad." Meg cried out in a grim voice. "I'm being factual. "If that woman is as meanecing as she looks then she could tear poor mum to shreds and just make off with Stewie."
"No buts Meg." Peter replied. "Hop off to your room and I mean litaritly."
"What seriously." Meg whined. "There's no way I'm doing that you fat bastard."
"Don't swear at me young lady." Peter barked. "Come on Meg I'm waiting."
Peter then began tapping his foot impatiently, Meg moaned as she got up and hopped up the stairs like an Easter Bunny with Peter and Chris laughing, Meg then went into her bedroom and began pacing.
"I can't believe Dad's being naive." Meg lamented. "Mum's out there looking for Stewie and putting herself in danger, poor Stewie's out there Alone, cold, frightened and probably hungry and terrified, and dad dosn't seem to realise that this would never have happened if he had just been watching Stewie."
Meg then began to sing as she sat on the bed and sighed.
(AN Song being parodied is What To Do from The Land Before Time TV Series
Meg: What To Do I wish I knew.
It's somthing I must think about.
Dad has really let Mum down this time, and won't even admit it's his fault.
And even I can't forgive him this time, for he not only let his wife down, he also let his kids down.
Put them in real danger and dosn't realise his stupidity.
What To Do.
"Well at least there's somthing I can do." Meg remarked as she took out her phone. "Time to check the News and see if there's any updates."
Stewie Meanwhile was running through a woodland with his hands in his pockets.
"This time I will get home." He said in a determined voice. "I wonder if Lois is worried, she probably will be I bet."
Suddenly a screech of tyres reached his ears, Stewie then sighed in annoyance as he saw Helen's car roll up nearby, it looked damaged with it's paintwork dented, scratched and mud covering it.
"Damn she must've followed me." Stewie seethed as he slowly backed away. "Well she's not getting me this time."
"I've got you now you little ratbag." Helen snarled while grinning evily.
"Oh I think not, I'm getting out of here." The talking infant cried out before bolting in the opposite direction leaving a dust cloud behind him.
Helen started waddling after him however she was thankfuly not able to keep up.
"Whoho look at that blubber fly." Stewie shouted out in delight. "She's like a flying Whale."
Helen roared in anger as she continued to chase Stewie, as they moved deeper into the woods both began to get scratched, stung and bruised by the branches, twigs, thorns, nettles and brambles, Stewie became horrified when he passed through a narrow tunnel of thorns and his Overalls were torn and shredded causing him to loose them in the thorns.
Helen watched as Stewie ran and came to the edge of the hill, The crazed woman's eyes widened in horror as Stewie rolled down the hill and dissapered.
"Where the hell is he." Helen wondered as she searched the nearby area.
Suddenly a loud ear peircing shreak reached her ears, the crazed woman rushed over to a nearby cliff and saw Stewie dangling from a twig over a large river of water.
"Oh my god my baby." Helen cried out in a terrified voice. "Don't worry Stewie Mummy's coming."
The now panicking woman knelt down and began to climb down the cliff, Helen holding on with one hand reached another hand down for Stewie.
"Stewie quick grab a hold of mummy's arm." Helen said in a desperate voice. "I'm going to pull you up."
"No just leave me hanging here so I can fall to my death." Stewie remarked with pure sarcasam. "What the bloody hell are you waiting for woman save me."
"I can't do anything unless you give me your hand Stewie." Helen cried out in fear with tears welling up in her eyes. "So please let me save you."
"I think i'd rather die." The infant shouted out in anger. "You're just doing this to not get caught."
Stewie then let go of the twig and plummeted into the water below and landed with a loud splash before disappearing.
"STEWIE." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Helen screamed in horror and despair.
Helen then roared in anger and charged about in a violent rampage tearing trees down attacking Squirles and rabbits, and even wrestling with a giant bear before throwing it off a cliff, the crazed woman then fell to her Knees and began to sob hysterically.
"Why." She wailed. "All I wannted was a baby to call my own and now he's dead, and I'll never be able to say how much I loved him."
Helen's ears pricked up when she heard a sound that she didn't want to here, Police Sirens.
"Oh crap." Helen swore. "Now I've got to get out of here without those idiots noticing me."
Helen then got up and began sneaking behind trees and large bushes, she then crept near the river and spotted somthing that made her heart race with excitement.
"Stewie." The crazed woman cried out as she ran towards the unconscious infant.
Helen gently lifted Stewie into her arms and watched as gallons of water poured out of his nappy causing them to deflate and make the same noise as a balloon, Helen then gently shook Stewie in an attempt to wake him.
"Stewie are you ok?" Helen asked in a genuinely concerned voice. "Oh please wake up and say somthing."
When the talking baby didn't respond Helen sighed in annoyance.
"Well I geuss I have no other options." Helen groaned in revolution at what she was about to do. "But this is my last chance, so I'll have to use the Kiss Of Life."
Helen then shivered at the thought as she pursed her lips up and leaned down towards Stewie's lips.
Fortunatly for both Stewie and Helen the act was unescasery as the young infant opened his eyes and screamed in horror as Helen's big, fat dry, ugly lips moved towards him.
"Oh thank god you're awake." Helen cried out in relief as she stopped what she was doing and began to sneak off with Stewie.
"Unhand me you vile woman, I almost succeeded." Stewie protested. "If you hadn't found me before the Police I would've been home and you would be where you belong, in the looney bin."
"Think you could get away could you." Helen sneered. "Well I'm gonna make sure you can never escape again you ungrateful brat I was actualy worried about you and yet you still don't accept me or appreciate the sacrifices I've made to give you a good life."
Helen stomped her way back to the now muddy, scratched and dented car and flung Stewie into the back.
"Now get on the floor and stay down." Helen demanded in a threatening tone.
"Make me." Stewie retorted while folding his arms with pure attitude and giving her a growling face.
Snarling like a wild beast Helen got in the back and shoved Stewie on to the floor before slamming the back door shut, Stewie then looked beside himself and gasped in horror, lying next to him was a huge pile of used Heroin needles.
"Eww there's needles everywhere." Stewie pointed out. "She must be a Drug Dealer, now I can see why the Social Services didn't let her adopt kids and she resorted to abduction, but why me?"
"Don't touch the needles." Helen growled as she started the engine up and accelerated out of the woods and pretty quickly on to the country road.
"As if I'd touch those vile things." The baby genius replied in a cocky voice. "And how dare you put an infant near some used Druggie needles, some of them could still be filled with Heroin, you most foul creature that ever walked the earth."
Helen looked up ahead and saw a blockade of Police Cars, she then swerved to the side and sped towards somewhere.
Stewie was startled as the floor began to vibrate and the car bumped over gravel and stones.
"Wait how can the car be bumping over anything unless." Stewie thought to himself.
The young infant poked his head up to the window and his eyes widened in horror as he saw the Car was speeding towards a cave wall on the highest point of a mountain, the car then crashed through the wall and entered a cave area.
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND." Stewie screamed in hysterical horror as the car smashed through a wall and over the edge of the mountain. "HELENNNN I DON'T CLIMB, AND I CAN'T FALL ON MY FEET."
The car then crashed down on to the country road before rolling over several times and stopping the right way up, the car was a terrible mess, the windows were cracked, the doors were slightly hanging of their hinges, the paintwork was heavily dented and crackedthe boot and wing mirrors had fallen off and the bonnet was heavily dented and cracked, Helen then started the engine up and was glad to see that the car was still functioning.
"You've wrecked your own car." Stewie pointed out. "It's a bloody miracle we wern't killed and that you can still drive this thing.
"Shut up you stupid brat." Helen whined in annoyance. "This is all your fault, if you hadn't tried to escape my car would still be in working order."
"Yes well if you had any cells in your tiny pee shaped brain, you'd have given me back to my real mummy you overgrown baboon." Stewie yelled back.
"I am your real mummy now." Helen replied back. "I was the one who saved you from being abandoned by that stupid fat Griffin oaf and besides I've heard you talking about wanting to take over the world and kill someone called Lois, but let me tell you you're just a defenceless little baby who could never survive in the real world."
"And why do you want to take over the world anyway?" Helen asked.
"Because." Stewie began before stopping."Because... umm... ummm, you know somthing I really don't know."
Meanwhile back in Quahog Lois, Matt Dave and the Police were at the Flat looking for clues.
"What a dump." Lois pointed out. "I can't believe my baby was being kept here."
"Helen's pretty lazy when it comes to housework." Dave remarked. "I'm usually the one doing all the cleaning while she sits on her fat ass all day drinking beer and watching TV."
"Sounds like Peter." Lois replied.
"Is he your husband?" Dave asked.
Lois nodded and explained to Dave that Peter was very similar to Helen except for being insane, hurting people on purpose and kidnapping children from Toy Stores, several Police Officers walked through from Helen's bedroom carrying several bundles of baby clothes.
"Mr Parks why have several Officers walked through with baby clothes?" Matt asked with nearly concealed venom."
"What the hell is this?" Lois demanded in an impatient voice.
"Helen got me to buy some clothes for your son." Dave explained in a panicky voice.
"You mean she wannted to keep him?" Lois asked in a shocked voice as she looked at the huge amount of clothes on the armchair. "She wasn't going to give him back."
Dave put a reassuring arm on Lois's shoulder as the redhead let a few tears fall down.
"We need to get moving." Matt stated. "Helen could be halfway across the country by now, Mr Parks where is your wife origionaly from?"
"Southern Texas." Dave answered. "And she's not my wife anymore."
"What do you mean?" Lois questioned.
"I'm going to settle for a divorce. "Dave replied. "Because I don't want to be married to a woman who takes other people's kids to keep them as her own."
"Mrs Griffin it might interest you to know that Helen was recently sighted up at a Petrol station just a few miles outside of Quahog." One Officer stated. "Stewie was seen trying to escape from her and was reprted to have been recaptured in a woodland area, Mrs Park's car has been heavily damaged so the News is telling people to be on the lookout for a heavily damaged red Ford Fiesta."
Meanwhile Helen was still driving in her wreck of a car which was spluttering and letting steam pour out of the exhaust pipe, she then drove into a Caravan Park and parked in a empty parking space, Helen stopped the car and got out, she then put her trench coat on, placed a hat over her head so that her face wasn't showing before walking round to the back, she then opened the door which fell off and dragged Stewie out .
"Why the Deuce are we parked in a Trailer Park?" Stewie asked in an irritated voice.
"Shut it." Helen barked. "Because of your meddling escape attempts the Police might be close to catching me, so we're staying here for tonight, and I haven't had to wear this hat in ages not since I was the infamous Child Snatcher."
She then stuffed Stewie under her trench coat just like the day she snatched him.
"Oh not again." Stewie groaned in a muffled voice.
The crazed woman then went to sign herself in using an Alies before entering a nearby Caravan and putting Stewie on the floor.
"We'll be staying in this Caravan for tonight." Helen explained in a triumphant voice. "Now I need to buy some food, you wait here while I nip to the Food Store
"Excalent." Stewie declared. "With you gone I can make my escape and have you thrown in jail where you rightfully belong."
Unfortunatly for Stewie Helen dragged him through to a bedroom and flung him into a closet.
"You wait in here till I get back." Helen sneered before shutting the door.
"Ha I can still escape from this Closet because it has no lock on it." Stewie stated.
However Helen imediatly shoved the bed in front of the door making any escape impossible.
"Try escaping from that baby." Helen yelled in triumph.
The evil woman then laughed in an insane manner as she walked out of the Caravan turning all the lights out and locking the windows and doors.
"Damn." Stewie hollared as he stomped his foot, Stupid ass bitch."
The young infant then sat down and sighed as he realised somthing.
"She's right you know." Stewie lamented. "I truly have underestimated the world, it's big and dark and scary and I was wrong to ever have dreams of world domination and for wanting to kill Lois, well from this day forword I Stuart Gilligan Griffin vow to never think of world domination or murdering Lois ever again and to only use my gifts and talents for fun and to help if needed, and finnaly to show love and affection to my family."
(AN We'll that was Chapter 10 I hope you all enjoyed and yes the end of this Chapter signifies Stewie's change in character that he went through in Season 7 since I felt like giving That an explanation, Credit goes to the amazingly talented Narwhalpuppy for the idea of Helen going on a rampage after she thinks Stewie's been killed so give him a big hand and check his stuff out if you're intarested as he has written pleanty of great Futurama, Family Guy and American Dad fanfictions remember to Read and review.
