A/N. WHOS MOTHERFUCKING BACK YOU FUCKING CUNT HEADED BITCHES, YEAH FUCKING ITS FUCKING VALORISE WITH HIS MOTHERFUCKING SEX BUDDY FUCKING SCOOTALOO!
So basically this is how my life has been THIS WEEK. To start off my dad has been taken away to some mental home where he has probably fucked a nurse or eighty by now, he always was a horny barstard (I take after him for obvious reasons). After that I was taken into care (into hell more like) by this random family of incested farmer ponies.
If that didn't surprise me enough then getting sucked off by a filly called…cant remember her name. She has small wings but a good mouth. And she got her cutie mark, to be honest I cant think of how shes going to explain that one.
Like I said this has been my week, its day number three and in the afternoon.
Where is the popcorn?, Rarity is trying to attack her stich machine, apparently it has "feelings".
I would help by her arse is so alluring…..