Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

The winner of teh Supah Awesome Harem is!!! EVERY LISTED GIRL!

no jk, girls listed below. Still wont tell anyone what this was for, only one person knows(because he asked-.-')

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Three days ago

"I believe you all know why I have called you here today." echoed a hazy illusion in a cavern full of people or hazy illusions.

They all stayed silent as they listened to their leader speak.

"We will start the scouting phase of our plan now. Sasori you will be looking for any information on their locations through the use of your spy network. Zetsu and my partner will be looking for the locations of the jinchuriki. Everyone else shall be laying low until then, you are not to be seen."

"What about Orochimaru?" came the voice of the tallest man in the room.

The leader turned to him for a moment while saying, "He isn't a problem. If he gets out of hand I will deal with him, personally."

A man with spiky hair swung a cloth covered sword down in front of him and he balanced himself on that while he lazily looked into the ring saying, "Well what about his super soldier experiments? If he succeeds in those, he will instantly turn into far more trouble than he was worth. We should get rid of him right now."

The spiky haired hologram everyone answered relaxed his shoulders, "Sasori has contacts with Orochimaru, we will know how far along the man gets in his experiments. If he is getting close to completion, I will get rid of him. However for now he is still of use to us. He attracts the attention of the ninja villages that he interacts with, which appears to be Suna and Konoha at the moment."

A monotone voice rasped out of the shortest member of the Akatsuki in his hunch backed form, "Don't forget Mist and Wave..."

The startled some people in the room, others just raised an eyebrow. Did the fact that Orochimaru was expanding his so called path of destruction to Mist and Wave mean he is stronger than expected?

The leader put a hand over his lips, "Continue." he said through his hands, which actually sounded rather loud being right next to the ring.

"Well from what we know is obvious, he is the current leader of the Sound and he plans to invade Konoha with the help of Suna. However what I know is that he is still avidly working on his project. He has been able to make various spin offs with the project such as human transformation and his curse seal. It recently appears that he needed a baseline for his genetic experiments, to make clones of a person to continue his research. He doesn't know if after the experiments if their chakra will still even be usable, so he took a body that was already skilled with weapons for the baseline."

"Do you know who the baseline is?" questioned the leader as he glared over the shinobi in the room with ringed eyes.

"From what I have heard, it is Warren Peace." The name got a reaction out of the sword wielding shinobi in the room as he shifted uncomfortably in his place.

"So that is why you said Wave and Mist then... Peace still wants to change the mist, but he needs money to do that. So here we have a skilled swordsmen working for a crime lord, and a traitor in order to raise funds..."

The hologram of a wooden puppet coughed, "What if their plans are more closely tied than you think Leader-sama..."

The man covered in piercings let his usual emotionless mask slip and frowned. "Then we have Orochimaru trying to destroy Konoha and making the proper super soldier on our hands. Yet at the same time we have Peace who likely got paid a reasonably large amount by Orochimaru in order to use him as the baseline. Warren then vanishes off to wave and works for a crime lord. However, what if it is to just kill the crime lord and take the sum of money personally. That man paid homage far more to his last name then his first in many cases. So Sasori, and you assuming that Peace and Orochimaru have met a mutual agreement? Overthrow Konoha, then overthrow the Mist?"

"It's possible, especially if Orochimaru is able to get his project to work, then he has an army of soldiers at his disposal that are physically and mentally more advanced than any average shinobi." Sasori said slowly.

"Alright... Konan, Zetsu please move out. I want the jinchuriki found, they are not to be harmed under any circumstances. Protect them if you must. Our next meeting will be in one month's time."

Holograms started disappearing left and right, the leader always being the last to go.

Kisame stood across from the piercing covered man and said, "I want to be in charge of finding Peace."

The leader leaned forward staring at Kisame, "That is not of our concern Kisame. Do not interfere. Is that understood?"

Kisame stayed silent for a moment, before turning off his hologram without responding.

'No it is not clear...'

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Haku frowned, bandits were ransacking Zabuza's hideout. She knew there would be no way for them to get to anything valuable, however there were things in the hide out that were of personal value to her. She quickly went around the side of the house and turned on the pump that would pump water into the house. They usually turned it off because it took power to run and they often times had a house charged on a stolen battery with little energy left.

Turning on the generator and pump she climbed up to the window inside the bathroom. She waiting calmly sticking herself to the wall while she waited for several bandits searching the bathroom to leave. Once she heard the click of the closing door she slipped inside and did a small katon jutsu to a sprinkler at the ceiling that was used to put out fires.

She found it rather ironic, both her and Zabuza only knew a tiny katon jutsu to start fires, and most of the things they ate were cold. They would likely be the two least likely people to start a fire anywhere.

The sprinklers began to spit water, and she went on to gather her things. With the floor completely wet, it only meant that soon after it would be completely iced over and her playing field. Bandits stood no chance.

She stepped out of the bathroom, only to catch sight of three bandits looking up at the ceiling confused and trying to cover their eyes from the water when they took stabs at the sprinkler system. Haku frowned, she hated the idea of killing, but even if she paralyzed these people they would eventually drown from the house filling with water. She flung several senbon their direction, all hitting the unaware targets and making them fall helplessly to the ground.

Haku tried not to think about the murder she had just undoubtedly committed as she stepped over the fallen bodies. She walked over to a dresser in the corner of the room and roughly pushed it over. She didn't need the clothes, she needed the bottom of the dresser.

She stripped herself of her mask as she found what she wanted. At the bottom of the dresser resided several stacks of money held in there by tacked ninja wire. She quickly took the bills off of the dresser and stored them within her clothes. Gatoh had paid Zabuza half up front. Needless to say she was holding a healthy sum on money on her person at the moment. Enough for the average civilian to start a new life and live quiet well for at least a few years.

Just as she was about to leave she heard the tap of a cane behind her. She only knew one man that used a cane, she jumped backwards to the window. There was no need for her to kill more men if she didn't have to.

She paled considerably when she saw who it was 'If I can kill them...' it was Gatoh with an umbrella over his head flanked by Warren Peace.

"Well well, what do we have here?" asked Gatoh as he gave a laugh that seemed to make his entire body jiggle. "I thought the girl was dead too, I guess I was wrong. Peace bag her, I plan to teach her why she shouldn't cross Gatoh." he said with a grin coming across his face. How could he not grin, she was a good looking girl. At least that way the money he had paid that swordsmen wouldn't go completely to waste. He could give her to the bandits to be a whore, an expensive whore, but a whore none the less.

"Anyways I will be waiting for you outside, my shoes are getting soaked." Gatoh quickly left, not bothering to step over his fallen soldiers and merely walked over them.

Peace and Haku stared off at eachother from across the room. Haku was the first to act and launched several senbon at the man. However the impact instantly made her discouraged.

Peace had unsheathed his sword just enough for the eye to be visible. The senbon had impacted on the door to the left of him.

Peace closed his eyes and bit his tongue before sighing, "Get out of here, and don't come back."

Haku looked startled on that note, but before she could ask questions Peace had walked out of the room. Not one to look a gift kunai for scratches, she quickly left the house via window and disappeared into the forest.

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Gatoh sat smoking his pipe with a large grin on his face, to say he was going to rather pleased tonight was an understatement. He had his way with many of the women in wave, but none of them were fresh meat. He had never been with a ninja before, perhaps she would be better and stronger then the pathetic women in wave. The women in wave would always start to cry, it wasn't as fun. Some of them would get angry, which would make things interesting. However none of them had ever been without emotion, like shinobi are supposed to be. The girl would be the most interesting toy he would of gotten to play with.

Imagine his displeasure when he saw Peace come out of the house and say, "I don't hurt family."

The man continued to walk back to Gatoh's complex, or into Wave. Whatever the man did in his free time. Was Orochimaru really that wise in requesting this man to be sent? He barely spoke, he was rarely around, he didn't follow orders! He would be confronting him later, that was for sure. For now, he needed to get back to his own head quarters, and get himself a women. He needed to take his mind off the current situation.

So that was why when one of his guards asked him what age? He told them,

"Young."

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Naruto was woken abruptly by Ino when she yanked the covers off of his naked form. Naruto jumped up, and grabbed the covers "What the fuck is your problem Ino!"

Ino stared at him wide eyed still shocked that he was naked, "W-wait, you had sex with her!" she practically yelled. Naruto pulled on shorts discarded at the bottom of the bed under the covers. He covered Ino's mouth with his hand, at which point she roughly pushed him off. "Don't touch me, I don't know where your hands hand been!" she nearly yelled hurt by the situation. She knew what was likely happening, still it hurting knowing that it was true.

Naruto growled, "What the hell is your problem, yes I had sex with her Ino!"

Ino looked like someone told her that her father had disowned her. "W-why?" she stuttered out. She kept telling herself she wouldn't cry, but she felt like this competition with Haku that she had, she already lost.

Naruto sighed and ran a hand through his hair, "Because Ino, I got tired of the fact that you were nearly humping Sasuke in front of me every time we were publicly together. It's like everything I tried to tell you before I left meant nothing to you? I'm not going to just be there for you and for sex in private Ino! Thats pathetic. Why would I want to be with you when there is a girl that is blatantly treating me better both in public and in private!"

Ino seemed to shrink into herself as Naruto's words hit her. "I didn't know what to do Naruto, I-"

"No you knew, you could of just been with me and all of this!" he motioned to the room and the bed, "Wouldn't be happening."

Ino looked annoyed, "Don't try to pin this all on me!"

Naruto laughed, "Why not? You are the one barging in my room ripping my blankets off. You are the one that was hung up on another boy even though you slept with me. Don't give me crap like you love me and shit, please don't. You have had a good long while to figure things out and what you want to do. You are just coming to me now because Haku is in the picture. You wouldn't be giving me second glance if Haku wasn't around."

Ino stayed silent, that was likely true. She would then still know that he was hers and wouldn't have to worry about him being stolen or with other women.

Naruto sighed as he began hopping on one foot to put on his pants, "So what do you want Ino? Me to stop sleeping with Haku? Thats not going to happen."

That hurt, but Ino held back her tears and continued on, "No Naruto, I want you. I want you to be there for me."

Naruto fumbled with putting his shirt on quickly, "I am there for you Ino..." he paused as he put his head through the shirt, "Just not in the way that you want."

In truth Naruto cared about her a lot, but he didn't want to risk the moments he had with Haku over the possible moments he may have with Ino.

Ino looked down at her bunny slippers, wasn't the usual attire for a ninja but it distracted her enough to continue talking without having the thought of losing Naruto on her mind. "So even if I beg you, you wont be with me? I promise I wont go for Sasuke anymore or anything like that... just please."

Naruto's mask of anger and frustration began to crumble as he was the most confident girl he had ever known-

Besides me...

Naruto blocked out the fox as he continued, The most confident girl he had ever known crumble emotionally right before his eyes. He had lived his entire love without any intimate love whether it be as lovers or just family. Now here he is stuck between two girls, and one was crumbling down right in front of him. There was nothing he could justly do without hurting one of the girls and it sucked.

Naruto looked away and said quietly, "Look I think you should go... I need to clean up. I will talk to you about this later."

Ino looked up at Naruto with tears in her eyes and wiped a single tear away. She tried to stay strong when she looked at Naruto and nodded with a weak smile on her face before quickly turning around and getting out of the room as quick as possible.

Naruto sighed, he cared for Ino a lot. He couldn't just push his first time with a girl out of his mind, it was just tough since the girl was still around and was hurting because of him.

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A blue haired woman sighed as she looked on at Naruto through the window of Tazuna's house. She activated the technology behind the ring on her finger and said into it, "This is White, I have located the Kyuubi Jinchuriki."

She formed a paper crane and watched as it fly over to the window of the room that Naruto resided in.

A voice called back through the ring and said quietly, "Good work Konan, stay out of sight and continue tracking him the remainder of his days in Wave. Try your best not to be seen, but make sure the boy doesn't die."

Konan cut off the ring's communication and opted to discard her cloak in the forest. While most shinobi found that staying out of sight was for a shinobi to hide in the shadows and wait for the optimum time to strike. She opted for a different method.

She turned herself into hundreds of sheets of paper and reformed herself on the outside of town, forming her new attire from her sheets of paper she took the first step in her way of not being seen.

Hiding in plain sight.

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Short chapter(shortest actually.) I also feel it is one of my worst chapters. I felt that the Haku/Warren scene could of been done better, same goes for Konan at the end. Gatoh's thoughts I felt were average at best. I honestly think the only thing I did remotely right was Ino and Naruto's bit, even that I felt was shaky.

Sorry for the bad chapter everyone.(In my opinion at least).

Alright so the votes are in, and I have taken everyone input into consideration. I just give a quick note on all of the girls. Leave a review if you want the full plan/spoilers.

Anko: I would of used her for what I had planned, but for what I have planned I wanted there to be a big contrast in personalities of the characters. Anko is pretty crazy in general which didn't really make her a fun character for what I had planned. However I may give her a bigger part in the story since people seem to love her. Any ideas for her are welcome.

Tayuya: She is already planned to be in the story(originally a bigger part than canon, but as of recent with the people who really liked her, I think she may become a very big character come timeskip.)

Kurenai: She is ridiculously hard for me to try and figure out how to write. She may have been a good character to use, but She to me is too tied down with responsibilities for it to properly work.

Ayame: She fell into the top 2 easiest characters to use, and most likely.

Konan: To me appears to have won this vote, even though only 1 person voted for her, she worked best.

Tenten: She can work the same way as Ayame, the only thing is Ayame has Canon support while Tenten has fancanon support.

Hinata: She would of been really fun to use, I usually dislike the girl. However I admit she would have been probably the most entertaining to use.

Temari: She had potential to be interesting, the problem is she lives in Suna which is no fun for what I had planned.

Hanabi(My personal suggestion): Similar to Hinata, but probably much more entertaining and interesting.

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Last notes that I will add in now.

1:Kyuubi is going to seem almost godlike come soon in the story. No she wont be super charging Naruto. However she will be LOLstrong.

I will explain why Kyuubi seems so strong in detail, but I am giving you all a heads up.

2: Madara vs Nagato power level will come under heavy scrutiny.

Those are the two heads up I am going to give everyone right now.

Now my question/help of the week:

I need female and male names for the story come soon. (I actually need 3 more)

In addition, if you build a chunin exam table similar to they did in the canon series. They took numbers from a hat.

if you can do the Canon Teams, Sound Team, Sand team and Kabuto's team for the preliminaries, your layout may be what I use for the story.

(I hope I made that understandable lol...)

Read and Review, sorry for the short chapter.

Don't expect as quick of updates the next few days

Edit: Oops I posted the unproofread version of the chapter O.O! and deleted the proof read version. I can't correct it at the moment, so if you find mistakes I will be fixing them later sorry about this.