Raven: "Well then I guess it's time for round goddam two."
Yang: "WAIT! You can't just go off on your own."
Raven: "Are you giving me orders?"
Yang: "Nooo, I'm trying to"
Raven: "OH HOHO, well I'm sorry but... I don't listen to bastards."
Raven portals out
Yang: "Ah haaaaaa ahhhhh."
Qrow: "... Ruby."
Ruby: "Yeah?"
Qrow: "... You're a good kid."
Ruby: "Oh um thanks?"
Nora: "Hey Pyrrha, what's wrong."
Pyrrha: "I'm just feeling a little depressed lately. Feels like the weight of the world is on my shoulders and I just don't know what to do anymore"
Nora: "Oh I know how that is."
Pyrrha: "Really cause you seem so carefree and happy all the time."
Nora: "Oh I am, I just do one simple trick that helps me get through the day."
Pyrrha: "Which is?"
Nora: :) "... I lie to myself."
Pyrrha: O_O " w what?"
Nora: "Oh yeah, every morning I tell myself all the my problems will go away and I tell myself things will get better when I know they never will. But I just look at myself every morning and I lie, lie, liiiiieeeee and eventually I just forget I'm lying" :) "...Well see ya Pyrrha." leaves "Trallalalalala"
Pyrrha: O_O "... Holy shit."
Ruby: "Hi, I'm Ruby and I like to eat cookies."
Weiss: "I'm Weiss and I like to eat salad."
Blake: "I'm Blake and I like to eat fish."
Yang: "I'm Yang and I like to eat pussy"
Blake: "... Uh what?"
Yang: ;)
Weiss: "Hey Neptune, you make me so wet"
Neptune: "AAHHHH!" Runs away
Weiss: "..."
Sun: "Sorry Weiss, but his aqua-phobia really is THAT bad."
Weiss: "That does it I'm fucking Jaune."
Jaune: "Sorry bitch my new girlfriend is way hotter than you."
Weiss: "FUUUUUUUU"
Taiyang: "Well girls, big news, you two are getting a sibling"
Ruby: "REALLY! OMG that's sooooo great, I can't wait to be a big sister."
Yang: "I didn't even know you were dating again, who'd you knock up."
Taiyang: "Weeelll"
Qrow: "Me."
Ruby: O_O
Yang: O_O "What?"
Qrow: "Yeah I'm pregnant"
Yang: "I-that's not possible, you're both men."
Qrow: "In fan fiction ANYTHING's possible."
Taiyang: "Yep and after impregnating two different people from my old team, I finally realized who my soulmate is."
Qrow: "Aw come here you."
Qrow and Tai make out
Ruby: O_O "... Yang... This is weird right?"
Yang: "Oh yeah."