Akatsuki 10

As you were squirming to get away from Deidara, Tobi ran into the room and ripped you way from Deidara's grasp. Then Tobi said, "That's no fair! You two are suppose to be pranking each other like Tobi planned!" he said as he had his elbows locked with yours.

"WHAT!?!?! You mean to tell me that my hair looks like a fucking piece of shit because of you!!!???!!!" Deidara started yelling.

"Yep! Hehe!" Tobi said in a high pitched voice, while you were giving him the weirdest look.

"Tobi let go of Kikyo so I can beat the shit out of you," Deidara said getting up from his chair and walking towards Tobi.

"But that would be no fun Dei-chan!" Tobi said as he ran and dragged you out with him into the hallway. He was laughing while running, while on the other hand, you were reaching for something to grab, to stop him from running so fast. It had been like 2 min, but it felt like 2 hours, and everything you tried to grab was way too far out of reach. When suddenly you felt a sharp pain in your left arm, and then was jerked in that direction.

*Holy shit! I swear the next time someone grabs my arm its either going to rip off or come off in individual pieces!* you thought as you looked up to see who had pulled you away from Tobi, but before you got a good look at the person, they started to talk.

"I don't know who you are, but your constant flailing is annoying the crap out of me," you were seeing a man that had one side of his face pure white and the other half nightmare black, with yellow eyes! But that wasn't even the weirdest part, he had green hair, and a venus flytrap around his body! He was dragging you away from Tobi, who was walking behind you guys, complaining about how he was just having fun, and how he saved you from an evil blonde haired monster, that had crazy monster hands with six eyes and a mouth in each hand.

*Isn't that kind of exaggerating it Tobi?* you looking back at him giving him the weirdest look.

"Tobi be quiet," the guy said as he kept walking.

"Hmph! Zetsu-san is just jealous because he doesn't know how to have fun! He's a meanie!"Tobi yelled pointing know.

*It surprises me how he's still alive here….?*

"Tobi. Shut it," Zetsu said while sending a menacing glare to Tobi.

*Yep really surprised……… -_-'*

"BAM!" you two both looked over to see that Deidara had shoved Tobi's head into a wall, and now just rubbing Tobi's head in it as well. And the look on his face was cruel but satisfied.

"Heh, how do you like me now you fucking little brat? From now on I'm going to make your life a living hell," he was saying with an evil glint in his eyes. He saw you and walked over, "What up Kikyo?" he said now smiling.

*Bipolar much?* you thought while lifting and eyebrow at him.

"What? Every time something like this happens you give me that weird, confused look," he said.

"I can understand why," Zetsu said as he started to drag you away again.

"Well, I see you've met Zetsu, the cannibal eating plant. Aaaaand, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?!?!?" Deidara yelled.

*C-C-Cannibal?! Ok, I'm terrified, but then again I'm not really that surprised. Rule #1- Don't get eaten………… by cannibals. Never thought I would say that……… or think it……*

"It means that your annoying and won't shut up," he said trying to ignore Tobi's constant flailing because he was stuck in the wall.

"Where are you taking Kikyo then? It's not like she know you," he said while walking next to Zetsu.

*Hellloo? I feel like I no longer exist. Huh…………. This is going to be a long day….. Sigh*

"I came to get her because she is going on a mission with Itachi and Kisame," Zetsu said.

"WHAT! Come on, at least I know her! I should be the one going on the mission with her. Besides Sasori never talks, so that just adds on to my boredom," he said in a pissed tone.

"As far as I know she met Kisame and Itachi, so she knows them idiot. Would you go away?" Zetsu said in an annoyed tone.

"No and what's the mission for?" Deidara said.

"They're going to kill Hashu Juhtiu, some famous weapon specialist. Bounty on his head from a lot of bordering cities," Zetsu said.

"There you are, where do you people hide here?" Kisame said as he saw you, "Hurry up and get packed were leaving early tomorrow," Kisame said as he saw Tobi down the hallway flailing his arms.

"Deidara get him out of the wall before Pein gets pissed," Kisame said with an anime sweat drop. Just then Zetsu let go of your wrist and started to walk away.

After you went to your room and were all packed, you jumped on your bed and lay on.

*I got to think of a way to get out of here. I guess you could just say killing random people isn't my thing.* then you heard banging on your door.

"Kikyo-chan Tobi's bored!!!!!" he said still banging on the door.

*God! Is he ever quiet!?* you thought as you turned over in your bed facing the opposite direction from the door. Then Tobi just ran in…

"Let's play a game!" Tobi said as he threw his arms in the air.

"No," you said as you started to put your headphones to listen to your IPod.

"Please," "No," "Please," "No," "PLEAZZZZZZ," "………………… No," you said, now not evening listening anymore just looking at songs to play on your IPod. Then you felt tugging on your left arm.

"Tobi come on. I played like 6 games already," you said now complaining.

"And now we can make it 8" he said in a peppy voice still tugging at your hand. And you were just pulling in the opposite direction.

"Tobi leave her alone," you two both looked over to see Itachi leaning in the door way.

"Huh?" you said. *When did he get there?* he said just staring directly at you.