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"And what exactly is this bet?" I asked, peering up at him from under my eyelashes, trying to be as playful as he was.
"To get you naked," he whispered.
Chapter 8: Cinderella's Castle Rocks My World
To get me naked. I smoldered at the idea. Suddenly, I no longer knew who the shy, timid, virgin Bella was. All I could think about was banging his ass right here, right now. And damn, would I enjoy it.
But I wasn't a hussy who gave out free sex or a free glance at my nude form, so Edward would definitely have to earn it.
"And what makes you think I'll let you get me naked?" I whispered, trailing a finger up and down his chest.
"Mmm," he grinned. "Maybe because if I win the bet, I also win the master bedroom where the New Year's Eve party is being held."
I grinned. I liked that idea…a lot. And if I ever regretted it, it wasn't like I would have to ever face him again. After all, one more night after tonight and then I'd be flying back home until…next year.
Banning away all depressing thoughts, I decided to tease Edward a little bit. "Why do we need such a big bed, Edward? I don't know if you have the concept of fucking clear in your mind, but it's pretty much you, me, and a little stick in between. We don't need a lot of room."
"Oh, I've got the concept alright," he grinned. "And who said anything about little?"
I looked down at his crotch area, smiling at what I saw. Teasingly, I let my hands trail farther down south, until my fingertips brushed playfully over his tip.
"Bella," he groaned.
I wanted to burst out laughing, but kept it in. "A groaner with a boner," I smiled. "My, my, Edward, I really am affecting you."
With that, I tried to walk away. All of my teasing was to get payback at him for catching me completely off guard with this naked business. And for making me so incredibly hot. How to I quench a thirst like this?
And what bothered me the most was that he knew how bushy and unkempt my hairy virgin lips were yet he still insisted on getting me naked. I didn't understand the man and it was infuriating.
Edward grabbed me back to him, my back flushed against his chest, his rock hard pole sticking practically into my ass hole.
"You found it, Edward," I grinned, laughing at how if we didn't have any clothes on, Edward's manhood would be up me by now.
"Found what?" he asked, shuffling us over to our group who was waiting around, laughing animatedly.
"Cinderella's castle!" I laughed. "And I see Mr. Prince Charming came to see what's up."
"Bella, did you just say what I think you said?" he laughed.
"Only if you just said what I think you said," I smiled innocently, even though he couldn't see it. I was being vague and childish and I really didn't care. I was having fun. What a rare occurrence!
"So, you're saying that if I said what you think I said, then what you said is what I think you said?"
"I don't know exactly what you just said, but if you're saying that what I said was what you thought I said, then what you said about what I said, would be what I said, which I think we both already said we said."
"Bella!" Edward whined in frustration, thrusting further into me.
"Alas! Prince Charming has broken through the gates. Full force, merry man!" I laughed.
"Bella, what has gotten into you?"
"Come on, Edward! Ride the horse into the castle! You know you want to," I laughed, again. Teasing Edward was fun, but teasing a horny Edward…oh the possibilities! And since I'd had my fair share of embarrassment, it was only time I repay the favor.
"Okay, I admit it, I want to ride the horse into the castle."
"Then let your guard down," I ordered.
"Bella, you're the one with the guard."
"Cherry popping, guard dropping, same difference. Now, onward, Edward! Cinderella is waiting for you inside."
At this point, we had reached where Rosalie, Alice, Emmett, and Jasper were standing.
Emmett, Jasper, and Rosalie were trying to keep from bursting out laughing at Edward. Alice was in heaven right now so she was too oblivious to notice the current object, which oddly enough, if I moved, was aimed at her.
"You guys ready to shop 'til we drop?" Alice asked excitedly.
"I think I'll be doing the shopping," I said, looking back at Edward. "While Edward has a little dropping to do."
Emmett burst out laughing. "High on life, there, buddy?" Emmett teased.
"Let's just say, I'll be keeping Edward close for a little while."
Right after those words left my lips, I realized that now would be the perfect time to get Edward back for not telling me Esme was his mom. I still remembered that incident clearly and it was something I dearly wanted to forget. Getting Edward back for that would be a little rewarding and I felt oddly vindictive.
"Edward, let's dance!" I grinned.
"Here? Now?" he choked, not believing that I was willingly going to dance in front of a crowded mall.
"Yep. And I want you to serenade me."
"In case you didn't notice, Bella," Edward said through a strained voice, "I'm a little stuck right now."
"You know the lyrics!" I exclaimed. "Perfect. All you have to do is sway back and forth singing 'Stuck on You' by Lionel Richie."
"Are you serious, Bella?" When I nodded my head, his mouth fell open in disbelief. "You do realize how the lyrics could be misinterpreted in this situation."
"Sing, Edward," I commanded. "And Jasper and Emmett can do commentary to the lyrics."
"And if I don't?" he countered.
"Let's just say that somebody will be losing the bet and sleeping in a very empty bed tonight," I grinned. Edward's pride, ego, and aching cock could not resist.
Edward rolled his eyes though I knew "deep down" he enjoyed this.
"Sing slowly, Edward. And don't forget to give Jasper and Emmett time to say something in between each lyric."
"Oh, God!" he moaned. "Here it goes: Stuck on you…"
"More like stuck in you," Jasper laughed.
Edward rolled his eyes. "I've got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose…"
"More like I have a boner deep down in Bella that I need to release," Emmett barked out.
Edward, being the good sport he was, continued on, swaying back and forth. "Guess I'm on my way…"
"On my way to squirting my little sperms all over the place," Alice spit out, clapping a hand over her mouth in shock that she said that.
"Needed a friend…" Edward continued.
"Who I could fuck," Rosalie added on.
"And the way I feel now I guess I'll be with you 'til the end…"
"Of our earth-shattering orgasm," Emmett piped in.
I could tell Edward was getting embarrassed as a crowd started forming. "Mighty glad you stayed…"
"On birth control!" Rosalie yelled, turning bright red afterward. "What?"
I tried to keep my laughter inside so that Edward would continue. "I'm stuck on you…"
"And I can't seem to get out," Emmett offered, referring to Edward's predicament.
"Last line, Edward," I whispered since I was starting to get embarrassed by the crowd myself.
"Been a fool too long I guess it's time for me to come on home…"
"To Cinderella's castle," I finished, pumping a fist in the air. Then shimmying closer to Edward, I grinned up at him. "Welcome home, Edward."
He rolled his eyes, but nevertheless gave me a peck on the lips, before turning me back around so my back was once again flushed with his chest.
"You're evil, Bella," he whispered into my ear.
"Evil people don't help those in need, and you, my friend, are in need of some serious help."
"And what are you going to do about it?" he asked, brushing his lips back and forth across my neck.
"I could always be a donor to the boner cause," I replied. Damn, did I loving this rhyming shit. And, besides, I would so not mind donating my body to help his body. In fact, I think it would help satisfy both of our needs.
"You would do that? For little ole me?" Edward asked, putting on a fake grandma voice.
"Oh, no. Not for little ole you. From what I gather you're a big boy, who just so happens to be fully loaded."
"Bella," Edward laughed. "This is a completely different you."
"I feel free!" I grinned. "Well, except for one, minor restraint. But otherwise I just flat out don't give a shit right now. Amazing, isn't it?"
"Scary, but whatever adjective floats your boat."
"Oh, no. I believe I am the one floating your boat."
"Oh really?"
"Oh, yes. What do you think is keeping that bad boy of yours afloat? It's my waters, Edward," I grinned happily.
"Bella, you are seriously freaking me out. I'm not even inside of you."
"Forget it," I mumbled, deflated. "Crazy erotic fantasy I was trying to stimulate into real life. Go ahead and bring it all crashing down," I sighed. "Let's just go find a dress."
"Now that idea, I like."
"You would," I mumbled.
"Time to get Bella naked!" Edward yelled and I swear all heads turned our way. With me being so tight against Edward and Edward still having a little problem, we so did not look innocent right now. And my flaming red cheeks just added to the guilt factor.
I rolled my eyes as Edward "accidentally" grinded into me further. "If you agree to getting naked, Bella, that was only a preview of what's to come."
I sucked in a breath, trying to not let him affect me, as we made our way into the store that Alice and Rosalie had dragged their boy toys into.
"You stable enough yet, Edward?" I asked, trying to regain control of the situation.
"I think I'm good enough," he smiled, squeezing my waist one last time before letting go.
I peaked down at him noticing it wasn't as bad as before. "Good boy!" I exclaimed. "Down," I patted. "Good boy to go down," I laughed.
"My dick is not a dog, Bella."
"No?" I questioned. "But all dogs get excited when they see me…" I trailed off. "And this seemed rather excited to see me. I was just putting two and two together."
"I really don't like the gears being shifted. Before I was making you all hot. Now you're making me all hot. How did that happen?"
"I was just returning the favor, Edward." I patted his chest before walking off to find a dress.
Oh. My. Fucking. God. What just happened to me in the last thirty minutes? Did I go completely insane? One must wonder. Rose or Alice must have slipped me some drug because I was a freaking horny woman. And since when did I come up with sexy remarks to make back at Edward? I could only do that with Rose, which in itself was disturbing.
Maybe I was being repressed all my life. With my father being a cop, I felt rather geared to be perfect and follow every rule. But maybe I did have a little bit of my mother in me after all. She was, after all, with a different guy practically every month. I could turn on the charm if I had to. And Edward was all too happy to display his how well that charm affected him.
"Bella, come look at this!" Alice called to me, waving me over.
She handed me a silky, deep purple dress, which was practically backless and would only come to my mid-thigh.
"No, Alice," I told her.
She shoved it into my hands, pushing me into a dressing and slamming the door shut.
I sighed. Bossy little thing, she was.
"Bella?" Edward called from outside the door.
"In here," I muttered, stripping off the last of my clothes.
"Got it!" Edward laughed, as a flash of light went off and I looked down to find Edward's head peeking through the bottom of the door with a camera in his hand.
A/N: Lastly, I got a new website. If you click on 'homepage' in my profile and then click on 'Photo Gallery' you can see the pictures I have up for this story (like the girls' dresses). I also have a blog so you have an idea when I'll post and where I'm at in a chapter.
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