Chapter 10: Convincing The CDA
Suddenly, there was loud banging on Randall's front door.
"Open up!" Yelled a voice. "This is the CDA and we have a warrant for your arrest!"
"Uh-oh." Every monster and human said in unison.
"How did they figure it out?" Dave asked.
"Just hold on Dave." Randall calmed him down before he went to the door, but didn't open it. "May I ask what this is about?"
"We know you have the child," Said the CDA. "You left your fingerprints all over the shredder."
"Oops." Randall said meekly as he stared at the glaring monsters in the room with him. "Well sir, there is a reason for that. You see, someone waxed the floor and didn't bother to put up a wet floor sign. I was walking and I slipped. To avoid hurting myself, I grabbed onto the shredder. That's why my fingerprints are on it."
"Ooh, good cover." Mike hissed.
"Shut up Wazowski." Randall hissed back.
"Well, we just received more proof." The CDA officer answered. "Traces of human blood, in the match of David Pelzer's blood, found in the nurses office of the factory, with a result of more of your fingerprints all over the cabinets and medical supplies!"
"Try and get yourself out of this one Lizard Boy!" Mike sneared.
Randall's eyes were wide. He had no idea how cover THIS story. Obviously, if he said that he was taking care of wound on himself or someone else, the CDA would demand to see the wound on him, or demand the name of the monster he was helping, then ask that monster questions. Plus, they found traces of HUMAN BLOOD, Dave's blood.
"Well! Aren't you guys demanding! Well FINE! When I was on duty I went into Dave's room. He had hurt himself or something because I slipped on his damn blood! Course I panicked! People are said to die from a touch, let alone BLOOD! So, I snuck out… I went and started to clean the blood off of me with the first thing I grabbed. HAPPY? Yeesh, do I have to tell you my whole life story?! Now, I want some SLEEP so…. GO AWAY!"
The CDA growled in response. They didn't believe a word Randall was saying, but it was clear that he wasn't going to open the door unless they had a warrant to search his house. They decided to go back to base and get a search warrant, then they would come back and take the reptile by surprise and catch him with the child.
"Very well then." The CDA said through the door. "Sorry for the accusation, we'll be going now."
With that, they left and went to base, leaving Randall, Mike, Sulley, Fungus, and Dave relieved.