An: hey mum, have you seen my pen? You know, the blue one.
Suddenly Purple Guy burst through the door.
"OMFG I had a vishon" he yelled.
"What the fuck you guys" Fritz roared. "You're gon pay for that door!"
"Mike, the Anons! captured Foxy and a few others and reprogrammed them." He explaind.
"Holy shit" I stated. "Now that you mention it, that would explain Foxe's strange
"That sounds awful. What do we do?" Robert asked.
"What about my door?!" Fritz inquiered.
"No one cares about your door."
"I kinda dio," muttered Robert.
"Why are you people so guffckin loud" said Larry the Radical in complete monotone, halfway through a hole in a wall.
"For heck's sake you corrosive asshole," Fritz screamed "the door is right there!"
"Eggshelly, there's not," Larry started.
"We'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN," I interrupted.
"Calm down y'all," giggled the egg who appeared out of nowhere.
"What even is happening" sobbed Robert.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screeched Foxy agressively.
"Jesus fuck, Mike, controll your... ugh... boyfriend." Told me Fab.
"M-Mike?" Foxy got distracted for a moment giving me a chance to intervene.
I slapped him. Not exactly hard, but apparently hard enough to knock him out.
Everyone fell silent.
"Well... Taht leaves only the rest of the reprogrommed animatronics." Stated Purple. "So... What do we do?"
"I recommend you hide the body" recommended the egg.
"His right, uno?" We can't just leave Foxy here like this." Larry told us.
"To my right is shy guy here. Did you mean "he is"?" the egg sasswered him.
"How did you notice a mispelling in spoken text?" Larry questioned.
"I've eaten a lot of carrots. Beside I'm immune to the plot, and that includes the medium." Said the egg matter-of-factly, shrugging. "Also my name is Flumpty Bumpty, stop calling me per the egg."
Fab pulled out his
phone.
"Okay, while you guys are arguing, I'm gonna call Mx Mangle," he explained.
"Why"
"Because they're his parental units, duh" he explained again.
"Okay."
"Hello, yes Fabian?" I could here Mx Mangle from the phone.
"Good afternoon, Mx Mangle, I do not mean to worry you"
"Why, you certainly just did"
"From a trusted informator we have recieved the downlo that the Anonymous Council of Anonymous Assholes has been capturing and reprogramming those of ur kin."
"Got it. Ho-how many victims are there currently?"
"The total number is unknown however there is one confirmed victim, who is currently lying unconscious in Fritz's house, and that is your son."
"I'll be-e-e there in five minutes." Mx Mangle said and hung up.
"And what?" Robert asked?
"They'll be here in five minuets. They hung up." Phone Guy told him.
"Well then" said Jeromy, who has not spoken despit being there the whole time. "Wat else can we do but wait."