EPISODE 2: (only featuring Niko):


Roman: (depressed and holding large beer).

Niko: (comes in) Hey, what's wrong?

RomanL Hey, cousin.. Bullshit.

Niko: What's bullshit?

Roman: Mallorie!
Niko: Oh. What about her?

Roman: I like her... I really like her...

Niko: But you keep messing around with other women.

Roman: Yeah... no. I think she's messing around with Vlad. I saw his car parked outside her place the other day!

Niko: Yeah.

Roman: ... You knew?

Niko: I had suspicions.

Roman: You fucking knew!?

Niko: What was I going to say?

Roman: You knew my woman was banging this warthog and you didn't do anything!?

Niko I-

Roman: You didn't say anything? Niko I didn't know!

Roman: ... Your an asshole Niko Bellic! a disloyal user! After what I did for you, you dick! YOU FUCKIN DICK!

Niko: I'm sorry!

Roman: SCREW YOU!

Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought you were okay with it!

Roman: Well clearly I'm not!

Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?

Roman: Vlad must of took it.

Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!

Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-

Niko: (finds and cocks a pump action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).

Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!