Wonderful Talk Show Returns!
Narrator:*sighs*I'm too old for this..
Skye:SHUT UP! YOU'RE ONLY LIKE, 23 FREAKING YEARS OLD!
Alice:*sweat drop*Who IS Narrator-san anyways?
Skye:O_o... Uh, well...
Me:Nobody...
Alice:Sounds suspicious...
Me:Let's just say it's someone we know.
Skye:Anyways, I'm free from being a stupid cute little sister character as of today!
Me:Hmph... Stupid Lexi... And her Black Magic.
Lexi:What did you say? I don't think I heard you.
Me:STUPID LEXI AND HER BLACK MAGI-
Lexi:*tackles*GO FUCK YOURSELF*
Me:BITCH PUH-LEASE!
Skye:.. *sighs*Couldn't Lexi have stayed in Korea until school started?
Gray:*sweat drops*Anyways.. I am a stegosaurus asdf movie reviewed.
LMFAO! XD, Black, you do realise I love torturing you, right?
I've been meaning to ask this for ages, Kirara, skye, do any of you have a DA?
Vivaldi, I have some old plushies here if you want them, since I'm not giving them to my sister.
Ace, if you're not scatter brained, then how do you always end up lost? Is it because you're an idiot?
White, I double dare you to sing funhouse by p!nk, you can't skip this.
Black:SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH.
Skye:A deviantART? Yes. Kirara deleted hers, or is in the process of trying to-
Me:I'M TOO LAZY TO UPDATE OKAY? OKAY? WHAT?
Skye:*sweat drops*Onee-san.. Are you okay?
Me:Huh? Oh.. Sorry... PMS.
Skye:DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW! Ugh... So yes, yes I do.
Vivaldi:*blushes*W-who would want such things? ! W-we're not into such childish items!
Ace:I'm not scatter brained! I don't get lost, I go on adventures! Haha! Silly, silly girl!
White:... Skye, why does everyone enjoy torturing me?
Skye:Pffft, welcome to my world. Now, would you like to be S or M?
White:-_-
Skye:*shrugs*I'm S.
Me:I'm S! TOTAL S! NO WAIT.. I'm BOTH!
Skye:Figures... Sooo... Whiiiiiitttttteeee~
White:NO! I'd rather die!
Me:No! Skye! Use Moe Moe Kyun!
Skye:W-what? !
Me:DO IT!
Skye:F-fine... *blushes*M... moe.. Moe.. K-k.. Kyun~! *makes heart with hands*
White:... *nosebleed*
I dance around this empty house
Tear us down, throw you out
Screaming down the halls
Spinning all around and now we fall
Me:Moe Moe Kyun, super effective! xD
Skye:*blushing bright red*S-shut up! I-I didn't have a choice, okay!
Me:I have it on tape!
Skye:O-oneeeee-saaaaan! *starts fake crying*
Me:F-Fu-chaaan~ Onee-san is sorry~ She'll delete it! *deletes and hugs the life out of Fumiku*
Skye:O-onee... S-san... S-someone! H-help... me!
Gray:*pries me off*Next review is from nichole.
love ure show its not hell sorry sorry my the thing thats some how my sister[aaliyah] pissed u off i love this show please continue this show as long as u can ill try to make sure my sadist BITCH OF A SISTER will leave u alone though thanks for killing peter
Me:She didn't piss us off...
Skye:She just creeped us out. As for the sadist part, we're use to it... *glares daggers at me*
Me:Hehe~ You know you love being tied to your bed and struggling to get out~
Skye:HELL NO! I'D RATHER BE TIED UP BY A GUY THAN YOU!... Okay, once more... I'D RATHER BE TIED UP BY A GUY THAN YOU,. AND/OR LEXI!
Lexi:*sniffle*But I looooove you onee-sama! *tackles and buries head into nonexistent boobs*
Me:HEY! HANDS OFF! THIS BITCH IS MY CHILD! *fighting with Lexi*
Skye:*sulking*Non... existent... boobs?
Ace:Oh! There actually is a little bit here! *Gropes*
Skye:*kicks him into a closet*LIKE I'D WANNA HEAR THAT FROM YOU!
Alice:A-Ace! Don't touch her! T-that's...
Skye:LOLICON!
Black:Says the loli.
Skye:SHUT THE FORK UP BITCH. BEFORE I SHOVE MY FREAKING LOLI FIST DOWN YOUR THROAT.
Black:...
Skye:*innocent smile*Onee-sa~n~ Time to announce the reviewer~
Me:Ah yeah... Umm.. Let's see. Where's my laptop... Er.. *looking everywhere*
[Several hours later]
Me:Hmm.. Can't find it...
Skye:FOR SHIRO'S SAKE, JUST USE MINE!
Shiro:Did someone call m-... Louise-sama...
Lexi:S-Shiro? ! Oh fuck... BYE! *runs off*
Shiro:Oujo-sama! Wait! *runs after*
Skye:Ohoho.. How romantic.. NOW HURRY UP AND ANNOUNCE SO I CAN FINISH MY SUMMER HOMEWORK!
Me:Tsk, tsk, tsk.. Should've done it right when we got home from school like I did.
Skye:LIKE HELL! GET ON WITH IT WOMAN!
Me:Okay, okay! Geez... My beloved reviewed~
Greetings my bride, skye girl, homo hatter, pedo knight, twincest-
Leo: hey! I dig twincest !
Lia: does that mean your gay nii-chan? :D
Leo: o_o forget I said anything...
Hoody: greetings elliot, my darling black joker, the other joker, my queen, kittycat, pierce, and clockmaker, mary, nightmare you bastard, and heeellooooooo peter you damn stalker
Leo: is he on that pill again?
Lia: why do you ask?
Hoody: I wanna be a care bear! - waves arms around holding a unicorn princess plusie-
Leo: o_o nevermind...
Lia: should we get this on video for blackmail
Leo: I used to think you were innocent... but hell yeah!
Oh and hello kira-san sorry about his behavior, we gave him one of those pill again to calm down... :)
Me:Huh...
Skye:I HAVE A FREAKING NAME, IT'S NOT "Skye girl", IT'S SKYE. OR FUMIKU! WHICHEVER, IF YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN, I SWEAR I'LL FUCKING COMMI-
Me:*evil aura*Do, what~?
Skye:N-nothing nee-chan! F-Fu-chan... W-was uh... B-being a g-good... Girl...
Me:*smiles*Good~ No punishment today~
Alice:._. Poor Fumiku-chan...
All:Er... Hi...
Gowland:AHHH! DON'T CALL ME MARY! *goes on a rampage*
Me:*sighs*Someone... Do something.
Amai:Come on old man, let's go to the damn music store... *drags Gowland away*
Skye:Onee-san.. He said he wanted to be a care bear...
Me:*sweat drop*I'm not sure if I should be concerned and worried, or just pretend like this never happened...
Skye:I'd go with both..
Me:Oh! That reminds me I gave your some alcohol last night~
Skye:WHAT? ! YOU WHAT? ! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? !
Me:Yep~ Also, I found your old Care Bears from when you were little~ You were so cute when you'd hug them and shout, "Mama! Can we buy more the next time we come here?" and we'd always have to go back to the mall! YOU WERE SO ADORABLE!
Skye:S-shut up! W-wait... I WAS adorable? Are you implying that I'm no longer cute? That's offensive...
Me:Oh no my lovely toy- Er.. Daughter~ You are very much adorable! Especially yesterday when you cosplayed as a magical girl and started to dance to Yay! Yay! Yay!
Skye:*turns bright red*S-SHUT UP! I-I WASN'T DANCING! I-I WAS... Uh... I WAS HAVING A SEIZURE!
Me:In a Precure outfit with heels? Nice try sweetie~
Skye:SHUT UP! *runs away*
Me:Aww~ Come back~ I only want to video tape for memories! *chases after*
Alice:O_O'
All:... We should be getting paid to come here. -_-
Narrator:I'm seriously retiring... Ugh. The next time you come here, don't be surprised if everyone's in Precure's Magical Girl cosplay... And also, if Skye's crying the whole time next episode, then that's the REAL Skye... AKA Crybaby Fumiku...