Nic: I'd like to thank Sailorstar 165 for telling me that stars don't work. And as a token of my appreciation…
Riku: Not another Riku plushy, is it?
Nic: Of course not.
Riku: Phew. Wait, Sora what are you doing? (Sora handcuffs him to Ryo.)
Nic: I got you two all-day tickets to Paramount's Kings Dominions! (Hands Ryo and Riku the tickets) Guy's, get him to the limo!
Sora & Kairi: You got it!
Riku: Wait! STOP! (Kairi and Sora drag Riku and Ryo to the limo)
Nic & Sora & Kairi: BYE RIKU! (The limo drives off)
Riku: NIC, YOU BASTARD! SOMEONE HELP!
Nic: I don't own KH, Ryo, Hurky (or her ideas), KH worlds, and I don't even know if Extra, Extra, Extra Strength TAG even exists. In the case it doesn't, then I do own Extra, Extra, Extra Strength TAG.
Sora & Kairi: Enjoy
Riku: SOMEONE HELP ME!
Nic had just taken his THIRD shower since leaving the restaurant. No matter how many times he washed himself, the stench wouldn't come out. "There's gotta be something to get rid of this smell!" He was wearing a towel around his waist, looking for something that could get rid of the smell in his bathroom cabinet when he found something.
"Ahh, there's something." He took a black can of spray out of the cabinet. "Extra, Extra, Extra Strength TAG. Hmm, what's this?"
Nic saw a label at the bottom of the can. "A warning: OVERDOSE OF EXTRA, EXTRA, EXTRA STRENGTH TAG WILL CAUSE GIRLS UP TO A 3 YARD RADIUS WILL BE PULLED TO YOU AS IF YOU WERE A MAGNET AND THEY WERE METAL AND WILL ATTATCH TO YOU FOR NINE HOURS. I know how to deal with that." Nic then reached for the label and pulled it off.
He sprayed himself all over his body and he added a little extra to his right leg, left arm, and A LOT to his head. After spraying himself with the Extra, Extra, Extra Strength TAG on himself, he got dressed. He put on an orange shirt, black shorts, and black sandals.
"Hey, guys," Nic said very happy.
"Yes, you're finally clean!" Sora said.
"Yup! Al I had to do was-"Nic was about to say, but he felt something cling to his right leg. He looked down and saw Ryo clinging on his leg. "Um, Ryo, could you get off my-"suddenly he felt something cling to his arm, and saw Hurky on his arm. "Hurky? How did you-"suddenly something hit him in the head, and cling to it. "Who's on my head?" Nic asked, VERY confused.
"Sorry," Kairi said apologetically.
"Nic, what did you do before you came out of the bathroom?" Hurky asked.
"Apply some TAG." Nic told her. Hurky's eyes started to widen. "Hurky? Are you okay?"
"Which brand did you use?" Hurky asked again.
"Extra, Extra, Extra Strength," Nic said.
"YOU WHAT!" Hurky screamed.
"Guess I should have paid attention to the warning," Nic said.
"Warning?" Ryo asked Nic.
"Yup. Now your all stuck their for……nine hours," Nic told everyone.
"WHAT?" all the girls screamed. They then pulled out their keyblades and tried to hit Nic, but they all clanged together.
"HA! WHO'S STUPID NOW?" Nic said, followed by a triumphic laugh. But the laugh was short lived, because the girls then gave him a hard shot to the nuts. "OWWWWW!" Nic said, collapsing from the pain.
"I guess this means I'll be driving," Sora said.
"Oh, no it doesn't," Nic said, still recovering from the pain. "Just because I can't see for the moment doesn't mean-"Just then he tripped on a chair and fell down. "Sora, will you drive the gummi ship?"
"Sure," Sora told him.
One hour later, everyone arrived at Port Royal. In attempt to avoid humiliation, Nic put a big yellow coat on himself with the hood and a BIG blindfold over his eyes.
"Damnit, it's hot in here," Ryo said.
"Well I couldn't think of anything else," Nic muttered under his breath.
"Now, this world is very big, so I think you should send Peak to search for Riku," Sora told Nic.
"Good idea, Sora," Nic replied. He then pulled his watch out, but then remembered that Kairi was in the way of his eyesight. "Um, Sora, come over here," Nic asked Sora, and Sora came over to Nic's side. "Push the K, then the E, then the Y, will ya?" Nic asked Sora. And Sora did as he was told, pressing the K-E-Y on the watch, then Peak came to life. "Peak, search the world for a guy who fits the same description as last time, and meet us here in five minutes," Nic told the Gummi ship. And Peak took off.
Suddenly, everyone heard a man scream. "Help! Pirates are robbing my shop." Sora and Nic turned their heads, but Nic turned his in the opposite way of the crime. The pirates looked like the pirates looked like the pirates Sora had fought the last time he visited Port Royal, but these were uncursed.
Sora and Nic pulled out their keyblades and shouted, "DIE, PIRATES!" They both then ran in different directions. Sora ran towards the Pirates, and Nic ran into a tree. "Sorry, sorry. Other direction," Nic said, then ran to the other direction, and ran into a building wall. "Oh, gosh, that hurt!" He screamed.
While Nic was hollering in pain, Sora was off fighting the pirates. He clanged with swords and dodged bullets for a while, and then he got serious. "Magnaga!" Suddenly, the pirates were all bulled into one place, then Sora casted a Thundaga spell on the pirates, knocking them all out. As soon as Sora was finished, Commodore Norrington came along with the navy, only to find that Sora took them all on by himself.
"What is your name?" the Commodore asked Sora.
"Sora, sir," Sora replied.
"Well, Sora, you will be happy to know that you shall have my thanks." Commodore Norrington said. Sora gave a smile, but then turned into a frown when he saw Nic charging towards him.
"DIEEE, PIRATES!" Nic yelled at the top of his lungs. Sora stepped out of his way, causing Nic to run off into the water.
"Who was that?" Norrington asked Sora.
"Uhh……That's my friend, Nic. He's blind," Sora lied. Sora then stared at the part of the water where Nic landed in to find that his coat and blindfold had risen to the top, and Nic, now undisguised had gotten out of the water, making the entire navy gasp and cocking their guns.
"What's going on," Nic asked. He then used all his strength to lift Kairi's arm up out of his face to see that the navy was pointing guns at him. "Oh……"
"Crap," The girls finished for him.
"Ready?" Norrington shouted. "Aim!"
"Magnaga!" Hurky shouted, and suddenly, the entire navy was pulled into a big orb in the sky. Nic took this opportunity to run and Sora did, too. Luckily, the gummi ship returned, saying Riku wasn't in Port Royal. So everyone got into the gummi ship and took off.
"Okay, new plan!" Nic said to everyone. "We leave the ship on auto pilot for nine hours, until the TAG wears out."
"Alright, but what do we do in the mean time?" Kairi asked.
Nic went to his DVD cabinet and pulled out a movie. "Who wants to watch Dude, Where's My Car?"(I don't own DWMC) He asked everyone. Everyone agreed.
Nic: Hope you liked the chapter. Be sure to review!
Sora: I wonder how Ryo and Riku are doing.
Kairi: I dunno.
(scene shifts to Ryo and Riku riding a roller coaster, about to go down a VERY steep hill.)
Ryo: Isn't this fun, Wiku?
Riku: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!