Well, that was the quickest update, if I do say so myself! *Gives self a medal that says "IMMA CAT DEAL WITH IT, STUPID"* And speaking of cats, this chapter is great for you cat-lovers and/or crazy cat ladies that live all alone at about 70 years of age with only about 8 cats. So cat lovers, enjoy. Crazy Cat ladies, isn't Snowflake pooping on your carpet right now?

Wait... Who are you! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHAINSAW? HELP ME! IT BURNS ME WHEN YOU FAIL AT SAWWING OFF MY LEGS! MY TINY TINY LEGS! I must find the Ed-boys! *runs away*

Chapter 10: The 5th Dickie of Life: Kittens!

"THE TIME IS NOW!" Eddy yelled. "TODAY IS THE DAY WE ATTACK PLANK AND END HIS REIGN OF TERROR!"

However, Ed tapped him on the shoulder. "Eddy, there's a cat in a Shakespeare costume running towards us."

"OH EM GEE! WHERE?" Eddy saw said cat (Hey, it's me! :D) and screamed like a deranged fangirl. "OH EM GEE ME WANT!" He grabbed the kitten and hugged it so hard that he started turning blue.

"un... hand me... you... evil... being..." The cat choked out. Eddy wouldn't listen. So the cat pulled a spider out of nowhere, and dropped it on Eddy's head.

"HELP MEZ! MOMMA SAID NEBUR PLAY WIT SPY-DERS!" Eddy said bizarrely. The Spider bit him. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

Double D stared at the talking cat. "What did you just do?"

"I dropped a Brazilian Wandering Spider on your friend's head. They're the most poisonous spider in the world. I'm predicting that it'll only take a few minutes before Eddy dies a horrible death." The cat replied. "But forget about him for a second. I need your help! That Plank dude took over my account! I can no longer control your universe! Plank does! And in order to bring it back to normal, we have to get Plank to reveal the new password!"

"But how are we going to defeat him? All we have is an army filled with wooden boards." Ed asked.

"No. All we have is an army filled with wooden boards and kittens!" The ex-author replied. Suddenly, Persian cats, Black Cats, Tigers, Lions, and housecats burst from the ground and roared/meowed. "These beasts shall aid us!"

"But how do we, the Eds, defeat Plank when he's all powerful?" Double D asked.

"I suspected as such." Shakespeare Kitten said. "That's why you have me. I can give you the power you need to defeat Plank. Fall onto your knees."

Ed and Double D slowly got onto their knees, while Eddy just fell down.

"Edward Horace (insert last name here), I will grant you the strength of that wrestler who lives down the street." The cat said dramatically. He placed his paw on Ed's forehead, as red energy channeled from the cat into Ed.

"Eddward Marian (insert last name here), I will grant you the intellect of the scientist who exploded just 2 minutes ago." The cat said. He did the same thing to Double D, but this time blue energy channeled from him.

"Eddy Skipper (insert last name here), I will grant you the agility of the ninja who got his butt kicked in a staring contest." The cat did the same thing, but with green energy. "Rise up."

And the Ed boys rose.

But then Eddy died from the spider bite.

"Whoops. Sorry about that." The cat took out a gun (Water gun!) and shot Eddy. Eddy came back to life. "Now... I shall return you all to normal. But it will only last long enough for you to storm the fortress and defeat Plank." The author took out a staff from nowhere, and hit each Ed-boy in the head with it. "How do you all feel?"

Eddy wasn't happy from the cat hitting him in the head with a big staff. "WHY YOU LITTLE-" Eddy just realized what he said. "Hey! I'm back to normal!"

"Gravy!" Ed said in agreement.

"How was that possible?" Double D asked himself. He looked at the cat. "Now what's the plan?"

"Me and my army of cats will storm the outside guards. Then Mr. Imanidiot-"

The Eds laughed.

"Will fight off the guards inside with the plank army. Then, you guys will attack Plank inside. But be warned, he has grown execptionally powerful. You will need to work together to defeat him."

Mr. Imanidiot walked by. "Sir, the forces are all assembled! Let's do this!"

"CHAAAARGE!" Eddy yelled. He sounded a random flute that happened to be there. "To Plank's Fortress!"

"But how do we get there?" Double D asked. "We're in Japan."

"Hello!" The cat said. "I may not be in control of the story anymore, but I can still do this!"

POW! Haha!

Now the entire cat and wood army was right in front of Plank's citadel. "Let's get him Boyo's!" Eddy said with determination.

Ed jumped up high into the air and came down with his fist. When his fist hit the ground, it released a shock wave that damaged all the enemy Planks. "Cool! Now I can become Wonder-Ed! All shall bow down before my fists of bacon!"

"Don't waste your energy, Ed!" Shakespeare Kitten said. "Just go and find that termite food! And be sure to repay him for all he's done!"

"What did he do?" Ed asked.

"... HE ATE MY TURTLE!"

Ed's eyes widened in fear. "NO NOT THE TURTLE! PLANK WILL PAY WITH HIS CRAYON-DRAWN EYEBALLS!"

"Go go go!" The kitten yelled.

And the Eds left. The epic battle would soon begin.

Plank: Hello, "readers." I do not know who you are, nor do I care. You shall all bow down before me. BOW BEFORE ME YOU FOOLS. Hey, I control your world too, I can make the economy collapse right now. I CAN MAKE YOU HOMELESS. By the way, I was told I needed to show you these comments of this pathetic story...

"Make no mistake. This story is messed up." -Abraham Lincoln

"I'm ashamed that I read this. I must disinfect my eyeballs. Wait, why are you quoting-" -Albert Einstein

"NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" -Parry Gripp

Plank: Well, I've been told that there are only 2-3 chapters left. But worry not, as this idiotic cat will still make these dreaded EEnE fictions. So sleep soundly tonight, sleep soundly the next day as a hobo, and Happy Halloween.