HERE YOU GO, GHOSTGIRL19! I LOVE YOU AND I'M SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG! XD
I uploaded chapter 9 a few minutes ago, so if you're just going to the most recent one (which is this chapter), make sure to go back and read that, too. XD
This parody is to 'Bang Bang' by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj. ;) I think just saying that I made a Daniel parody to this song tells you how messed up it's going to be. Ayeeee.
Enjoy, and yeah, there's no spacing again. I gotta ask lovethatignites about that again...
I got a booty like a basketball
But it can still fit through Janis
I got too many mancrushes
My dad cries; he ran over it
(I've been crying twenty-four/seven
Creep on up, drop my pants)
See anybody could make me cry
But you made me break my rocking chair
Kiss kiss
Kiss on the cheek
(The lips are too gross)
I I
Like the name Sneeve
(I think it suits me ;D)
Emma, wait
I can't count at all
Was your birthday the last fall?
Oh no
There is Mia
(She's too attractive)
I I
Like a girl
(She should be my mom :|)
Hold on up
My pants are hurting me
Got that rash on the back of my knee
I never hold your hand when we're in school
It's too close to being sexual
I know you think I am so sexy
Even though no one ever tells me
(Listen I have a confession
Diego knows I'm not a real man)
See everybody is better to you
I guess I am just too feminine
Sneak sneak
Sneak through Janis
(I like her better)
I I
Think she feels bad
(Let's ride on Sheila)
She has nothing to worry about
The bedroom window is way too stout
Oh yeah
I'm a hypocrite
(Better believe it)
Cheat cheat
Yes that is me
(I am a liar)
I can't spell but I know what is up
Your dad thinks I am too sexual
(You know what, Mom?
I have to go poop.)
I'm unnatural
I look so bad too
I am ugly bro
It's too true
My face feels wrong
Smells like my thong
My height is way too long
Jax is so good
I am in the hood
It's secretly behind Little Michelle's
Daniel Thongin' it
Sniff sniff, disgustin'
Pregnaniel creepin', creepin'
It's me, children, I'm here
The Childrenmobile's in gear
Riding fast on the water
Emma's ugly, I taught her
If we're talkin', she's walkin'
She sleepin', I'm creepin'
I ain't got a life but get a plot cuz I am disgusting (yeah)
U to da G to the L to the Y to da yeah (maybe)
U to da G to the L to the Y to da hey
I'm really ugly, anyone can tell
I'm too like Cruella De Vil
Creep creep
Creep on your dad
(I know he likes Jax)
I I
I can't take it
(My mancrush is crushed)
My dad says that I'm embarrassing
My mom will take care of me
I I
I have no car
(I am a loser)
Think that
I am ugly
(Well guess what I am)
My dad left, he's not coming back
At least I have my mommy
Bang bang
There goes my pants
(Avert your eyes now)
I I
I am naked
(It's quite disturbing)
No, I said creep, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep
Creep, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep
Creep creep
I like your dad
(He is attractive)
I I
Should get some help
(There's something not right)
Maybe I should take up therapy
This time will be for my knee
I'm not even sure what the hell that is, and I was kinda shocked when a lot of the rap lined up. I thought it wasn't going to fit. XD Oh my. Sorry for ruining your lives, guys, aha.
But seriously...