I OWN NOTHING but a few ideas! Dedicated to EdwardCullensMine just cos she's nice :] and she gave me a nice review.

Okay guys – the aim is to get over 100 reviews, which shouldn't be a drama cos its only four reviews away but still, I thought I'd start small :]

Sorry if the Jake in this story seems like a jerk, he has his reasoning. I wanted him to be as charming and sexy as Edward :]

Previously…..

'YOU HOOKED UP WITH JAKE' I say astounded.

'Yep'

'ALICE' I exclaim

'What? He is fiiine' she defended.

'Good to hear Alice, do you think I'm fiiine too, Bells?'

Oh great, just who I wanted to see.

Oh fine, just because you look so desperate

I swallow the lump that's formed in my throat and turn around to see Jake, who still looked as gorgeous as he did this morning. Behind him, I assumed were his school friends, who were also incredibly attractive. Is everyone here so attractive? There must be something in the water.

'Don't tell me I have competition' said Jake, noticing the direction of my gaze.

'Why make it easy for you?'

'Cute, very cute, well just in case you'd like to know they're names before you hook up with them, this is Quil' he gestured to a tall, tanned, dark haired beauty, who smiled at me with perfect white teeth.

'..and this is Embry' Jake continued, pointing to the tall extremely hot guy next to Quil.

'Well, the famous Bella Swan really does exist, nice to meet you' He stepped forward and shook my hand. His hand engulfed mine and I stupidly mumbled, 'It's so big'

He grinned and said, 'Well you know what they say, big hands, big feet, big ..' Jake abruptly cut him off.

'It was a pleasure to see you again Bells, unfortunately we have to be going, say your goodbyes boys, this will be the last time you see dear Bella'

Quil waved goodbye and started to wander off. Embry kissed my cheek, 'Cya Bella, bye girls' He waved to us all and then ran to catch up with Quil.

'Always trying to get a step up on me that boy, well not today' Jake leaned in and kissed me, not on the cheek either. No we did not make out, it was just one short nice kiss.

He grinned, said goodbye to Rose and Alice and then walked off. To say I was shocked would be an understatement.

'Whoa go Bella' said Rose smiling.

'Shut up, don't think I didn't notice you checking them all out, you too Alice' They both laughed and denied nothing.

'Anyway back to what we were talking about before, Alice continue'

'Well Edward as you can guess was quite mad at me, he didn't talk to me for like a month but it was totally worth it though, you should feel his abs' she said smirking

As Alice spoke a horrible thought occurred to me, 'Alice, are you over him?'

'Yeah totally, feel free to tap that if you want' I smiled at her choice of words, 'Anyway' she continued, 'I like someone else' she said

'More like love' said Rose rolling her eyes

'Omg, who?' Alice pleeeeease tell me' I begged

'Oh fine, just because you look so desperate, I like Jasper'

I squealed, I usually would never but this was way too cute, 'That's so great Alice, Jasper's perfect for you'

'Well he obviously isn't interested' for the first time I saw Alice look sad.

'It's simple. We're going to make him notice you' I said

'I like the sound of this' said Rose, 'come on Alice it'll be fun'

Alice gave in, 'Fine, I'll do whatever you want'

'Well I think I have the perfect idea' I pointed to a poster behind them.

They turned around and studied the poster.

'Big Day Out, that's your genius idea, why would I want to go listen to bands with so many people and get all sweaty' Alice said in disgust

'Because, you'll have to wear something skimpy cos it gets hot and you'll be surrounded by hot guys trying to grind on you' I explained

'I don't want other guys to grind on me, I only want Jazz to grind on me' she says confused

'Well when Jasper sees you getting all sweaty with all these guys he'll flip'

'Nice plan Bells, we've got a month to get you ready and in the meantime flirt with him, you'll drive him crazy' says Rose grinning.

'This better work' grumbles Alice

We throw our smoothies in the bin and start browsing.

Suddenly Alice stops dead. Rose and I exchange glances. 'Er Alice, you okay?' asks Rose

'LINGERIE SALE' She grabs our hands and practically drags us as into the shop.

As we walked into the lingerie shop we hear a lady's voice coming from the change rooms.

'Could you please leave the store sir, you are no longer welcome here' she said

'I was only trying to buy my girlfriend a present' said a voice that sounded a lot like Emmett's.

Oh no.

A/N what did Emmett do to get kicked out a lingerie shop?

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