'Sup peeps? Back again, with more stuff! The questions seemed especially fun this time, for some reason! Whatever you guys are doing, keep it up! Enjoy! - Prussia.
Hey, It's kind of hard to think that some gender-confused bitch is NOT a lesbian. Gah, I don't know how to spell that word. Hey, did you know that there is a whole island of Lesbos? Like they may or may not be lesbian but that is what their culture is called. Poor Lesbos~ No, Gilbert, that is most certainly not awesome. I am not secretly a guy. Idiot. Oh, um, thanks. I won't be looking at you either, unless I'm really, really, really hammered. But, ya know it's hard to get me drunk. Hey, hey, dude, I lived at his place too, and it wasn't all rainbows and unicorns shitting butterflies laced with glitter. Hard knock life, but I, unlike you, learn to get past things. Except with Hungary. There is no forgiving that frying pan wielding tramp. Adio, Romania P.S. Yeah. People always aim for your face because it's so beautiful~ Damn. Did I just type that? Damn typewriter. Pretend that's not there. Why'd I have to run out of White-Out today?
Hey!~
And I'm pretty sure I've seen her holding hands with Liechtenstein underneath the meeting room table...Not sure why I was looking, but yeah! And, I did not know that...and I'm kinda wondering why you do. And you deny being a lesbian! But that is pretty awesome! And, it is awesome if you are me. It's fun to watch other people be put in gross pairings! Why am I always paired with Russia...? Ugh. Well, I'll be sure to make you prove it next time we're both drunk, if that ever happens! Then again, I'm drunk half of the time...That's why they hardly ever let me in to meetings...Yes, but he probably didn't violate you half of the time, because you are a girl! He wouldn't leave me alone...And, hey! I'm a dead country, I have too much time. Grudges are what I freakin' feed on.
P.S Oh, I am SO remembering that! And...thanks. Most people would probably just insult me. Maybe you are kinda awesome...Ugh, getting sappy now. Shutting up. Bye!
Dear Prussia, Oh, how naïve you are my little albino country, for we are not drinking beer... MAY I INTRODUCE: GUINESS! IT FLOWS IN MY NATIONAL STEREOTYPE! (because that makes perfect sense...) If world had ended at 11 i would have died in a swimming pool. Nice. But maybe we have been raptured and we haven't noticed yet. O.O Stay Awesome LUCY
Hey!
Ack, Guinness is awesome! ...Though it leaves a freakin' un-awesome after-taste in your mouth...But still, awesome!
I probably would have died watching creepy porn on my brother's computer...I need a hobby.
Maybe! But Heaven looks a lot like West's basement. Unless I'm in Hell! ...AWESOME! I'm pretty sure we're all dead anyway, we just don't know it~
You stay awesome, too!
Bye!~
Brother Prussia! Silly you! Of course I know about the bath thing! Mattie can't keep ALL his secrets from me! Plus, when we were little and living under the same house all three of us would take a bath together. This was before Alfred became a douche and it saved time and energy washing each others backs. If you can save time, can you try and get it video taped in the bedroom? I know for sure Mattie likes things to be comfortable and familiar. Since you're so awesome, can you please tell me when the next world meeting is? I;ll do it then! The whole betting event thing started about two years ago right about the time me and Hungary saw Al and Arthur accidentally kiss. I guess things got out of hand by then. As for pairings... 1.)You and Canada (Course, I just need the tape and I and Hungary are in first place!) 2.) America and England (They just need another push!) 3.) Germany and N. Italy (So close to achieving this!) 4.) Spain and S. Italy (Romano isn't cooperating!) 5.) Uh... There was someone else, but I can't remember who... Anyway, that seems to be it! By Brother Prussia!
Hey again, Sister!
That is...odd. And yet kinda adorable...if you take America out of the equation. When did America become such a douche? Because, like, it's not awesome! Uh, anyway, sure! I actually asked Mattie if he would let us record it, and he actually said yes! And he wasn't even drunk~ Totally wasn't expecting it, but I'm not complaining!
Uh...no idea. Like, next month or something. I don't really pay attention...I'll ask West later~ Then he'll yell at me for not knowing! Always fun!
Dear Gott...That's...awesomely disturbing! I should have known that Hungary would be part of the cause of this...freaky frying pan beotch! But still, I'll give you the tape soon! ...I'll have to do it without Mattie knowing because, uh, I may have not told him why I need it...Or that I'm going to show it to you...Don't tell him, he'll kill me...Though angry Mattie is seriously awesome-cute!
Anyways, Bye sister!
Hola, Dear Awesome one, I am Salvador, daughter to father Spain. You do know him, well, I think you do. He talks about you very often. Okay, here's my question, well, I have a few more. 1. Is Father Spain really a Pedo as many say he is? Cause now that I think about it... -Shudders- 2. What does "Become one with Russia" really mean? Should I take it causally or sexually? Cause I don't even know it anymore! 3. Can I go visit you sometime? I want to learn how to invade some vital regions from an very awesome professional. Love, Salvador! P.S I bow down to your awesomeness.
Hey there!
Oh, hey! 'Tonio has mentioned you before, I think! Nice to meet you! ...Spain told me never to touch you. It's like he just expects me to molest everything that moves! How un-awesome...Uh, anyway!
1. Well...It does kinda seem that way, the way he clung to Romano as a kid...but, he could just be really friendly to small children!...Scratch that, he is so totally a pedo. But an awesome pedo! Gotta love 'im!
2. I usually take is sexually, jut because Russia is a big, freaky pervert! Totally not just because my mind is making it dirty. Nope, not at all! But, yeah, usually 'becoming one with Russia' casually, would also involve it in the sexual sense...I hate that I know that! -Shudders- Not awesome...
3. Of course! I can totally teach you some of my vital-region-invading tips! And plus, I need more visitors! Seriously, have people forgotten that I even exist? I'm always in Germany's basement if you want me!~
Bye bye, awesome person!
P.S And bowing down to my awesomeness makes you awesome!
Yo Gilly! Yeah, I'm so gonna call you that, it's awesome. I bet I can guess your favorite song! "I'm Awesome" by Spose, right? It's just, like, AWESOME. Also, I can't exactly imagine Your Royal Awesomeness and Alfreddie (a.k.a. America) as friends, but I can totally imagine you two as drinkin' buddies. I can imagine you and South Korea as drinkin' buddies too! Though I forgot if he drinks... Meh! Whatever, it's not awesome enough to Goog-search right now. Anyway! So yeah. GÜTEN NICHT! Eva out.
Hey! Go ahead and call me it, even if it does sound awkwardly cute! ...In an awesome way! And, it is a pretty freakin' awesome song! Like, it should be my theme tune or something! Me and America drinking...never ends up well. Usually we'll end up doing something stupid like spray painting 'I AM A FAGGOT' on Big Ben, and then we'll somehow end up fighting. Makes no sense, really~ And Korea...I'd never thought of drinking with him! He's cute...I'll totally try it some time! Even if he doesn't drink. I will make him. Anyway, I'm kinda ranting~
Good night!~
King of Awesome! -SUPERAWESOMEGLOMPZ- I missed you too! Like, seriously. I've been going on an awesome withdrawl. It's been KILLING me D: The lack of awesome in the world these days is killing the Prance within me D: Or, maybe that's just stress from impending school of DOOOM. Getting ready for Uni suuuuuuucks. It's not awesome at all XD But, it will be awesome when it's all over with :D Fourth one? O_O Oh Gott! They ARE trying to kill you! They just can't handle the awesome! Don't die D: That'd make even the most awesome of Canadian Awesome cry D: There is never enough awesomely dramatic. Hellz no. Awesomely dramatic is awesome. End of story. Or is it? ...no, there is no end to awesome. Never. D: I agree! Definitely Pirates! Their outfits are cool. They are kick ass. I love Pirates. Though, I just like the idea of sailing the seven seas and being a complete outlaw. I love Cowboys too. I share the same Birthday as Jesse James :D That makes me more awesome than before :D
So, yeah. I've totally missed you too, King of Awesome. I feel a lot better now that we're totally talking again : D I've been stressing myself sick with this unawesome school crap. On the bright side! I have learned something awesome :P I dated back my family to 1620. Germany. : D I've got German blood, King of Awesome! Maybe not quite Prussian, but hey, German is pretty awesome too : D Sincerely, Sybil Corvax the Self Proclaimed Princess of Canadian Awesome :D
Princess of Prance!~
-SUPERAWESOMEGLOMPZBACK- I've been on epic-fan-withdrawal! Not that the others aren't great, but you are totally one of the best! So much un-awesomeness in the world...it's depressing!~
Well, at least Uni will amuse you or something! I'm stuck in this basement, writing fics through the entire day~ ...Wow, I made it sound like someone was forcing me to do this or something, or they'd violate me...Uh, I should shut up now. But, yeah! It should be awesome!
I have no idea how to make them STOP! The awesome me isn't going down without a fight! The awesomeness will rule the world!
I won't die!~ I could never leave the fans without my awesomeness! They'd...starve. That makes no sense. Oh well!
NEVER! The awesome will never end! It's impossible, as long as I exist! If I died...the awesomeness would die, too! And then the world would cave in from lack of awesome. Because that is now possible. Totally. I said so!
Pirates are freakin' epic! Like, The Igg Meister was awesome when he was a pirate! And it would be totally fun to just...run away to the sea and become a total rebel against society~ Totally kick ass! Even if they were totally unhygienic...but then again, when have I ever cared? Cowboys are cool, even though whenever I think of them I can't help but imagine America in a tacky cowboy porno...for some reason. Oh, ew. Mental images. Not awesome!
Can you even get more awesome? You're getting dangerously close to matching my awesomeness!
Same here, it was lonely without all of my old reviewers, you specifically! -Hugs- MINE. MIIIIIIINE.
That. Is. AWESOME. Not the school crap, but the German thing! Yay! That totally makes you more awesome than pretty much all of the world. Germans are great!~ And, we could pretend that you are Prussian!
But, yeah, I'm rambling!
Goodbye, Awesome Princess!~
Yo, Prussia OMG! You ended up stranded in TURKEY! I FROM there! Please, if your are still there tell him I said hi. Thanks! Any way, people are asking really akward question from, arn't they. But I don't mind, its alot more fun this way. Okay, my question is, who do think is most sexiest female and the most sexiest male (not including you) a=out of the world of hetalia? Thanks, T.A.R.F.
Hey, again!
You're Turkish? That's so awesome! Turkey says 'hey!'...I should probably leave, but West will probably yell at me if I randomly return now...without even telling him I was leaving. And Turkey is pretty awesome~ Anyway, the awkward questions are always fun to answer! And plus, if I didn't want awkward questions, I probably wouldn't have posted this fic! Anyway, oooh...fun question! The sexiest female would probably have to be...Monaco. Random, yes, I just think it's kinda hot how she's always serious and harsh...That makes me sound like I have some kind of creepy domination fetish. Anyway, sexiest male would be Sweden~ He seems so mysterious...dear Gott, I sound like a horny schoolgirl. Who apparently likes people in glasses...awesome!
Anyway, bye!
Dear Prussia, First of all...if you're so awesome, how come they made my character song longer than yours? A-and I don't mean to sound...well, as you might put it, un-awesome. I'm really just curious. Secondly, do you think you could...beat up England for me? He's hypocritical, a jerk, and...I had free time in London after some stupid meeting with him, and I went into a chocolate shop. There was a map of the world in the back...but I wasn't on the map. It made me really mad. Anyways, I'm asking you because America won't do anything about it (I think he and England have some sort of relationship going). Third, that thing about Denmark's virginity. Ja, he lost that AGES ago. To Norge. I'm scarred for life because of it. But did you catch any pictures? Because...I really wanna blackmail Denmark someday. Y'know, get back at him for what he did to me after Svi took away Norge. Fourth, I couldn't help but notice...you and Romania are plotting to tell Austria Norge loves him? REALLY BAD IDEA. Norge...has friends like England. Except they're the scary types. Not the unicorns and faeries. And he will use them on both of you. Just saying, you should probably pick someone else to use. Like Denmark. Because even though he'd go after you with his axe, you just have to give him a beer and he'll forget about it. Fifth...uhm, m-maybe you could come visit sometime? It's kinda lonely. Greenland's real close, and Norge isn't too far away, but...they don't visit me often. W-we could go to the Phallological Museum, or go to the bar, or go to the hot springs... Lastly, do you have any idea what I should do about Mr. Puffin? He's getting to be really annoying and I can't stand it anymore. If it doesn't get better, I think I'll just send him to Russia as a form of payment for the the money I owe him. Sorry I wrote so much and wasted your time. -Iceland
Hey there!
Easy explanation! The ears of the fans obviously could not stand so much awesomeness for a long period of time, and so they had to cut my song short so they didn't awesome-overdose the fans! Makes sense, right? Of course it does!
Oh, sure! You don't even need to give me a reason, I'd hit him anyway. England is really freakin' fun to hit for some reason. He'll hit back, but when did that ever stop me~? And, really? England's just a prick. He only pays attention to the big countries. Just count yourself lucky that you're still on SOME maps~ And, ugh...Iggs and America are totally doin' each other. It's...not awesome.
Oh, fully aware that Denmark isn't a virgin, but to Norway? Ew! I mean, I've had some...encounters with Denny, but...EW! And, oh trust me, I have a ton of pictures of that! There is no way I could have not taken pictures~ It was way too hilarious! I video taped some if it as well...heh, I'm awesome~
Hm...Maybe you are right. And Denny's reaction would probably be funnier, anyway. Actually, on that point, does Norway even have emotions? It really doesn't seem that way. He just looks permanently pissed off. Not that I'm scared of his 'friends', but West yells at me when I annoy people~ And that always sucks. Wait, if he used them on me, would I even know? I mean, I can't see them! Would it work? Now I want to test it!
Aw, sure! No one ever visits me any more, I'm just the creepy guy who lives in Germany's basement that no one remembers! I'll totally visit sometime, I don't want you to be lonely like me~
Give him to me, I already have like an army of chicks and a whole bunch of other random birds who don't seem to want to leave my house, I'm sure I could deal with an annoying puffin, too~ Or I could train him for you! Really, I have too much time. I'm just this awesomely bored.
You didn't waste my time, it was fun!...Why am I being so nice? I'm awesome!
Anyway, bye! Come again!~
Like, hey, Prussia, I, like, told Russia Belarus was coming, and he totally peed his pants and ran off screaming like a little girl XD You totally should've seen it! *tries to catch my breath after laughing so hard* I, like, filmed him running and screaming like a girl and totally put it on the Internet XD By the way, Daddy, like, got a restraining order against Russia the other day 'cause he, like, made me drink it again, and Daddy and Liet found me totally drunk. Lodz and Krakow, like, said that I was, like, dancing around and, like, singing the Prussian and Polish anthems really loud XD
Hey again!
Gott, I totally wish I could have seen it! I told you it would work~ Always does! Really, Russia's a total pussy when it comes to Belarus~ Freakin' hilarious!~ You so have to show me the video sometime!
Well...it sucks that creepy-Russia made you drink his vodka-poison again, but at least you were singing the Prussian anthem! That makes you totally awesome...well, more awesome than you were anyway! Which was pretty awesome~ And, now Russia won't bother you anymore~...Why didn't I think of getting a restraining order on him?...Dude, I am an awesome idiot!
Anyway, Bye!
Woot, 11-page-long chapter! This fic is getting totally epic again! More reviews! MORE! I COMMAND YOU TO REVIEW!~ -
Prussia.