Heyyowassup, Toast here with anotha chapta of Toasteroozies! I wanted to post this earlier, but...I wasn't able to...BUT RIGHT NOW I CAN!

SO HERE IT IS AND ENJOY

Jo watched the two generals slowly reach the 'hardest jump ever', "Ty you go first." said Sky.

"What? No"

"You can always TP"

"No, why don't you go first?"

"No"

"Why?"

"Because this block is majestic budder."

Deadlox looked Ty the platform they were on, which was just a large snow block.

"No it isn't!"

The two continued their bickering and Jo just watched amused. They never act like this, then again, they had to look...proper and stuff to over seven million people.

"HEY!" she yelled. The two turned to her.

"You can just try the jump, you won't die anyway." she said.

"No way!" they both yelled.

"C'mon, this is just a practice parkour." she countered. "And like I said. You. Won't. Die." she added.

"Look it's easy," she jumps back to the start of the parkour and goes to where Sky and Deadlox are. She activates the piston which pushes her forward, she jumps and grabs the trapdoor. Palms sweating, she pulled herself up. "Now you try Sky." she says, as if she were a teacher.

"You cant talk to us like kids,"

"Just you two fighting like kids..." Jo sang in a sing-song voice. "And it looks like you need the practice too." she added in a normal voice.

"Notch this is embarrassing, having a new recruit beat us at parkour..." mumbled Deadlox.

"Hey, I may be a newbie but I'm an expert at parkour!" warned Jo. "Sky, you go first."

Sky hesitated, and sprinted, activating the piston, it looked like he was going to make it, and grabbed the trapdoor then pulled himself up. He stopped for a second and continued the parkour, he reached the end and slipped. He teetered dangerously over the edge. Jo stood up and pushed him off, he fell down to the start "WHAT THE F*CK JO?!" he yelled. Deadlox roared with laughter and fell off the block he was on. "SH*T" he cursed.

"LANGUAGE!" called Jo. "Sky, imagine if this was real life, and you were parkouring over a cliff. And you slip once you reach the other side, and because Fate is being a jerk, a gut of wind blows then you'll fall to your death." she adds seriously. " .Just.A. Practice. Parkour."

"YOU SAID THAT THREE TIMES ALREADY!" yelled the butter lover.

"What do you do if you fall?" asked Jo.

"I TP him." said Deadlox.

"Ah okay, I see what's wrong. You don't go through everything again." realized Jo.

"Yeah! No one wants to go through all that hard work again"

"Tempting as it sounds, since we #RAGE easily. Though I am very lazy and stuff, I go through everything again."

"That's a lie!" interrupts Deadlox.

The two Minecrafters start the parkour again, "It is" whispered Jo.

"Come again?!" asks Sky.

"My sister is very good at PVP, but since she flops parkour, I have to go through everything again. No TP, everything legit." she says. "Plus, you aren't Endermen." she added. They reach the hardest jump and this time they both make it. "See,"

"Find anything?" asked Crystal.

"No, I think we found enough mobs." said Bela.

"Lets log back then."

"Yeah."

As Bela and Crystal started walking out of the forest, Crystal's cat ears perked up. "Sh, wait" she said. The both stopped and waited, a Creeper walked in front of them. It froze and slowly turned towards them. Bela acted quickly and stabbed the Creeper through the torso. It didn't make a sound, and fell back limp. The mob disappeared in a puff of smoke and left gunpowder. Crystal picked it up and said "Whew, good thing you had your sword."

"Yeah..."

They continued walking, but heard lots of footsteps behind them. They slowly turned around and saw a lot of Creepers. They all flashed and hissed, "RUUUUN!" yelled Crystal.

"Jo is unusually late right now" said Snow.

"I know, what's taking her?" asked Hazel.

Jo ran to their table at that exact moment. "Heyyo, what did I miss?" she asked as she sat down and started eating her mushroom stew.

"Um...cookies..." said Hazel.

"That's my line!" said Jo.

"We know." said Snow, getting up. "Do you guys mind if I go ahead? I have some extra training I want to do." she added.

"No, go ahead" they said at the same time.

The two girls ran, they didn't dare look back. But one Creeper exploded, knocking them off balance and tripping them. 'Since when do Creepers start exploding when we're not in its explosion range?' Bela thought dazed. She got up slowly and realized something, then they aren't normal Creepers...

AAAND CLIFFHANGER. I have no idea what was goin through my head as I ws typing this. IT FRICKING TOOK ME SO LONG TO TYPE THIS, AND MY PHONE HAS AUTO CORRECT AND IT GIVES STUPID WORDS THAT AREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO THE ONES I'M TYPING. Anyway I hope you enjoyed tis chapter. Anything you wanna say? Put them in the reviews, I appreciate it. Bai~

-Toast

P. FRACKIN WENT TO THE FLOWER FIELDS AND FRICKIN FRACKING PICKED FLOWERS TO DECORATE MY COOKIE KITCHEN. HEHE, JKLelz.