Warning: Edward Scissorhands in 200 words, a slightly buzzed Naruto, and tears

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Itachi and Naruto walked into the dark theater and found a couple seats in the back. Itachi wrapped an arm around Naruto and pulled the man against his hard chest.

Naruto snuggled up as the movie began. He was enraptured by the story! He felt so sad for Edward! Living all alone in that huge castle!

"You've been up in that castle for too long, you never learned the wonderful world of teenage girls!" Naruto snorted, "Yeah, that's why I'm gay!" he laughed.

"Did she just kick a puppy?" Naruto whispered to Itachi.

"Naruto, haven't you ever seen this movie?" Itachi asked, his eyes wide. Naruto simply shook his head.

"How about it Ed? Is there some special girl in your life?" Itachi watched as a tear slid down Naruto's face. "That was adorable!" Naruto said.

"And then she showed me the back room where she took all her clothes off." Naruto burst out laughing. Itachi simply smiled, happy Naruto was enjoying the movie so much.

"Goodbye." Naruto had his head buried in Itachi's chest and was bawling. "Oh poor Edward! He never deserved any of that!"

"You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't still up there, I don't think it'd be snowing. Sometimes, you can still catch me dancing in it."

The house lights came up as the credits began to roll. Naruto was still crying. Itachi helped the blonde out of his seat, as he calmed down.

"It was such a sad story." Naruto sniffed.

Itachi pulled him into a gentle hug. "Shhh, Naruto, it's just a story." The pair walked out of the theater and Itachi opened the door, letting Naruto inside, before walking around and getting into the driver's side.

He drove back out to the camp and pulled up to the small individual cabin they had for Itachi to stay in. "Come on, you look like you need a drink." Itachi said. Naruto missed the sly smirk that appeared on the older man's face.

"Yeah." Naruto was still looking at the floor. He got out of the car and followed Itachi inside. Upon walking through the door, he saw a quaint room with a couch and a table area with a couple chairs. A laptop set on the coffee table in front of the couch.

Itachi walked over into the kitchen and pulled a couple bottles and two glasses. He mixed the contents of the bottles into each glass (making Naruto's slightly stronger). He walked back over to join Naruto on the couch, handing him his drink.

"So, Naruto," Itachi started, "what's the deal with you and my little brother?"

Naruto took a big gulp of his drink and looked over at Itachi, "What do you mean?"

"I mean, I like you Naruto, but I don't want to get in between something that's going on between you and my brother!"

"Oh." Naruto replied, taking another gulp of his drink. "There's nothing going on." he said sullenly.

'Wow, it seems like he wishes there was something going on!' Itachi thought, 'I guess I'll have to make him forget.' A large grin appeared on his face as he watched Naruto finish off his drink. He took the glass from the blonde and set it on the table, setting his own next to it.

"I'm glad." Itachi whispered, leaning over the blonde and connecting their lips.

Naruto was already starting to feel dizzy. 'What the hell was in that drink?' he wondered as he felt soft lips connect with his own. He moaned at the feeling.

Itachi pushed the younger male down so that his back was connected with the couch, and climbed on top of him. He let one hand sink lower, ghosting it over the blonde's hard abs.

Naruto once again moaned. 'Damn, that feels good.' his fuzzy mind conjured. He reached his arms up to wrap them around Itachi's neck, pulling the man closer. Itachi's hand reached the hem of the blonde's shirt, and worked its way underneath, pushing the offending fabric off. "Sasuke." the blonde moaned.

Itachi growled in frustration. 'Sasuke? What the hell? I know he's a bit drunk, but why the hell does this god of a man want my brother?' He pulled away from the smaller man.

Itachi roughly pulled Naruto's shirt up to his neck and began to attack the flesh. Naruto whimpered in a mixture of pain and pleasure. "Itachi, stop!" Naruto placed both his hands on the older man's shoulders and attempted to push, but to no avail. Itachi just continued to attack him.

Naruto gasped as he felt a hand plunge down the front of his pants. "No, Itachi! Stop it!" Naruto continued his attempts to push the man off of him. He lifted his leg, bent the knee, and placed his foot firmly against Itachi's chest. He shoved with all his might. "I SAID GET OFF!" Naruto screamed. He jumped off the couch and ran out of the cabin.

Naruto ran off the path and made his way into the woods so that Itachi wouldn't be able to follow him. He didn't stop running until he made it back to his cabin.

Naruto sat down on the steps leading up to the large cabin and began to sob. "Why does it always turn out like this?" he whispered to himself.

Sasuke awoke to the sound of crying. 'Oh great, one of these stupid brats had a bad dream.' He looked over to Naruto's bed. 'And he isn't back yet? Must have been a good date.' he thought bitterly as he heaved himself out of bed to find the crier.

Sasuke searched every bed to find that none of the kids were crying, but that the sound was coming from outside. Tentatively he walked to the door and pushed it open.

Outside on the steps was Naruto, his shirt was ridden up on his waist, and his pants looked slightly ripped at the top. "Oh God! What happened Naruto?" Sasuke ran up to hug the blonde, but was roughly shoved away.

Sasuke grabbed Naruto's wrist as he tried to run away and pulled him into a hug, "Shhh, it's ok, it's just me, Sasuke. I'm not going to hurt you."

At those comforting words, Naruto buried himself in Sasuke's arms, crying. Sasuke listened as Naruto tried to explain what happened. The raven couldn't understand a word the man said to him through all the tears. Finally he asked, "Who did this to you?"

"….Itachi…."

Wow, my happy-go-lucky story has taken a dark turn….oh well, I wasn't sure how long keeping the drama away would last! *sigh* Looks like I can't keep a bit of angst out of my story to save my life! Man, what does that say about me? Freud would have a field day with me, huh?

Please review! I'd really like to make the story happy again, so if you have any opinions on the matter, please let me know!

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