Sorry, Sorry, Sorry :( I am really sorry for not updating for a week now! I hope some of you saw my profile, because on there it says that it is hard to update. I am really sorry-terrible writers block. I keep dreaming about what it will be about and then when I wake up and try to put it on paper (computer) I go blank. I wrote this chapter about twelve times on six different computers (my dad's job requires lots of computers…) Also quick question: Do any of you know if Mike, or Jessica have any siblings? If you do know, pm me or something.

I am really happy, that I got out of my writer's block. I already wrote the Epilogue, but I am sorry to say that I didn't write what was in between. Again thanks to all those people!! Keep reviewing.

Disclaimer: Stephenie doesn't even own Spunk Ransom-but she does own Twilight.

Emmett try not to touch anything!

BPOV

1:42 A.M.

Flashback

I stood there glaring at Edward, waiting for him to speak, that was until the comet/pony flu threw the air. Emmett than crept up on Rosalie and with a defeated look on his face. Rose's mouth hung open and the bag from her firm hand grip dropped to the ground and was just dumbfounded in front of him.

"Rose, the pony broke." Emmett stated.

"What?" Was about the only thing she was able to say. Her voice was raspy and cold, her lips turned almost a blue underneath her heavy red lipstick.

Edward held closer to me, I usually love his company-but at this moment I hated the company. I glared at him and he took one step back. A wave of sudden calmness filter through the air-finally Jasper tries to help me out!

"I was ridding Looney Jr. and he suddenly stop. So I lifted him up to see what was wrong with him-and then his feet disconnected, and then I threw him. I wanted to see if he could still fly."I giggled-that was something Emmett would only say……or do.

"Emmett what did I say about not touching anything?" Rose was trying so hard to be right, but I don't get how people say it's harder to outsmart a smart person then a dumb person. That person never met Emmett.

"You didn't!" Emmett gloated-thinking he won the battle with Rosalie, good luck Emmett you're going to need it.

"Emmett did you take your pills?" Alice said sarcastically. I started to laugh remembering what had happen just a few minutes ago. Emmett's smile from thinking he just won the fight with Rosalie soon turned into a frowned.

1:44 A.M.

Present time (for them)

"There vitamins!" Alice rolled her eyes-I think Emmett just insulted himself.

Poor Rosalie, she had no clue what was going on. "Emmett doesn't need pills-and you don't take vitamins." I never seen her so defeated.

"Well of course he doesn't take those things-but Charlie thinks so!" Edward stated as he edged closer to me.

"Oh no-I'm still angry with you!" I protested and stood by Alice. She glanced down toward her cell phone and frowned. She mumbled something every quietly to herself-that it almost sounded like a sigh.

"Ok you two make-up already! We need to get going, com on Emmett!" She grabbed Emmett's arm and I followed right behind her. She spun around suddenly and yelled back at them-probably making sure I could hear her. "Just tell Rosalie, Edward. I'm sure she would love to hear it." Rosalie began to swear under her breath and followed Edward and Jasper into the Volvo.

I followed them up to the entrance of the store to see a horse's hooves plastered to the mechanical ride. Sadly that was all that was left of Looney Jr." I'm going to miss him." Emmett wined, and both Alice and I exchanged a sorry look.

"Didn't you see that coming?" I whispered to Alice as Emmett was a having a "moment" with the fake animal.

"I knew he wanted to ride the pony-but I didn't know he was going to do that until later." She said while she pulled a shopping cart out of the stack. "Let's go Emmett!" Alice whispered and Emmett came bouncing over. Oh that vampire hearing….

"Emmett were you fake crying, again." I asked as I saw water poured down his face.

"Maybe…!" He said in his baby voice and made a whinny sound. I left it at that a ran to catch up with Alice, who had the cart almost nearly full.

"What is all this stuff for?" I asked puzzled. There were six different types of candy corn; I didn't even know they sell candy corn this time of year. Camera film, seven packs of batteries, tin cans, four-year-old socks, and colors of the rainbow yarn.

"Is there something wrong with my shopping choices?" She asked.

"No, none at all. I was just wondering why you have all these random items?" I questioned with my hands on my hips.

"No reason." I had a feeling she was up to something, I'll ask Edward later, what……wait a second- I am mad at him! I'll just forgive him after I find out who this Betty girl is.

Alice walked off to a couple isles down, where they had both toilet paper and eggs down there.

"This might be a stupid question-"

"There is no such thing as a stupid question, Bella." Alice said smiling-oh she up to something all right.

"Yes there is!" Emmett chirped in. "Rose said so!"

"Well like I was saying." Trying to get back in control. "Why would they have toilet paper and eggs in the same isle?" Alice pondered a moment trying to figure out an answer-when she realized what Emmett was going to say.

"Well people don't want to-"Alice cut him off.

"Emmett, Bella doesn't need to know." Alice tried to say in her most charming voice-but not as charming as-no stop thing about him, your mad at him remember? Yea, right…sure.

"What don't I need to know?"

"Oh, well look at the time we really need to get going-"No way was I going down without a fight.

"Alice…." But she was already on her way to the soap. I followed her and just ignored the question-I will bring it up later, in a more inconvenient time.

We were able to get the soap, and make our way to the ham. "Where do think it will be?" Alice asked. Perfect timing….

"Why don't we ask for help?" I said in a very fake voice.

Alice glared at me, now knowing what my idea was-that was until we notice Emmett was gone. "Uh-oh." Alice whispered and we both saw Emmett appear around the corner with an old woman, with a huge mole on her face.

"How can I help you?" She said in a very old warn out, not wanting to be here voice.

"We were just looking for the ham, Betty." Alice greeted with a scared look on her face. Oh so this is Betty, I don't get why Edward would find about her attractive?

"Next to the condoms-will there be anything else?" She said in the same sour voice.

"No thank you that will be all." She grabbed my hand before I could have a chance to attack that old dirt bag; Alice probably saw the whole thing play out in her head. "Com on, Bella." She whispered in my ear. I growled in the direction of Betty.

Emmett had already rushed over to the condom display and was picking up each box and-smelling it?

"Emmett, what the hell are you doing?" I asked appalled by the whole scene.

"Trying to see which is the best one to make-up with-"I cut him off, not wanting to hear the rest.

"That's ok, Emmett." I sighed. He shrugged and went back to sniffing.

"So should we get Oscars or Deli fresh?" Alice asked distracted by the meat choices.

"Does it matter?" I questioned.

"Yes, see this one would go better with my color theme-but this one has a tattoo!" Oh, that's what she is up to-or is it?

"Uh, uh-get that tattoo, please Alice pretty please!" Emmett begged.

"Emmett you already have a tattoo-"She cut her own self off. I started at Emmett then stared at Alice-no way, does Rose know. Probably considering those two….

"What?" I babbled out.

"I didn't say anything!" Alice squeaked.

"You want to see it Bella, its right-"

"No!" We blurted at the same time.

"Ok, then." He sighed.

"Let's just go check out…." Alice gowned and took the full cart over to the check-out area. We followed right beside her, and went to the only lit up check-out station, number six.

"Alice why do they have-"

"Bella, has anyone ever told you, you're a lot like Rosalie?" I looked at her puzzled.

"No, you're the first." She smiled.

"Let's keep it that way." She walked out ahead at me- and I yelled after her.

"Is that supposed to answer my question?" I yelled. But she didn't answer; she just walked up to the lit up isle, where the cashier…..

Betty!

Ok so a little shorter than last one-but this one will be updated a lot faster. Sorry again about the long wait-but the next chapter, for sure will have Newton in it. Trust me. Remember about the unedited version of this chapter-so if you want to see it tonight, go ahead and review, and get to my over thirty mark.

Thanks for being so patient-

A-Man-Da