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Okay Notebook,
So yeah, I'm back and I'm apparently still alive. Geoff texted me again and I asked him what was going on. Turns out that Lindsay forgot what they were doing and so Katie and Sadie decided to make a cheer up for her to remember. So I apparently now have a cheer dedicated to how much these people hate me...I guess that's an accomplishment, right? it would be better if one of the lines wasn't "Duncan is such a prick, he went started off with vagina and went to dick." but for making the whole thing up in like an hour, I give them all an A for effort.
Anyway, I'm going to tell you the story about how I almost fell in love with Sadie, which is weird because I never thought I would ever use the words Sadie and Love in the same sentence. New discovery for life! The ugly ones can make up for it by being great at sex and by having an amazing personality. Let's put it this way, Katie and Sadie are pretty much inseparable and most guys would go for Katie, so I decided I would go for Sadie instead. She was desperate for any type of affection from guys. So, obviously she agreed to go out with me, It also worked to my advantage that Katie was extremely jealous and their friendship ending, but Sadie didn't even care because she had me. I was back in control of my relationships and I missed being in the driver's seat...
Dating: The first thing I did when I started my new relationship with Sadie was get new clothes for her! Okay, so I admit that she may have a really great personality and I'm not even into that fashion crap but she needed to wear something that actually fit her! I mean who the hell wears outfits that are almost 4 sizes too small?! So, I gave her one of my shirts to wear, it was big on her and I got it from a concert that I went to when I was drunk, It was big on me so it was obviously too big on her. That thing was like 2XXX or something! Don't buy T-shirts when you're drunk.
Then Sadie and I watched movies in my room. It was sweet and the lifetime movie channel was having a marathon. I admit I cried when that 17 year old girl decided to give her baby up for adoption and she wasn't allowed to see that baby ever again. Sadie also cried too. She told me she would be a better mother than that girl in the movie and then she started to unzip my pants and I was thinking "WTF..." but I went with it anyway. She started to talk about baby names and I started to think she was just using me for sperm...
So then I changed the subject to gossip! Sadie loved gossip, I really wish I picked a different topic. I found out that Lindsay wears a size 11 in a man's shoe. Harold likes to paint his toenails pink so nobody else can see it. Gwen enjoys taking bubble baths while reading books and that Gwen and Noah also started a book club for the Twilight Saga but it's apparently top secret and the people who are in it are Gwen, Noah, Harold, Alejandro, Chef, Bridgette, Zoey, Cameron, Blaineley, DJ, and Lightning but I'm not allowed to tell anyone because Sadie heard it from Katie who heard it from Trent who heard it from Gwen. So, I learned to never tell Sadie my secrets and that apparently they are all having a huge argument over team Edward and Team Jacob.
I also learned that Sadie is an honor roll student and volunteers at the homeless shelter. I never would have pictured Sadie to be on the honor roll, I would picture her to be that annoying girl who sits in the back of the classroom and wants you to pass notes to her friend and all you want to do is take a nap...
Sadie also writes poetry, it was pretty much the most amazing poetry I have ever read in my life. If that bitch ever writes a book, I would totally read that shit.
Did you know she sings too? She's like fucking amazing! Imagine if you took Courtney's voice and Heather's voice and threw them together, it's that good! She sings better than the two biggest musical number stealing whores on the show put together, I admit it, she made Courtney's princess song in season 2 sound like a garbage disposal.
I also gave her a nose piercing! I mean seriously, she really liked mine so I went and got her done too. It was kinda our bonding moment after the sex and the sappy lifetime movies. I was actually really starting to like her so it really hurt to cheat on her. I mean when this stupid thing was all over if I could get them to stop hating me it would be Sadie or Beth that I would easily date in a heartbeat.
Cheating: I admit, This actually was someone else's fault! In the heat of the moment, I went out and got Sadie a promise ring. I saw it in one of those movies she liked and she said it was sweet, so I went and got her one and then on my way back up to my room I ran into Leshawna who found decided this would be a great time to fuck me in an elevator and talk about our relationship, Thankfully for me I got to my floor and the doors opened and I felt really bad, so I quickly left her and that's when I ended up going back to Sadie with my pants pulled down to my ankles. I was going to tell her that Leshawna practically raped me in the elevator and that it wasn't my fault but started crying and yelling and shit.
Breaking up: Okay, so she was just yelling and crying and I really couldn't understand her at all. She also had snot on my shirt because she blew her nose in it and then slammed MY bathroom door shut and cried for like a good hour. I eventually had to take a shit and decided to knock on the door. She threw a bottle of Shampoo at me and accused me of sleeping with Katie because she was prettier. She then told me that if I loved Katie so much I should go and be with her. So, I sighed and left my room to go and hook up with Katie, she shouldn't have been mad! she told me to do it! So, yeah. I slept with Katie who agreed to get back at Sadie and I somehow ended up in a relationship with Katie and a trashed room 4 hours later.
So, can I honestly say I like Duncan and Sadie together and I'm seriously going to consider writing a lovely little oneshot. Next is Katie, Also I totally think Sadie has more potential as a character without Katie. Thank you to NerdyBarista. At one point I'm pretty sure we talked about this. I want Sadie and Katie to split from each other in the worst way so they can have their own personality. However, it is true what I said about Sadie's clothes. I like her better than Katie and I get they want to dress the same but why couldn't Sadie get the proper size? That's the one thing that really bugs me. She would look so adorable in the outfit if she got the right size!