Hey people Narutonega here with the next chapter enjoy.

Kushina: 23

Mei: 13

Fem-Shinigami: 27

Fem-kyuubi: 26

Double pairing: 23

Triple pairing: 36

So the winners are: fem-Shinigami, Fem-kyuubi, Kushina uzumaki and Mai (anbu)

"Speaking": human

'Thinking': human

"Speaking": buuji/ summoning

'Thinking: buuji/ summoning

Fire style: fireball jutsu: jutsu/ attacks (although rasengan and chidori and all those moves will be just their own name)

Don't own Naruto

Fire style: fireball jutsu!

Water style: water wall!

Lightning style: lightning shot!

Earth release: golem hand!

Wind release: wind sphere!

BOOOM, BOOOM, BOOOM, BOOOM, BOOOM

Every villager was looking for the sound that was shaking the entire village, all through the morning sounds of explosions were running through the village, at first it had cause a panic but with a few words from the hokage, everything had come down.

(Naruto training field)

Naruto was sparing against three-hundred clones of himself in a no holds barred fight. There was jutsu flying everywhere along with kunai, shurikens and even the odd demon wind shuriken.

Naruto himself was limiting himself to his own fists and defensive jutsu. He had been fighting his clones for the better part of five hours and had to re-make his clones nearly each and every hour as he always defeated them, however whenever he summoned them again, he added more chakra towards his clones and they always got better with each wave and round.

"Graaaahhh!" shouted Naruto as he slammed the final clones head into the ground and poofing him out of existence.

Naruto moved his arm away from the ground, before falling onto his back. For the better part of the five hours it was him using everything he had against clones that went through five levels as he had only enough chakra for the five waves, they were in this order.

-academy level

-graduate academy level

-genin level

-high genin level

-low Chunin level

Naruto was smart enough not to just make clones that were on his level and fight against three hundred of them, sure he could probably defeat a hundred, but they would be able to overrun him and the only reason why he would somewhat defeat some of them would be because he knows what he would do, and thus what the clone would do.

Naruto looked up towards the sky as he watched the clouds float on by, it had been three days since his anbu trials and he actually got a look on what a real anbu's skill is around.

He was invited to see neko and tiger battle each other with first blood wins. He saw how they used their environment and landscape to their advantage and how they used their skills to make quick tactics, however neko won when she used her blade. Apparently, she was a kenjutsu master, the only one in the village seeing as how their dead Chunin exams protector was the other kenjutsu master there.

Ping….

Naruto turned his head towards the waterfall and lake, he felt someone enter his fuinjutsu barrier and the chakra source was going closer towards him at a walking rate.

Getting into crouching position, Naruto quickly jumped behind the waterfall and into his hidden cave as he felt the chakra signature come closer.

Hearing a ruffling in the bushes, Naruto waited with his breath slow and steady, ready for an attack.

What came out of the bushes was….

A monkey…just an average sized brown monkey…

Naruto sweat dropped as the monkey just waited in the middle of the clearing, as if waiting for something.

Naruto walked around the waterfall and into the clearing as he wanted to go and lie back down since it was a false alarm.

"You do know that I'm right here right?" asked a voice next to Naruto.

Naruto tilted his head to see the monkey standing next to his head.

Naruto blinked at it for a few seconds before tilting his head back into its laying position, thinking he just heard something else.

"Why do you still ignore me?" asked the voice next to his head, Naruto once again tilted his head and saw the monkey just looking at him with its eyes focused on him.

Naruto stared at the monkey for a few more moments before once again tilting his head back into its original place; yep he was defiantly losing his sanity.

SMACK

"I have been waiting for your reply for the past five minutes! And yet each time you look at me you ignore me! Why the hokage likes you I have no clue!" said the brown monkey as it stomped its feet next to Naruto's face.

Naruto just stared at the monkey that was throwing a temper tantrum next to his head…..wait hold up…..did that monkey just talk…..

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Naruto as he quickly stood up and punt kicked the monkey away from him and into the forest as hard as he could.

Naruto watched as the talking monkey flew a few thousand feet a second before turning into a star when it went far enough past the forest.

Naruto looked around his clearing, seeing how the animals in the area just looked at him for a bit, before walking away or flying away, although he could hear animals laughing in their native tongue if he had to guess.

'ok N take a nap and forget about evening training, maybe go in konoha for a bit' said Naruto to himself as he laid down and made himself comfortable, before falling asleep while having the mental image of a red haired woman pop up in his head as he slept.

(Hokage office)

"THEN THE BLOND ASSHOLE KICKED ME AS HARD AS HE COULD OUT OF HIS CLEARING AND OUT OF THE GOD DAM FIRE COUNTRY!" screamed a voice as it was jumping around the hokage's room.

That voice belonged to the monkey that Naruto just pelted away a few minutes ago.

Hiruzen sighed a bit, trying to mask his laughter through his sigh as he heard the story of why Naruto hadn't appeared with his monkey summon.

Another man in the room however hadn't tried to hide his laugh.

Hiruzen turned his head towards his companion and scowled slightly in a friendly tone.

"Jiraiya! Shut up already and go get Naruto!" said Hiruzen as he watched the man named jiraiya stop laughing, although he was still giggling a bit.

Jiraiya was a tall man with waist-length, spiky white hair that was tied back into a pony tail, with two shoulder-length bangs that framed both sides of his face. He also had red lines that ran down from his eyes, and wore a horned forehead protector with the kanji for 'Oil' on his forehead protector. He also had a face wart on the left side of his nose. Jiraiya also wore a green short shirt kimono and matching pants; under which he wore mesh armor that showed out of the sleeves and legs of his outfit. His outfit was completed with hand guards, a simple black belt, wooden sandals, a red sleeve less hadori, with two simple yellow circles on each side, and a scroll on his back.

Jiraiya just shook his head.

"Na, I'll just send a toad to get him, the little monkey probably scared him." Said jiraiya as he summoned a small toad with the same instructions that Hiruzen had given to his monkey summon.

Hiruzen and jiraiya watched as the toad leave along with Hiruzen's monkey summon.

Both teacher and student sat there in silence…..until jiraiya pulled out his notes and Hiruzen pulled out his all-seeing crystal ball.

Giggling could be heard from that office if anyone walked by.

(Naruto's clearing)

Naruto just stared blankly at the two creatures in front of him.

The one on his left was a toad, and the one on his right was the monkey he had kicked half an hour ago.

"so you understand now?" asked the small toad as he watched naruto slowly stand up…..he didn't see naruto move before both he and the monkey were sent flying.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!" said naruto as he walked towards the river and sat down and drank some water, feeling movement besides him, he watched as a fox laid down next to him and started to drink some water.

Naruto looked the fox in the eye for a few seconds…..

"You wouldn't be able to talk would you?" asked naruto as he stared at the fox with a narrowed eye lid.

His response was the fox giving a VERY big smile at him before darting away…

Naruto looked at the spot the fox occupied a few moments ago before standing up and walking out of his clearing.

'yep nope, not dealing with it, I know for a fact foxes cant grin or smirk that wide, definitely someone in a henge' thought naruto as he walked towards konoha as he needed to talk to people before he started to think that the trees could talk.

'We can…' naruto looked towards a tree that for some reason looked like it was somehow grinning at him.

Naruto just stared at the tree before moving his chakra rapidly and in a very large frenzy and quickly disappeared in a flash of gold.

Throughout the clearing all the animals could be heard laughing as a small black crow hopped out of the tree that seemed like it spoke.

(Ichiraku's)

"Oh ramen how could I have forgotten you….you too ayame and old man ichiraku" said naruto as he ate his chicken chilly ramen with a friary passion.

Ayame and ichiraku just watched as naruto ate his ramen at an incredible rate, even for him before he disappeared for the Chunin exams and the week after it.

Ayame moved up to naruto and poked naruto in the stomach, only to feel rock hard pecks hidden behind his new dress code.

Ayame blinked before smiling a bit.

"Wow naruto! Who knew you had all that muscle on ya, have you holding out on me" grinned ayame as she looked at naruto, who had looked at her with a raised eyebrow and a noodle handing out of his mouth.

"Why would I try showing my muscles to my older sis? Are you into incest or something?" asked naruto as he grinned at ayame, who was sputtering at naruto's comeback, ichiraku was laughing loudly as he was creating some ramen for the other customers in the stand, who had also taking to laughing at ayame.

Ayame left with a huff and went into the kitchen with a slight, but friendly glare at naruto, who in turn just grinned even larger.

Everyone in the stand was having a blast; they were just expecting it to be a boring lunch until naruto appeared in the ramen stand, then the drama popped up.

While naruto was laughing with the other customers, who had taken the step forward to talk to him, he missed ayame walking out and starts talking towards a group of kunoichi.

"I'm serious! He actually felt like a pure rock!" mumbled ayame as she talked to a few kunoichi who had been curious whether or not naruto was actually muscly or not.

One of the kunoichi decided to go see for herself. She stood up and walked towards naruto's seat and pushed through some other customers that decided to hang out with naruto for a bit as he was making everyone there laugh.

Naruto didn't see it coming, the kunoichi walked up to him and grabbed the bottom of his shirt and lifted it up to his neck, showing his rock hard abs and chest, along with each defined muscle hidden beneath his shirt.

"AAAIIIII! He does have a rock hard body!" "Oh my god! Look at what he was hiding behind his orange monstrosity!" "He's mine!" "No mine!"

Naruto didn't need to know what happened next as he used his shunshin to disappear from the group of girls, who had instantly locked onto his position.

Naruto watched as they got ready to follow him….

Naruto looked at them for a moment before saying a few words that made them move.

"Oh fuck me…"…wrong choice of words.

Naruto started to run away with chakra helping his muscles move as he dashed through the rooftops of many buildings as he tried to escape from his slowly growing chasers.

'How the hell did sasuke get through this? Was it his emoness?' thought naruto as he stopped and placed his hands in his pant pockets and stared aimlessly out towards the hokage monument….

Once again wrong action.

"OMG look at him!" "He looks sooo cool!" "I will heal his hurt heart!" "No I will!" "No me!"

Naruto stared at the group of girls as they slowly grew in numbers…he felt like he was going to cry any moment.

"Hey did you notice that he's taller now?" "Oh yeah! He looks like he is like 16 or something" "I know right! He looks amazing!"

Naruto looked down at himself and thought for a moment. He hadn't realized that he had grown since the month break at all, looking at his body some more, he would have guessed he was around 5'8'…..HAHA FUCK YOU SASUKE YOU SHORT FUCKER!

Naruto got brought back to his train of thought when he noticed the group of girls started to move forward slightly.

Naruto quickly pumped a massive amount of his chakra into his legs and dashed away seeing someone below, naruto grinned darkly before coming up with his plan.

"Hey look who's down there and in need of loving!" said naruto loudly as he pointed towards the street below him and the following girls.

(Below on the streets)

For sasuke uchiha it was a good day. He got to eat some tomato's, not talk to sakura, walk around with people worshipping, not talk to sakura, didn't talk to the dope, not talk to sakura and finally got some decent training in from kakashi.

Did he mention that he hadn't talked to sakura?

Ah yes a good day indeed…..

"Hey look who's down there and in need of some loving!" screamed a voice above him.

Looking up, all the colour of sasuke's face drained away/ leaving an orochimaru kind of pale on sasuke's skin.

All he could see was hordes of kunoichi jumping down from the roof tops all around him; however through the mass of fan girls, sasuke was able to see who had staged his demise…..

His clue was blond spiky hair….

Naruto…..

With a mighty cry, sasuke started to run for his life and virginity.

"NARUTOOOOOOO" screamed sasuke as he was sprinting away from that area; however he then heard something worse than all his fan girls put together.

"SASUKE-KUN!" shouted a pair of blond and pink haired girls as they started to chase after sasuke along with his other fan girls…

(Rooftop)

Naruto moved a hand to cover his heart as he looked towards the direction of sasuke and his fan girls.

"Sasuke uchiha was a man who had saved my life today…..about time the asshole paid me back for half the shit I did for him!" said naruto as he went towards the hokage tower to see his jiji.