Hey guys so this will just be everyone's POV on the food fight. Sorry in advance for my poor descriptions of their weapons. It's kind of hard to describe food weapons with just words. I do not own RWBY. Enjoy.
(Raphael's POV)
"That was so boring." My partner complained as we started heading towards the cafeteria. "Well, I don't think that when they made detention they wanted it to be entertaining." I inform him.
"I just want something to do." Ashley states and the rest of us agree. I see Sun and some blue haired guy. "Hey Sun." I call out.
"Hey guys, what's up?"
"I'm currently thinking of the pros and cons of killing Dante. You know the usual." I say nonchalantly. "Anyways, who's your friend?" I ask him. "This is Neptune." We open the doors and students start running out of the doors. We see JNPR on a mountain of tables and RWBY facing them.
"Dante you have anything for a food fight?" I ask him as Nora starts saying she's queen of the castle.
"Here you go. Condiment grenade." I nod and when Ruby finishes her taunt I throw the grenade exploding in the air between them causing them to look at the newcomers. I wait a moment.
"Are you guys just gonna stare or are we gonna start this thing?" I ask them while cracking my neck.
"Off with their heads!" Nora yells and they start throwing melons at us. "Ashley!"
"On it!" She says picking up two full circles of pizza. As the melons start coming towards us Ashley redirects them with her pizzas. I notice a melon going for Neptune. I catch it and throw it back at Pyrrah in midair, but she blocks it with a baguette. I pick up my own baguette and break it in half. I hold the two pieces like daggers and jump onto the wall. I jump onto the ceiling and push off towards the ground where Pyrrah and Blake are in a stalemate. They jump apart and I sense Neal go after Pyrrah, so I run towards Blake.
We start fighting with our 'weapons'. Left block, overhead stab, duck, slash at her feet. As she's in the air I start throwing anything I can get my hands on, baguettes, grapes, tomatoes, melons. The melons make contact and she falls down. I jump away as Yang almost crushes me with her turkey. I smirk as Dante runs in with a stick stabbed through a small sausage string, and passes me a grenade. I see Nora smash Ashley in the wall so I throw it at her. I start running and pick up two baguettes. After it explodes I hit her in the face with one, quickly place my weapons on opposite ends of her weapon, and twist them sending her melon hammer in the air. I go for another strike, but me and Nora are knocked aside by a sausage whip. I slam into a wall, head first, and now I'm currently trying to see if I have a concussion. I sit up dazed and see Pyrrah, using her polarity on the cans, but it ends soon as I see Ashley using her semblance. I feel a can hit me in the back of the head and I fall back down.
When I come to I see Ruby racing towards me and the wall behind me, with all of the scraps following her. I grab a tomato and throw it at her as hard as possible. It hits her right in the head, but she was going too fast. We all slam into the wall, and only one thing goes through my mind as I see the tornado of food coming right at us. Shit. I close my eyes as I get bombarded with everything in the cafeteria. When it's over we all fall down I look as the doors open to see Professor Goodwitch. Double shit. She cleans everything up with her wand, while Dante hands me a tomato and grabs another for himself. Just for the record, stupidest idea he's ever had. "It's been an honour, sir." He says as I take the tomato.
"Likewise." We throw our tomatoes at her, but she stops it with her wand thing and sends it right back in our faces. "Children please do not play with your food." I assume she's glaring at me and Dante, but I have a face full of tomato so I don't know. I wipe the tomato away, to see Yang fall from the sky. It's quiet for a few seconds as we stare at each other until we all start laughing. I high five Dante. There will be stories told about this food fight years from now.
(Dante's POV)
That detention was so unwarranted. I mean it wasn't that big of an explosion, you know compared to my other bombs, and it was weapons class. We were told to create something with our teammates, I just wanted to build a bomb. I wonder if I sound like a terrorist? Meh. "That was so boring."
"Well, I don't think that when they made detention they wanted it to be entertaining." Raphael tells me. I mentally stick my tongue out at him. "I just want something to do." We all agree in different ways. Neal nods, Raphael says 'me too', while I, being me, decide to be extravagant. "My belief is that the aforementioned person speaks the truth for all of us."
"Hey Sun." Raphael calls out to that monkey faunas from when Blake ran away and Raphael got shot. Good times. When I tune back into the conversation Raphael is talking about killing me. I know he loves me. "Anyways who's your friend?"
"This is Neptune." That's it I've been quiet for too long time to say something. We open the doors and it seems like everyone inside is running out. I look around and can't help, but grin at the chaos. "Dante you have anything for a food fight?" I start getting giddy as I pull out my condiment grenade. In my defence I was bored and hungry, so when I went to the cafeteria I saw bottles of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise. So I made one. Then I made twenty-six more. I should really add bombs to my arsenal. It would be so awesome. Raphael says his taunt and that's when all hell brakes lose. Ashley starts blocking the barrage of melons with Neal helping. When it ends I start walking around throwing condiment grenades at everything. JNPR's fortress, boom. Jaune, boom. Ruby riding a tray,which is quite cool, boom. Okay and I may or may not have thrown one at Neptune by accident. Just saying.
I can now see the temptation to be a villain. There's just so many explosions.
I see Yang smash to the ground where Raphael was, so I get a stick and stab it through a small sausage string. As I pass Raphael, I toss him one of my grenades and spin my sausages in a circle blocking Yang's punch. I start whipping the sausages at Yang from a distance so she has to remain on defence. When she goes for a punch I wrap the sausages around her arm and throw it into the air. After that I whip her away. I see Neal and Ren fall to the ground because of Weiss. I grab another grenade and throw it at Weiss and then Nora slams her with a melon hammer. That's got to hurt. I just take a moment to watch everything, but I see Raphael hit a wall head first and then Pyrrah uses her semblance and attacks Blake with cans. Once they stop I send out a wave of semblance and cause all the cans that aren't too close to my teammates to explode.
Yeah, my semblance is explosion, part of the reason why I'm so good at making bombs, the other reason is natural talent. Anyways, I see Ruby stand up and use her semblance to speed toward us. I just stand where I am and salute her. I get carried by the draft of her speed. Well played Ruby well played. After being bombarded by food I fall to the ground. The doors open and I see Professor No Fun walk in and clean everything up. And yes I have nicknames for every professor. I see two tomatoes nearby and I get an ideal. I take one and hold it in front of Raphael. "It's been an honour,sir."
He takes the tomato from me and says, "likewise." I pick up another tomato and we throw it at her. Unfortunately she stops it and sends the tomatoes right into our faces.
"Children, please do not play with your food." She's pissed. I wipe away the tomato from my face and see Yang fall from the sky. Most boyfriends would ask if she was okay. Me, I just start laughing uncontrollably with everyone else.
(Ashley's POV)
I was holding hands with Neal as me and the guys were walking away from the detention hall. On our way to the cafeteria Dante decides to complain. So after Raphael tells him how detention is supposed to be boring I decide to interject. "I just want something to do." All the guys agree with me. We meet up with Sun and I'm guessing a friend of his. His friend, apparently named Neptune, reminds me of a Digimon character with those goggles. I try my best to hide my laughter, but I think Neal still heard me. We open the doors and everyone starts running outside. I think I hear something about a food fight. I grin as I see Nora on top of a mountain of tables.
"Ha ha ha. I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the castle!"
"Justice will be swift, justice will be painful, it will be delicious!" Ruby yells out. And her teammates yell out in agreement. Then there's an explosion in between the two teams. I turn to my leader.
"Are you guys just gonna stare or are we gonna start this thing?" He ask them while cracking his neck. "Off with their heads!" The queen calls out and her team starts throwing melons at us.
"Ashley!" My leader tells me. I start running as I call back to him and grab to full circles of pizza. As the melons start coming at us I change their trajectory usually trying to hit RWBY or JNPR. Neal comes to help with a baguette and once the melons are gone I throw one of the pizzas at Weiss. She dodges it and Ruby starts riding a tray towards me. She throws a tray, but I block it with a pizza. I see Dante throw a grenade at her causing the young leader to slide right past me. How does he have so many bombs. I turn to see Pyrrah disarming Neal, so I throw my remaining pizza into her stomach sending her back. I start running towards her and pick up a melon. She tries to hit me, but I jump over her baguette and smash my melon into her head making it a helmet.
I look around and see Nora with a melon hammer. I run towards her picking up another pizza and charge her. She block my first hit and goes for a counter attack, but I block this one. We turn into a flurry of human, food, and violence. She goes for a side smash and I go to block it. But it breaks right through my pizza shield, and I smash into the wall.
I look around and see Pyrrah using her semblance to attack Blake and Neal with the soda cans. Alright I can do this. I concentrate and absorb Pyrrah's aura just enough to stop her semblance. When the cans fall down they all just explode. I wonder how that happened as I throw two pizzas at Nora and Pyrrah. I hear wind so I turn around and see Ruby running towards me with a tornado of food behind her. I try getting away, but I get sucked into the tornado. I hit the wall and get bombarded by food.
We all fall down from the wall and I see everything getting cleaned up. Unfortunately the person cleaning it up is Professor Goodwitch. We're in trouble. I see two tomatoes hurdling towards her, but she sends it back. Right at Raphael and Dante. Those two can be such idiots. "Children, please do not play with your food." She says glaring at two of my teammates. It's quiet for a few seconds until Yang falls from the sky. As if on cue all of us start laughing our heads off. We should replace our weapons with food, since it seems to be just as deadly.
(Neal's POV)
We just finished our detention that Dante got us in. As my teammates start talking I just rub circles around Ashley's hand with my thumb while nodding. I wonder when I'm going to have to tell my sister that I'm dating someone. It could probably wait. "Hey Sun." Raphael says and I see the monkey faunas from before with a blue haired guy. I hear Ashley's muffled giggles, so I turn to her, but I don't think she noticed. I'm about to ask when people start running out of the cafeteria. I look inside and all I can say is, what happens when we're not around? Dante hands Raphael a condiment grenade, and is that even legal.
My musings are cut off as JNPR start throwing melons at us. Ashley starts blocking it with pizzas so I jump in and start smashing them with a baguette. Once the melons are taken care of I see Raphael plummet towards Pyrrah and Blake who jump away. Since Pyrrah is closer to me I charge her. I slash at her, but she blocks it and pushes me away. She goes for an over head strike, I roll to the side, and do a horizontal strike that she blocks. We both just started attacking each other and blocking with our attacks. None of us were gaining ground until she disarmed me. Before she hit me a pizza flew into her stomach. I smile as Ashley runs in with a melon.
I jump into the air and grab a pole. After breaking it off, I break it in half again. When I land I stab my poles through a sausage on an angle and then stab them through a sausage string. Not the best bow, but it'll do. Ren charges at me with two pieces of celery, so I start kicking up baguettes, grabbing them out of the air, and fire them. Ren blocks or dodges them all, and all to soon he goes for a hit with his celery. I block it with my bow. I'm forced to defend since I'm not used to using a bow. I roll away from him and grab a baguette on the ground. I quickly fire it, but Ren knocks it into the air. I run and flip over him, wrap my box around my shoulder, and grab the baguette like a sword. Ren and I continue our fight, but now it's no longer one-sided. We continue our duel, each getting small hits on the other. I dash away from him and his celery. I notch the bread on my bow as Ren starts charging me, but I lose my balance. I try to stay on my feet when my opponent rams into me and we both collide into a pile of tables.
When I get out of the piles I see Blake use a sausage string to whip Raphael and Nora away. I notch an arrow at her, but I see cans start attacking her. I look around and see Pyrrah controlling the cans. I aim and fire at the amazon, but she blocks it with the cans, and send some at me. I grab another baguette and try to defend myself as best as I can against the cans. It takes me a second to realize I'll be overrun in a few moments. But before the cans take me out they just stop. I look around and see Ashley just used her semblance. I smile a little, that is until all the cans that aren't around me explode. That's... weird.
Out of nowhere I see a red and black blur speed past me and I feel a slight draft. I turn to look at the direction Ruby came from to see tons of food following her. I fall to the floor as the food sails over my head. When it ends I see everyone except WBY falling from the wall. I go to check on my teammates, but when I reach them I hear the doors open and see Professor Goodwitch walk in. After she cleans everything up I see Dante and Raphael aim tomatoes at her. I sigh at the sheer stupidity of this idea. They throw the tomatoes, but mere seconds later it's back in their faces. "Children, please do not play with your food." Okay she's angry. After Raphael and Dante clean their faces, Yang falling from the sky, and Nora burping. Something just clicked and we all started laughing.
Alright so don't expect another chapter for about a month. This will probably be a one time thing where I write everyone's POV for one event. Anyways first episode, totally awesome. So review follow and favourite. Later.