Gotta Lotta Issues...
Inspired by the release of Halo ODST in-game taunts. I own nuthin'.
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"You know, I've got to hand it to that odd Japanese bloke that he's ruddy brilliant at this."
"Why do you think-"
"-we consult with him?"
"So you two gave him those trick cigars you made up?"
"Of course Harry."
"What do you-"
"-take us for?"
"Well, that's all well and good, but did you have to have them change into...women's toys?"
"Well they wouldn't be funny-
"-without it would they?"
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"Err, don't you think this has gone a bit far, Lily-san?"
Looking up from her new pair of omnioculars, Lily smiled at the timid lieutenant. "Don't worry about it, Isane. You should have seen it when we were still in school."
"Oh look, there they go!"
Little Hinamori Momo was pink in the face from suppressing her laughter as a trio of tiny figures raced back and forth across Seireitai.
"That was quite mean of you, Lily-san," said Matsumoto Rangiku with a smirk. "I like your style."
"Smoky suure looks mad," said Yachiru, reveling in the chaos. "He's funny."
"There's no WORDS for you!! Come over here and take your spanking like a man!"
"What did we do to you!?"
"Keep running Padfoot!"
"I'm gonna teach you all about BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA when I get my hands on you!"
"PLEASE DON'T KILL US!!"
Lily smirked as Prongs, Padfoot and their "friend" disappeared around a corner. "I think Mr. Johnson will be making things quite interesting around here."
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Prongs, Padfoot, meet Mr. Avery J. Johnson. ;)