Stringer 13: I have not updated for a few weeks, but that is because I was and still am sick. I've wanted to update, but I went to sleep early so I would feel better. To make it up to you, I am going to make this a longer chapter then usual. It is going to be a 2,000 word chapter, so you better review or I'll be seriously pissed off. This will take me a long time. There is even better news. In this chapter, I decided to do a lot of Sasuke and Sakura bashing. It's already 12:00 a.m. and I'm tired though, so don't blame me if this a little rushed.
Oh and one more thing. I'm sorry to the people who wanted the invasion to happen, but I want the chunin exams to pursue the whole way. I plan on Sasuke gaining the curse mark in this chapter. Well here is the next chapter. Please read and review. Thanks.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE: I earlier said that Tenten and Hinata both new Suiton jutsu, but I am changing Tenten to Doton. One more thing. I made Hinata learn a little from Penny, but doesn't know any of her spells. She can use Suiton jutsu even without a water source. Also if I make up any just, they won't be in Japanese but in English. I don't know any Japanese.
Chapter Start
The lady that identified herself as Anko kept trying to scare the participants of the chunin exams were her half assed killer intent. It didn't scare either team from Mist as Naruto yawned and felt like he was going to fall asleep anytime.
Anko saw this, and decided to wake the genin up. She threw a kunai at his cheek, and even though his eyes were closed, he caught the kunai before his cheek got cut. He slowly opened his eyes as the woman was about to lick where his wound was supposed to be. Before her tongue touched his face, she grabbed her face and through her to the front of the genin.
"Please don't lick me. I rather not get AIDS," he said. "What???!!!!!!" yelled the woman, obviously seriously pissed off.
"I said I rather not get your AIDS. What are you deaf? IT is obvious to me that you do this during every exam. Have you ever thought about the consequences? What if one of the people you licked had a deadly disease, like AIDS? Don't infect me if you already have it. Don't take me down with you," Naruto explained while throwing the kunai back at the insane snake woman.
The woman's eyes widened in shock. 'I never thought about it that way. When I get out of here I'm heading for the doctor," she concluded. Getting back on track, she started to talk again. "Shut your trap brat! Anyway where was I before I was so rudely interrupted by blondie?" "You're the one who through the kunai at me. Stop blaming me for your mistakes," Naruto interrupted before sticking his tongue out at her.
"Oh shut up you dick!" Anko yelled at the blonde 13 year old.
"At least I have a dick, you pussy!" he yelled back.
"Don't call me a pussy, you dick or I'll pop your fuckin head open," she retorted.
"Doesn't matter, because you sound like a little bitch to me," he retorted as they were both dragged apart before they were going to beat the crap out of each other. Naruto was dragged off by his embarrassed teammates the same to say for Anko except it was her fellow examiners. Gaara, Yuki, and Haku were trying to pretend that they didn't know them.
After signing some forms that clearly said that they were not responsible for any deaths. Some genin wimped out after that, not wanting to do so young and left. Then the instructors showed each team to a gate for the forest and wished them luck.
Each team entered a gate and looked around the forest. Naruto was currently carrying the scroll that they had gotten earlier. Suddenly Hinata had stopped. "Why did you suddenly stop, Hinata?" asked Tenten.
"Tenten we have to know what scroll we have and only Naruto knows which one we have do tell us Naruto," explained Hinata without taking a breath during her long sentence.
"We have the Heaven Scroll, so we need the Earth one. I want to get out of this forest soon, though so let's make this quick," said Naruto wanting to get some more sleep.
Suddenly they heard a scream from a few kilometers away. They recognized the voice of the emo bastard and pink haired skank.
"God why are they so loud?" wondered Naruto. "We are miles away from them, and I still feel like I'm going to go deaf any time now."
"If you think they are loud now, you are quiet wrong. Yesterday before the exam I heard them being even louder," Hinata stated thinking back to the events from yesterday while looking at Tenten and Naruto.
Flashback Start
Hinata was walking down the street, before she walked past a private cemetery. She looked at a sign and realized that it was the Uchiha cemetery. She had heard about the massacre five years ago, and she felt bad for the kid named Sasuke. The news had reached all around the world, and Mist was no exception. Even though she felt sorry for him she had heard that he was a little bitch about it, getting anything he wanted when he wanted. She then looked to see the kid named Sasuke from a few days ago on Kakashi's team. She heard him mumbling by one of the tombs stones.
"Don't worry father and mother. I will kill Itachi and avenge you. Then I will revive our clan…… but there was something I needed to talk to you about. Recently, by accident I kissed the boy on my team named Takashi and I liked it. I always get a strange feeling when I'm around boys. Well I bet it is nothing," Sasuke said while walking home. Hinata decided to follow him to get more blackmail.
She followed him to his house and then watched him form the outside windows. He walked to his room and then popped a CD into a CD player. Hinata watched him with an amused look before she heard what she was singing. He was singing ………… Barbie Girl!
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!
When he finally finished Hinata was shaking with laughter, but she kept hidden with a video camera.
Flashback End
Laughter then filled the forest and teams from all over were looking at the location with a questioning look.
"Wait, wait! I haven't told you about what happened with Sakura," Hinata said while giggling lightly.
Flashback 2 Start
After video taping Sasuke singing Barbie Girl Hinata was walking down the street looking for more blackmail.
Then she heard a scream from another house close by. She smiled widely, because she recognized that voice. It was the pink haired banshee, named Haruno Sakura. She walked too the house to see Sakura screaming at her mom.
"Mom where is all the toilet paper?????!!!!!!!! I need it to stuff my bra to impress MY Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yelled at her Mom.
"I'm sorry honey they wouldn't let me but any. They said that the other customers are complaining that you buy too much of it to stuff yourself and we are not aloud to shop there any more. Maybe if you used the toilet paper for wiping your ass instead of stuffing your bra we would still have some," her mom yelled back as Hinata recorded this speech, they were having.
Flashback End
All of them kept on laughing until their laughter caused an older team of Leaf nins to show up.
"Hey kids give us your scroll and we promise we won't hurt you," one of them said. He looked about 18 with brown hair and blue eyes.
"Why would we give you our scrolls? You are still a genin at the age of 18 and you think we are scared of you. You look like a weakling who only knows how to talk with their dicks," Hinata said that surprised Naruto and Tenten. She was usually more of the shy type when she was with her friends.
"Who do you think we are? We are the strongest genin of the leaf!" the girl of the group said.
"You know I am getting tired of people say that. First I hear that that weakling Uchiha is the strongest, and now you say you are. Make up your freaking mine. I'm going to destroy you little bitches!" she said with an evil look on her face.
"How dare you??!! Let's get them guys!" the arrogant genin said before Charging.
Hinata quickly made some hand seals and found the scroll on the brown haired nin.
"Die! Suiton: Suiryūdan no Jutsu (Water Dragon Blast!)!" she yeleld as the dragon charged towards the three weak genin. They screamed in horror as they were killed by the dragon quickly.
She didn't destroy all of the brown haired nin because he had the scroll. She finally found thet scroll on the dead body and decided walking away before saying, "Yatta we have the Earth scroll! Let's get out of this stupid forest before I kick someone elses ass!" she screamed.
"I think it's Hinata's time of the month," Naruto said. Tenten nodded knowing how pissed off Hinata got on that certain day of the month. It was a nighmare for everyone. Suddenly a rock came in contact to Naruto's head as he fell to the ground. Tenten looked to see Hinata with a major blush on her face.
They finally got to the tower, in a new record time even before Gaara, Haku,and Yuki got there. They waited for everyone to get there so they could start the next round. They were all bored for a few days, but at least Naruto got his sleep finally.
Chapter End
Stringer 13: I made this chapter a lot longer so please review. Also, these Leaf nins are just OC's. The reason that they screamed is because Sasuke got the hickey. Oh, and if you haven't read the Important Message on the top, you should read it.
Next chapter is the end of the forest and the start of the pleminary rounds. Please read and review because this turned out to be the loudest chapter I have ever done.