Disclaimer: I don't own anything featured in this Totally Bizarre Scene Remix. Except of course the BEAVERS!

Just so you know Mara and Soren are not from the book, but they're not technically OCs either. They're two of Bellorum's staff officers who I have given names and personalities for the sake of the story. Mara is Bellorum's little sister and Soren is her husband.

TOTALLY BIZARRE DUEL SCENE REMIX!

Soren: Remix?

Bellorum: Some people just want to enjoy their coffee you know. WITH BOTH HANDS.

Thirrin: You're just scared because you know I'm gonna OWN you again.

Bellorum: That's it. You're goin' down Thirrin.

Me: Fifty bucks says Bellorum gets his ass kicked again.

Soren: Aren't you, like, not from here?

Me: The emperor gave my poofing remote back! –poofs away to go beat up Azula as revenge for the season finale-

-okay. We're up to the part where Thirrin is about to lose (!)-

Thirrin: -beaver call- Beaver 6, Beaver 7 lets all go to beaver heaven…

Bellorum: Ha! Yes! I'm NOT getting my ass kicked by a teenager!

Soren: -pops up- not YET.

Bellorum: Thank you, Soren.

Thirrin: Beaver 8 Beaver 9… STOP! It's beaver time!

-beavers appear with army helmets and bazookas…again-

Gangsta Beaver: Yo not-homiiiieeee.

Bellorum: WTF.

Soren: Now I know why this is labeled TOTALLY BIZARRE REMIX.

Oskan: You're tellin' me. –looks at himself- and why am I wearing a cow suit?

Redrought: Beats me. Same reason I'm wearing a cheerleader suit?

Bellorum: Disturbing image.

Gangsta Beaver: WANNA MESS, NOT-HOMIIIIEEEEE?

Bellorum: And WHY would I want to fight a beaver?

Gangsta Beaver: That's okay. I bet you're not man enough to handle me you little momma's boy!

Bellorum: What'd you say? Say that again.

Gangsta Beaver: Normally I would but I'm afraid it would overload your little pea-brain mind.

Bellorum: Take…that…BACK!

Gangsta Beaver: NEVER!

Bellorum: Alright, you're goin' down beaver! Prepare yourself! GLADIATORRRR!

-and they disappear in a cloud of dust, and reappear with the Gangsta Beaver biting Bellorum-

Bellorum: OW! Get off me you stupid beaver! OW!

Thirrin: Oww… owned by a beaver.

Soren: That's even worse than getting owned by a teenager.

Oskan: -still in a cow suit- How did the outtake end last time? Zeeky H-bomb or something?

Mara: Yeah something like that.

Bellorum: Get…OFF…beaver! –finally gets the beaver to let go- What next? A kamikaze watermelon or something?

Kamikaze Watermelon: -doodoodoodoodoodoo-WEEEEEE! –splat-

Redrought: That… was… weird.

Commander Anthonius: Now we can say zeeky boogy doog without blowing stuff up!

Bellorum: NO!

Commander Anthonius: ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

Mara: Oh crap.

-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!-

Bellorum: Wait nothing happened.

Soren: Yeah but that must have been part kamikaze watermelon cause you're all covered in watermelon.

Announcer Dude: This outtake will be back…after these messages!

Other Announcer Guy: This outtake brought to you by…MENTOS! The fresh maker! –Mentos theme song plays-

Bellorum: That's a way to end it.

Soren: -shuts off the lights- THE END!

Commander Anthonius: It is?

Bellorum: Yes, it is. Shut up and go eat a donut or something.

Kamikaze watermelon: -doodoodoodoodoodoo- WEEEEEE! –splat-

Mara: Okay then.

Soren: But what did it splat ON?

Bellorum: -covered in watermelon- don't ask.

Well that's the end.

No seriously, it's the end.

GO AWAY! THAT'S THE END!

A/N: Hi there. Anyway did anyone see the Avatar season finale? IT WAS EVIL! HOW COULD THEY DO THAT! And Azula lied to Zuko about getting his honor back; I can't wait for season 3! Those EVIL Nickelodeon people! Reviews please! Anonymous reviews are ENABLED so there's no reason why you can't!