'You think you know me?'
Metalingus hit the speakers, and Edge made his way down to the ring. He walked arrogantly, and had a wide smirk on his face. He entered the ring, and grabbed a microphone.
'As you all know, I won the WWE Championship match!' Edge said.
'Correction, it was a no contest' Styles added.
'I beat, that's right, beat, brutalised, destroyed Raven and Rob Van Dam' Edge said, 'I am the only person to have successfully beat Raven, and defeated RVD as well!'
The crowd let out a chorus of boos, and Joey Styles scoffed.
'Last night, I shown that me, I, the Rated-R Superstar, is the greatest champion ever' Edge shouted, 'and the most watched champion in all of history!'
'ONE OF A KIND!'
RVD made his way from behind the curtain with a microphone in hand. RVD rolled into the ring, and Edge backed off slightly.
'If it isn't the loser, Rob Van Dam' Edge said, 'how are you Rob? Annoyed that you lost?'
'Can I just clarify for the record that you are full of bull' RVD said, causing Edge to shout at him. 'I mean, you didn't beat me, or Raven for that matter, as it was a triple count out, so that means that it was a no contest.'
'That doesn't detract from the fact that I am unbeaten against Raven, does it?' Edge asked.
'No, but-'
'And it doesn't detract from the fact that you haven't beaten me.' Edge said.
'Yeah, but-'
'And that I am the most-watched champion, and PEFECT at Wrestlemania!' Edge said.
RVD nodded and smirked.
'Bloody hell, do you ever shut up?' RVD asked.
The fans cheered in approval and Edge swore at RVD.
'I mean, do you like the sound of your voice or something?' RVD asked him, 'You seem to have a motor mouth-'
Edge ran at RVD, and speared him to the ground. Raven ran out from the back, but Edge rolled out of the ring, holding the WWE Championship. Edge smirked at Raven, and talked trash to him. Metalingus hit the speakers as Raven checked on RVD.
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The camera came into focus, and Todd Grisham was standing next to Raven.
'Hello, I am Todd Grisham, and I am here with Raven' Todd said.
'Yes, I think the fans grasped that without your need to state the obvious, Todd' Raven replied.
'Well, um, er…' Todd staggered, taken aback by Raven's response.
'If you are going to continue talking monosyllabically, then I'll take the interview from here' Raven said.
Raven took the microphone from Todd, and the camera moved slightly to the left, to put Todd out of the picture.
'I am Raven, the human cancer, the virus that seeps through the WWE, and soon I will become WWE Champion. Whether I have to beat Edge, HHH, RVD or whoever else there is, I will be champion, there is nothing that'll stop my destiny' Raven said, 'I feed on pain, I live for it. I watch with eager eyes over other people's suffering, the feeling of fear in victims makes me overjoyed…'
'How can Edge, or RVD for that matter, expect to beat me?' Raven asked to himself, 'I mean, how can you hurt someone who feels no pain? The answer is you cannot. Since I cannot feel pain, since I have been scarred so much, I do not feel it anymore. Quoth the Raven…Nevermore!'
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'You think you know me?'
Metalingus blasted through the speakers, and Edge and Lita made their way out from the back. They made there way into the ring, and Edge grabbed a microphone.
'Not again…' Styles said, 'wake me when he's done.'
'Hello out there, you people are in for a treat tonight' Edge said.
'What, is he going to get his ass kicked?' King asked.
'Tonight, you people get to see me, the Rated-R Superstar, which is the greatest honour to be given, isn't it?' Edge said, 'now, I know Raven gave an interview last week, but frankly, it was so stupid that it's better off if we never speak of it. How can talking about being beaten up, and bullying Todd Grisham supposed to intimidate me?'
The crowd let out a chorus of boos, and Edge smirked.
'Well-'
'ONE OF A KIND!'
RVD made his way out from the back, and got into the ring.
'Whoa, whoa, whoa Edge, I think that I, and the fans have heard enough of your talking, it's time for action' RVD told Edge.
'Action? What the hell does that mean?' Edge asked.
'It means I kick your ass right now!' RVD said dropping his microphone.
RVD ran at Edge, and kicked him in the head. Lita ran out of the ring, and threw a chair in. RVD ran to the ropes, and hit a rolling thunder on Edge. He went to pick Edge up, but he poked him in the eye. Edge then grabbed the chair, and hit RVD in the head.
Raven's music hit the speakers, and Raven made his way out from the back.
'Here comes the reinforcements!' Styles shouted.
'A little late if you ask me' Coach replied.
'No one was asking you though' King told him.
Raven made his way to the ring, but he was stopped. Raven turned round, and received a sledgehammer to the head. He was thrown into the steel steps, and the man rolled into the ring.
'It's Triple H!' Styles shouted.
'What the hell is he doing?' King asked.
HHH picked his sledgehammer back up, and with Edge they attacked RVD. RVD tried to get away, but was constantly hit with sledgehammer and chair shots. Eventually, RVD stopped moving, and HHH kicked him in the head, a few times for good measure. HHH picked up a microphone, and the crowd booed him.
'Just to let you morons know, I am not helping Edge' HHH said, pointing the sledgehammer to Edge, 'this is merely a helping hand. When I take out RVD and Raven, Edge will give me the next title shot. Well, from the looks of it, at Bad Blood it'll be me against Edge!'
The crowd booed again, and HHH smirked as Raw went off the air.
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'This has been one hell of a match!' Styles shouted.
Raven and HHH lay on the canvas, both men seemingly unconscious. Both men had blood flowing from their foreheads.
'Joey, just a question, do you ever shut up?' Edge asked.
'The same can be asked of you, Edge' Styles replied.
'Yes, but unlike you, Joey, people like to listen to my voice' Edge answered.
HHH stood up groggily, and was met with a clothesline from Raven. Raven rolled HHH onto his stomach, and put him in an ankle lock. HHH tried to make it to the ropes, but was too exhausted to do so.
'Edge, what do you have to say about you and HHH injuring Rob Van Dam?' King asked.
'That was an unfortunate accident' Edge replied.
'It couldn't have been an accident though, if you were attacking him earlier' Styles said.
'Well it was,' Edge said, 'and it's a shame that it'll be Edge versus Raven at Bad Blood, not a triple threat match.'
HHH made it to the ropes, and Raven let go. HHH tried to stand up, but Raven chop blocked him. Raven pinned HHH, but he kicked out after a two count.
'But you must be happy now that it's just one on one?' Styles asked.
'Yes, I now have one less person to worry about' Edge said, 'and let me remind you that Raven has never beaten me!'
Raven stomped HHH as he was on the ground, and waited for him to stand up. When he did, Raven kicked him in the gut, and hit the Raven Effect. He covered HHH, and got the three count. Raven's music hit, and he began to celebrate. Edge took off his commentating equipment, and rolled into the ring. Edge waited for Raven to turn around, and when he did, he hit him with the spear. Edge then started to talk trash to Raven, and Metalingus hit the speakers.
'What'll happen at Bad Blood?' Styles asked.
'Who knows!' King answered.
'All I know is that it's going to be a hell of a show!' Coach said.
'Especially Raven versus Edge, WWE Championship Match' King said.
'I cannot wait!' Coach replied.
'This was Monday Night Raw, and that was Jerry 'The King Lawler, Jonathon Coachman, and me, Joey Styles. Good Night!' Styles shouted, signing off.