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I truly really do admire people who are brave enough to go against the flow of all the other thoughts and reviews given to a story to say "Hey. You're doing it wrong. I don't like it. But if you do this or that it will improve you're general writing ability and make the KH writing community better as a whole." I really, truly do. Con crit is wonderful. Too bad you just weren't capable of writing anything that was of any use to anyone like some sort of silly n00b flamer. I suggest politely pointing out what you don't like and giving a or two suggestion on how the writer can improve the next time you review something, while adding some sort of a name for yourself would also be nice. It would make the random flamer community better as a whole if you did. And such a wonderful use of the English language. The word ppl could not have been more beautified if I wrote it in the fic.

With that done and over with here's the disclaimer. I OWN NUTHIN! ON WITH THE FIC!

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Chapter 8: Ppl Lke 2 kEll SUEZ

OR the alternate title suggested by Enigma

Chapter 8: Yeah. I'm Mocking You.

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Two sighed with relief as he teleported to the appointed meeting place, Reds far behind stuck upside-down in a tree. Bones, Kirxa, May, Xana and Mackie were already there and most of them jumped as Two popped out of absoluetly no where.

"Don't do that!" May growled, brushing nonexistent dust off her shirt and unsummoning her weapon. Two had appeared inches away from her left causing her react as if an ememy was attacking.

Two chuckled. "Sorry about that." The sound of footsteps grew louder and the nobodies(and a wizard) turned to meet Xade and Nexa.

"Where's Reds?" Nexa asked after examining the group. She was answered by a loud whooshing noise and the said member landing next to her. Nexa cleared her throat. "Now then. Did anyone discover anything of importance?"

"Two is pissy, but that's about it for us." Reds responded. Two rolled his eyes.

"Nothing here." Bones also confirmed.

"Same." Xana finished.

Xade sighed. "Well I suppose that's good. We have one hell of a fight ahead of us in Christmas Town."

Kirxa's sword flashed into existence in her hand. "How many?" She asked, more then ready to battle.

"Far more then there were here." Nexa responded. "And I'm not sure the dusks will listen to me much longer. They have been obeying me because they thought I was Xemnas."

"That's cause you have the same power as Xemnas right?" Mackie asked. Nexa nodded.

"Hey what's your weapon anyways?" Reds asked.

"That's not important. We have to figure out a way of getting past all those Sues first." Nexa responded dismissively. Reds sighed and crossed her arms in thought.

"Why not just run in and kill them all?" Kirxa said.

"That worked wonders last time. We almost died." Xana responded. Bones suddenly jumped up and down.

"Oh! Oh! I know! I know!" She cried.

"Yes Bones?" Nexa asked.

"We can pretend to be Sues! Then they'll tell us where the Sue lord is cause they'd tell other Sues right?" Bones explained. Reds nodded in agreement.

"And Xade's illusions could make us all look more Sueish." She added.

Two frowned. "I dunno."

"Like we have time to think of much else." May commented. Nexa sighed.

"May's right, we're running out of time. Let's just hope this works." She said. Everyone grimaced as Xade transformed them all into Sues.

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Reds marched a little to happily ahead in the snow for the emo Sue she had been disguised as. Bones walked next to her, attempting to look as though she was brooding and failing miserably. Two face-palmed himself. "We are so screwed."

Nexa sighed, brushing platinum blond hair out of her face. "Indeed."

The disorganization walked down the hill away from the tree that would lead them safely back to Halloween Town toward Chirstmas Town, now swarming with emo Sues and blond Sues.

"Halt." An emo Sue stopped Reds at the entrance of the town. "Where do you think you're going? You must be some of the Sues assigned to Halloween Town. Get back there."

Reds blinked and looked back at the group, none of them able to speak a word in fear of being found out. Well except for-

"Well you see, these nobodies suddenly showed up in Halloween Town killing most of us that were there." Bones said, while trying to glower. "We came to warn the Sue lord that they're coming to um... kill us or something."

The rest of the disorganization held their breath, waiting for the inevitable doom.

"This is horrible!" The emo Sue whispered harshly. "Keep it down. Follow me. You guys can be the suckers- er... the messengers of this news to Lord Emones." The emo Sue scurried ahead of the group, causing our heroes to run to keep up. Bones looked at Reds and winked.

"Looks like we're in!" She muttered. Reds nodded.

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The emo Sue led them to Santa's workshop and opened the doors. "This is as far as I'll take you. Good luck." The adventurers walked inside and the door closed ominous 'thud' behind them.

"Good luck?" Reds muttered. "The hell did he mean by that?"

"Nothing good." Xade commented.

"Yeah. Chances are we'll all die." Bones chirped happily.

With their spirits lifted with that wonderful pep, talk the party walked forward noticing the changes the workshop had gone through.

Instead of red, green, and all those happy fun Christmas colors the building was black and white and blue all over. It was certainly lacking the Christmas cheer one would expect to find in the home of Santa Claus. Bones and blood were scattered about on the floor and the lights flickered and buzzed angrily. Xana tripped and fell over what they quickly discovered to be a mauled emo Sue's body.

"Crap. Lord Emones or whatever certainly doesn't have any sense of feng shui." May said.

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In most fictions the author would continue to write the creepy, suspenseful scenery and describe the protagonists' journey from the beginning of the damnable workshop to the boss's room, which for those of you interested in such details would happen to be the good list, bad list room. But because I'm a lazy asshole that like to ruin people's fun and break away from the story for a good laugh and to make the viewers generally angry at me I'll just say that they did shit and got there.

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Reds sneezed loudly causing a dark, silhouetted figure in Santa's chair to stir.

"Gadzuntite." The person said.

"Thanks." Reds responded. "Not quite sure where that came from, but when you gotta sneeze, you gotta sneeze."

The figure nodded. "Yep. It's kinda like taking over worlds. Just kinda happens cause you feel like it. Not that a pawn like you would know."

"That's enough." May snarled. "You're Lord Emones, correct? Well whether or not you are, we're here to kill you."

"Way to ruin our sneak attack, you two." Xade said, rolling his eyes. She waved her hand and the group's guises as Sues were dropped. "Just tell everyone our plans. I'm sure no one will care."

Nexa sighed. "I honestly didn't think our situation could be worse off. But I'm pretty sure nothing can beat this."

Lord Emones chuckled, still unseen in the darkness of the room. "Really? Then take a look at this!" Candles that were unnoticed until this point flared up revealing-

"Bones?! But-!" Reds looked from Emones to Bones in confusion. They looked almost exactly the same, except Emones was wearing black lipstick and eyeliner, had dyed her hair black and styled it so that there was a bang in front of half of her face, and was wearing more hot topic clothes then most deem healthy.

"Exactly!" Emones yelled. "I am the Sue created from Bones! I am EMO BONES!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!" Her evil laugh echoing throughout the room and losing effect for every syllable I write.

"Dude, that is LAME!" Bones yelled. "I'm not emo! Though it would be kinda funny."

Reds nodded. "It would. But you're not. And what exactly does this all mean?"

Emones stopped laughing and pointed Reds. "Fool. This means you are up against opponents as good as, or dare I say better then yourselves!" She then broke into more insane laughing.

"But there's only one of you. If you're as good as Bones won't that mean we'll be able to beat you easily considering we have Bones' power plus the rest of us on our side?" Reds pointed out.

There was an awkward pause where the meaning of the words sunk deep into Emones' head.

"Well... shit I didn't think of that. Um... I'll just pass the power over this world to my right hand lackey and go plot your destructions with the rest of the Sue lords. Ta ta!" And with that Emones ran into a portal leaving the disorganization rather confused.

"That was... um... odd?" Two muttered. The others agreed silently.

"I wonder who this right hand lackey of hers is." Mackie pondered out loud.

This question was quickly answered by a rumble and a roar. The disorganisation found the building crumbling to pieces around them and swiftly ran towards the exit. They ran into the streets of Christmas Town to find-

"Oh Norden..." Reds uttered. "That would explain the mauled emo Sue from earlier."

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Ahhh... flames make me feel good on the inside. Mostly because I get to pwn some n00bz. YA HEAR MEH? BRING IT!!

But seriously. Some people just don't put any thought into it. I mean for one ... could have given its self (cause ... is a genderless freak) a name. Even something like "Genderless n00b" has more credit than "..." cause, well, at least I have something to call you in conversation. And we're not Mary Sues. We're FIGHTING Mary Sues. And if Nexa and Xade hadn't shown up, well that would be 7 less main characters and we'd be focusing in on Enigma. We have lame weapons, horrible personalities and we haven't raped or thought of raping a cannon yet. In fact we're not even looking for cannons. And third of all... well it's kind of stupid to point out the obvious. I'm poking fun at these kind of fics. So I have to make a fic filled with OCs. Plus the fact that you use the word... no, not even a word. I don't know what one can consider "ppl" but it sure as hell ain't English. Nor pronounceable. And the review just one looooong sentence with sets of periods. Sets of periods are for pauses in dialect. AT LEAST have the decency to use some CAPITAL letters. It really ain't all that hard. See? It's called the shift key.

... Next chapter we ought to see a cannon. That's my goal for the week.

You all know the drill. 1,2,3,4,5,6,9,12, and 13. TAKEN! Everyone else no one seems to give a shit about.

Well... now that I've ranted a bit here's some more.

The next chapter should be a fairly short wrap up of Halloween Town. Then we move on to the next world. I have a fairly good idea of where we will be traveling from now on. So let's treat next chapter as getting all packed up for a road trip where we'll meet a bunch of cannons in a few chapters, at least one more new OC (#5) and fight them damned Sues. I'm sorry if my updates seem to be lacking because I have a ton of work to do lately. School work, homework, drawing, writing original works, practicing my violin and guitar, and getting over depression. Fanfiction is fun but I have trouble sitting down and getting to it. Hopefully next update I'll have set myself up a schedule and will have a set amount of time each day to write a bit, giving you longer, better quality fiction.

Until next update, farewell! Happy National Dib Day everyone!