Your reviews make me happy. Yes, I know there are plot holes. :P Who cares! Here is marvelous chapter 10! I lied. Here is the second chapter for today. :D


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April 15, 1992, 9:30pm EST

Mark and Roger sat on the couch, talking about random stuff that had happened while Mark was working. Roger suddenly had a brilliant idea.

"Hey Mark? Let's catch the Juice Fairies!" He grinned evilly.

"What? But if they're fairies, then isn't that impossible?"

"Well... we can try. I mean, it would be nice to know who these people are, wouldn't it?"

"Okay then. We'll catch them, even if it means staying up all night!"

April 15, 1992, 12:26am EST

Roger heard a tiny noise in the living room. They were both hiding in Mark's room, so they wouldn't be found. Roger nudged Mark, who had been dozing.

"Psst! Mark! They're here! And it sounds like they're picking the lock on the front door."

They tiptoed over to the bedroom door, pressing their ears against it. This is what they heard.

One feminine-sounding voice: "Do you have to walk so loud? They'll hear us!"

Another feminine voice: "Well you're the one who's talking."

First voice: "Let's just get the new juice in the fridge. Did you check the expiration date this time?"

Second voice: "I always check it! You're the one who forgot! You were alone that night."

First voice: "Yeah and I'm the only one who can pick a lock, silly."

Second voice: "Okay, grab the old juice, replace with new." They heard the refrigerator open and close. "And voila! Juice Fairies have struck again. Let's go check on our boys and make sure they're okay." Footsteps came towards the bedroom. Mark and Roger panicked.

"Shit! SHIT SHIT SHIT." Roger whispered. He couldn't think of anything to do, so he flung the door open. Two teenage girls shrieked and fell down on the floor. Mark squeaked in fright.

"Um... We're the juice fairies? Um... poof?"

Mark tilted his head to the side. "Who are you guys?"

The one who had the first voice was a short brunette with big glasses and lots of freckles. She was staring at Mark.

"I'm Miranda. Can I see your scarf?" She ran over to where their coats were. "It's not here! Ah, closet." She wandered into the bedroom and returned with the scarf around her neck, petting it like it was some sort of strange animal. Mark raised an eyebrow, reaching out and grabbing his scarf. His hand brushed Miranda's and she squeaked, and then hugged him.

The second voice was a taller blonde girl, who was determined to hug both Mark and Roger. Mark let her, but Roger kept pushing her away. She started crying, and Roger sighed and hugged her.

"Hi I'm Katy." She grinned at them. "We're the juice fairies, and your number-one fans! Well, kind of. We just love you guys."

Mark and Roger were confused.

"Wait... how do you guys know us?"

"Never mind that, silly boys!"

"But now," Miranda said, "you have to go to sleep and forget all about this." She pulled a small canister out of her pocket and sprayed it at Mark and Roger. They both yawned and fell down on the floor almost instantly. Katy grabbed Mark's arms, and Miranda grabbed his legs. Together they carried him into the bedroom and put him on the bed. They did the same for Roger, putting him right next to Mark. They pulled the blankets over the sleeping men, and Katy put Roger's arm over Mark to perfect the scene.

"Hmmm… I wonder how much longer the forget-us-and-sleep thing will work. We've done this three times in the last week."

"I know. Seriously, these guys need to get over the stupid Juice Fairy mystery and be happy. They should just accept that we're giving them free juice."

Katy and Miranda left, locking the door behind them. Katy suddenly realized something.

"Miranda, why don't we just steal their spare key next time so we won't have to pick the lock?"

"Oh yeah... I never thought of that."

April 16, 1992, 7am EST

Mark and Roger woke up in their bed, snuggled up and warm. Roger cursed.

"We fell asleep again! Damn it. Third time this week that we've failed!"

"Hey Rog... why am I wearing my scarf?"


Teehee. This chapter was brought to you by Me (Katy) and Rabid RENThead (Miranda). Yes, our real names, and we are stalking Mark and Roger. XD Although… she didn't actually help me write it. She just inspired me. :P Reviews are LOVE.