I'm back with Chapter ten! What's up people? Me, I'm a little depressed today. But I'm here anyways, so prepare for a chapter like no other! Well, not really, it's just a chapter. But hey, Mechanicles returns! He's my favorite!

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Disclaimer: NO OWN ALADDIN, OR GENIE, OR EVEN IAGO. I THINK YOU OWN ABU AND JASMINE. I CLAIM THE SULTAN! I JUST WANNA OWN SOMETHING FROM ALADDIN. I HAVE NO CLUE WHY I'M SHOUTING THIS EITHER! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND EAT SOME CHEESE!

Chapter Ten:

This. Was. So. Boring!

I mean really, could these people be anymore of a bore? Five days went by since the incident in Ziggarock and we were currently having a banquet with several different guest dressed in fancy clothing. Aladdin, Jasmine, the Sultan, Iago, and I were listening as one of the guest, Daru, spoke dreary.

"All art is a revolt against man's fate." Daru was saying in a snotty, boring tone. Was everything this man said and did boring?

I repressed a sigh as I leaned into my chair. Why was this so boring? I was half tempted to fake being sick just to get out of here. But I knew Aladdin would be upset if I left him to suffer alone.

"Perhaps. Although I adore art, I prefer nature." Jasmine hummed with a nod. I agreed with Jasmine on that. "I agree with Princess Jasmine. Nature is a beauty unmatched by all." I spoke, trying to sound as sophisticated as the others. It must've worked because everyone nodded in agreement while Aladdin shot me a confused look.

"Mm, nature itself is but art, unknown to thee." Daru replied thoughtfully. Aladdin looked around at us all in confusion. Though I understood what was being said, I was still bored.

"The perfection of art is to conceal art." Iago put in, much to my surprise, and the other guests began to mutter to each other, clearly impressed.

"Who am I to carry on? I of course am not an artist, but a humble businessman." Daru chuckled drily. "Ah, but then the business of Agrabah is business!"Iago retorted and the others laughed in agreement.

"That's right, Daru. It's merchants such as yourself who have made Agrabah so prosperous." Jasmine explained with a soft smile.

"Um, I'm an adventurer, you know! Just the other week I fought a giant dancing rhinoceros!" Aladdin said trying to join the conversation the only way he knew how to, by talking about our many adventures.

"Fascinating, whatever did you do?" Daru asked, sarcasm laced through each word. I rolled my eyes. I really didn't like him

"It was him or me!"Aladdin exclaimed as he climbed up on the table. "I drew my sword. We fought!" He picked up a ladle and pretended to fight Abu, who was holding a spoon. He almost hit one man and knocked food out of another's hands. "Ha! Thrust!"

Jasmine and I started to giggle, but stopped when we saw how angry the Sultan looked. Aladdin accidentally knocking over an oil lamp. "Whoops."He chuckled sheepishly. I shook my head as the table caught on fire.

"My word!" The Sultan exclaimed as Aladdin yelled for Abu to hand him water. When he did, Aladdin threw the jug of water, but it missed the fire and hit two guests.

Aladdin pulled the flaming tablecloth off the table, splattering food on the other guests and myself. I groaned in annoyance as he then started to beat it with a pillow until it goes out. "Uh, gee, sorry about that!"Aladdin said as he looked at the ground in embarrassment.

"Oh…"Jasmine sighed as Daru looked himself over angrily. "I'm sure the world is a safer place thanks to your… heroics." He stated drily and Aladdin turned bright red.

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After that little incident, Aladdin ran back to our old home and I followed him. I knew he was too embarrassed to look at Jasmine, let alone talk to her.

Abu and I were trying our hardest to comfort him, both of us had been patting his shoulder in reassurance.

"Oh, Aladdin, you know Jasmine won't be mad. She loves you. It was something that could've happened to anyone." I tried to explain with Abu nodding beside me. "Oh, it's okay…" Abu said, but we both knew our words fell on deaf ears.

Genie emerged from his lamp then. "Howdy, kids! Oh, you wouldn't believe where I've been! This delightful little bistro in the Jurassic era. Just before the aliens left the Earth. The… hey! Hello! Why the long face? Things can't be that bad." Genie tried to reassure him until Abu chattered something to him.

"What?! In front of the sultan and all those big shots?! Oh, how humiliating! How embarrassing! How… eh… like I said, it's not that bad." Genie exclaimed before realizing what he was saying and tried to cover it up. I shook my head as Aladdin sighed.

"Jasmine must think I'm an oaf. She's so cultured and I'm so… common. So vulgar. So… unsophisticated." Aladdin groaned.

"Philistine. You left out philistine." Iago pointed out from Aladdin's side. I glared at Iago, warning him with my eyes to shut up.

"Why can't I be more cultured, like Daru?" Aladdin asked as he sighed for like the millionth time. I felt bad for my brother.

"Well, this is your lucky day, kid! I can teach you culture!" Iago spoke up ignoring my warning glance. Aladdin looked at him skeptically before saying you in suspicions. "Piece of cake!" Iago exclaimed as if it was the easiest thing ever. "Literature, art, education… don't need 'em, because I know the shortcut!"

"The shortcut?"Aladdin asked still not believing Iago. "Two simple rules. One: never get your hair mussed. Two: quote things." Iago grinned as if it was the most obvious thing.

"But my hair's always a mess!" Aladdin exclaimed, not understanding where this was going. "That's cause you're always runnin' around! A cultured man always has someone else run around for him." Iago retorted in annoyance.

"Well… okay. But what was that about quoting stuff? I don't know any quotes."Aladdin finally gave in. I, however, was unsure by this whole thing.

"No sweat, all you need is this."Iago answered as he took a scroll out from under a pillow. "The Scroll of Witty Quotations! "The secret to being witty is to quote witty people."" He read from the scroll.

"Hmm, "the secret to being witty is to quote witty people." Wow, even that was a quote!" Genie exclaimed fascinated. "Um, guys, I don't know about this." I tried to speak up, but everyone ignored me.

"But, I don't understand what any of these quotes mean!" Aladdin pointed out desperately. Iago waved him off. "Don't worry about it. The less people understand, the more they're impressed." He explained casually.

Genie began reading from the scroll. ""The less people understand, the more they're impressed."" He spun his head around. "Woo-O-Oo! Twilight zone!"

"I really think you guys should listen to me. No good could come from this."I tried to explain again, but once again no one looked my way.

"Just memorize that scroll, and the world is your oyster." Iago promised with a sly grin. Aladdin nodded. "I feel more cultured already!"

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Later that afternoon, the whole gang met up in the garden. Aladdin was wearing his "Prince Ali" outfit, while I was wearing my "Princess Kalila" outfit and his hair was slicked back. Aladdin had the Scroll of Witty Quotations tucked into his sash.

"Al, baby, work with me on this one! Try to look snootier. Like pretend you smell somethin' bad." Iago exclaimed as Aladdin closed his eyes and stuck up his nose. "No, I mean you smell somethin' really bad, like…desert aged camel cheese."

Genie, as a waiter, appeared. "Allow me, sir." He said as he held a plate of stinky cheese under Aladdin's nose.

"Ew!" Aladdin exclaimed in disgust. I could smell it too and I plugged up my nose as my stomach churned dangerously. "That smell is horrible! Make it disappearing before I get sick all over everyone." I groaned and held my hand over my mouth and stomach.

Genie immediately made it disappear. "Sorry, my love. Didn't mean to make you feel sick." Genie promised as he kissed my cheek. I chuckled and waved him off playfully.

"Perfect! Darling! Hold that look, baby! That is you!" Iago grinned, never looking happier than he did at that moment, except when he was around gold of course.

Jasmine entered the garden. "Aladdin! Kendra! I've been looking all over for… What happened to your hair?!" Jasmine asked Aladdin confused.

Aladdin began read from the scroll. "Uh… Hair is but the outward ornament, while true beauty lies within." He replied in a deep, snooty voice.

"What are you talking about?" Jasmine asked, completely taken aback my her husbands actions at the moment. "A good talker implies a good audience." Aladdin quoted simply.

"Oh, you're upset about last night, aren't you? Well, there's nothing to be ashamed about. You were just being yourself." Jasmine tried to assure him.

Aladdin sighed."Jasmine, I was so embarrassed…" He told her before Iago tapped on his head. "Uh, ahem… while shame keeps its watch, virtue is not wholly extinguished."

"I don't know what you're talking about. I'll be back when you're normal again."Jasmine snapped before turning around and stomping away.

I chuckled."Hormones! But I tried to tell you it wasn't a good idea." I spoke but I was once again ignored. "Am I gonna be ignored all day?"

"You're doin' great, sweetie, you just need to work on your delivery a little bit!"Iago tried to assure my brother, who seemed a little lost and confused.

Suddenly, the guards burst through the gate, riding at full gallop. I jumped to the side even though Genie got in the way of the guards in hopes to stop them. "Find the sultan! Big trouble!" Rasoul exclaimed.

Genie, still a waiter, said. "I must insist that you check your horses at the door." But the guards just ran him down. "Good day to you, sir!"Genie groaned in pain from the ground.

Aladdin managed to stop one of the guards, Hakim. "What's the hurry?" He asked with concern. Hakim looked at him drily and deadpanned, "There is a giant fire-breathing beast in the desert. No doubt it will destroy us all." Before he calmly rode away.

"A giant fire-breathing beast? We'd better check it out!" Aladdin suggested as Genie transformed his head into that of Darkwing Duck. "Let's get dangerous!" He grumbled darkly.

"Al, Al, Al! The hair! The hair!" Iago exclaimed in horror. Aladdin looked conflicted. "But what about the beast?" He asked.

"Are you gonna muss your hair every time Hakim predicts doom? Answer: no! Remember, a cultured man has someone else run around for him. Delegate responsibility!" Iago answered simply and irritably.

"Well, maybe you could go check it out, Genie." Aladdin suggested. Genie turned into a waiter once more. "Expertly delegated, sir." He replied.

"And I am so coming with you. There is no way I'm gonna sit through another boring dinner and listen to Daru go on and on about shit I don't understand." I spoke up and walked over to stand beside my husband.

Everyone agreed and soon we all split up to go to our designated destination. Genie turned into a helicopter to fly through the desert and I sat inside as we flew.

"Traffic's pretty light out here in the wasteland. Temperatures will be in the hundreds. KGNE news time 3:37." Genie was saying as he flew. He soon changed back to normal though and landed on a rock formation, setting me down gently. "Nothing over there, or there, or there!"He grinned as he grew a head looking in a different direction every time he says "there".

The ground shook."But I think we've got something down there!" All of Genie's heads said once before the extra heads disappeared. Genie dove off the cliff head-first, and crashed into the ground, buried up to his legs. "Gotta work on my landing."

"Genie!" I laughed as I climbed down the cliff myself. The centipede went by, walking right over him. "What the heck was that?! That's a big centipede…" Genie exclaimed as I managed onto the ground.

Just as I touched down, Genie turned into a policeman and pulled the centipede over. I watched curiously as he pulled up in front of the mechanical bug. Mechanical?

"Okay, buddy, where's the fire?" Genie asked in a deep, masculine voice. The centipede stopped and then shot fire at Genie, burning him to ashes. I ran over to Genie and looked up at him from where I was.

"Is it hot or is it me?"Genie gasped before he changed back to his normal form. "Do you realize you're upsetting the delicate ecological balance of the desert?!"

The centipede's head opened up, revealing Mechanicles at the controls. "I know. It's part of my fiendish plot!" He grinned. My eyes widened in disbelief. Of course, I should've seen that coming myself though.

"Mechanicles!"Genie exclaimed before he turned into a reporter. "I'm here with Mechanicles, the mad inventor. Tell us about your latest diabolical scheme."

"Well, it starts with getting rid of a certain annoying genie!" He glanced down at me. "And capturing my future queen once more." I groaned.

"Really? Anyone I know?" Genie asked curiously before he was burned again. "Of course, you know, this means war." Genie growled as he turned into the terminator. "Two can play the giant robot game, Mechanicles!"He took out several giant guns and aimed them at Mechanicles.

"Wait!"Mechanicles shouted as he made the "time out" sign. Genie, in an Austrian accent, asked. "You give up?"

"No, I was just wondering, do you know how to get the ship out of this bottle?"Mechanicles asked as held up a ship in a bottle, and uncorked it.

"GENIE, NO!" I shouted, but it was too late.

"Sure, no problem!" He shrunk down and flew inside. "The trick is to get enough wind in your-" He didn't finish cause Mechanicles re-corked the bottle and grinned victoriously. "Gotcha!" He yelled while laughing.

"Oh, I can't believe I fell for the old ship in the bottle trick again!" Genie groaned in frustration while I shook my head in disbelief.

"Now it's your time, my dear." Mechanicles turned back to me as a huge net appeared and trapped me before dragging me aboard the ship. I groaned as I hung behind him, trapped like I had been the last time. "I really hate nets."

Mechanicles laughed."Now nothing will stand in the way of DOING THE DISHES! No, that can't be right." He said as he looked down at his to do list."Let's see… polish centipede, wax trash can… that's right! Nothing will stand in the way of burning Agrabah to the ground." He finished with an evil laughed. I shivered in fear.

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(Aladdin's POV)

"…I said, that which is everyone's business is no one's business." Daru droned as Iago nudged me and laughed politely. I thought the whole thing was ridiculous and made no sense, but I needed to prove to Jasmine that I was good at being cultured too.

"How very clever and amusing!" Iago laughed and everyone joined in, except for Jasmine, she looked annoyed. I was worried then, was I doing something wrong?

"Very amusing story, Daru… whatever it meant. Perhaps you will favor us with a joke?" The Sultan said as he laughed gleefully.

"I am but a humble businessman, not a humorist. Perhaps our young friend Aladdin will tell us one of his jokes?" Daru suggested, somewhat snidely.

"My jokes are but the threadbare jests of a threadbare jester." I replied, causing all of the guest to gasp, impressed by his change. Iago gave Abu a high-five.

"Oh brother."Jasmine muttered and I looked over at her in concern. However, my attention was turned to Daru as he spoke, "But, jesters do often prove wise men." He retorted casually.

"Even a fool when he holds his peace is counted wise!" I exclaimed carefully, and the guest all clapped.

"How sophisticated!" One of the guest told another, who nodded in agreement. I was happy everyone was impressed with my new attitude."Way to go, Al! I don't think anyone knew what that last one meant."Iago grinned.

That was when Jasmine grabbed me by my cape and dragged me outside into the garden. Abu following from behind. "Jas, Jas, Jas! The hair! The hair!" I exclaimed, not wanting it to get messed up after all the hard work I had done on it.

"Aren't you worried about Genie, and your sister? They should have been back by now!" Jasmine exclaimed in irritation and concern

"You're right. I'll send Carpet to look for him." I nodded in agreement. Jasmine whistled and Carpet flew straight to us. "We're all going."She stated in a final tone as she hopped onto him.

"Jasmine, fools rush in where-"I began another quote, but Jasmine cut me of as she pushed me onto Carpet. "Then we're going to be fools." She claimed as we flew off.

"Hey, what about Iago?"I asked and Carpet circled back around. Jasmine grabbed Iago and we finally flew off.

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(Kendra's POV)

"I'm bored, again. How much longer until we get to. . . somewhere?" I groaned. I had a huge head ache, I was tired, and I really had to pee!

"Soon, soon. We're very close to Agrabah now." Mechanicles grinned as he continued to drive the centipede.

I groaned again and rubbed circles on my head beside my eyes. This kid really needed to grow faster cause all these symptom were irritating. Because of this, I always seemed to have a headache, I seemed to worship the toilet now, whether it was to get sick, or pee! This child was jumping on my bladder or something.

"Haha, I wondered when they would be along." Mechanicles muttered to himself and the next thing I knew, a net like mine flew out and then came back in. I gasped when I saw my family inside, Jasmine, Aladdin, Abu, Iago, and Carpet.

"People might ask, why install a net?" Mechanicles grinned as everyone turned to face him. When the group exclaimed his name in surprise, I wanted to face palm.

"Honestly guys, how could no one have guessed it was him? A giant mechanical centipede traipsing towards Agrabah with the intention to destroy it? It's plenty self explanatory." I explained to my family. They all exchanged sheepish look.

"Buy more nets."Mechanicles muttered to himself as he wrote on his scroll.

"What have you done with Genie?!" Aladdin exclaimed. Mechanicles didn't even look at him as he gestured towards the ship in the bottle.

Genie, as a pirate, was saying to himself. "Arr, me hearties! Batten down the h-"Before he noticed he was being watched. He transformed to normal."Oh, hi, Al. Uh, he tricked me, sorry."

I snorted. Yep, the old ship in the bottle trick always seemed to get him. It was actually quite hilarious. Except when it got us all captured by a madman intent on destroying our home, my family, and force me into marriage,

"Say, nice hair, very cultured. How do you keep it from getting mussed?" Mechanicles said. I glanced over to see him standing beside the others and Aladdin was glaring at Iago.

"Oh, so it's my fault that you listened to me?" Iago sneered while everyone just rolled their eyes in annoyance.

"Nice of you to stop by. I hope you don't mind if I catch up on my ironing…"Mechanicles said as he took out an ironing board that opened up out of the wall. "…while I divulge my latest diabolical plan to impose order on the chaotic world." He finished.

"Uh, no, be our guest." Aladdin replied and the group as exchanged confusion looks. He had kidnapped us and was planning to destroy Agrabah, and he wanted to. . . iron?

"I hate wrinkles and bumps and things, don't you? They're so…" He shuddered."…they just plain give me the willies. Do you know how glass is made?" He asked, turning back to face us.

The others all mumbled that they don't know and I nodded. "Sand, it's made by melting sad." I replied as I rolled my eyes at my friends.

"Sand! Precisely. I like glass. It's so smooth and even. No bumps, no wrinkles. Oh, imagine you had a machine that could the entire desert into a smooth plane of glass." Mechanicles exclaimed while giving me an approving nod. I looked away, not noticing the disappointed look that came across his expression for a second.

"Let me get this straight: you're gonna iron the desert? " Iago asked, looking as incredulous as the rest of us looked and felt. Mechanicles nodded and said that that was correct. "Sure. Yeah. That'll work. Yeah. Good good good." Iago grumbled sarcastically.

"Observe."Mechanicles grinned before directing the centipede to shot fire at the said, melting it completely. It re-hardened into glass. My friends all gasped while I watched curiously. I knew it would happen, but it was still interesting to watch. I mean, have you ever seen sand turn into glass that quickly? Disney man, it messes with your head!

"Gee, I wish we had one of these things." Iago pointed out and I found myself agreeing with him. Though I wouldn't want it for destruction, it'd be fun to make my own glass.

"I can hardly wait till Daru sees it." Mechanicles grinned, which caught everyone's attention. That name sounded so familiar.

"Daru? Daru Tavelevil? The merchant?" I asked in surprised. Everyone one in our group were sharing confused looks.

"You know him?! Nice guy, hmm? Very cultured. Great hair. He's the merchant who sold me the iron to build this thing. Well, he wasn't too thrilled with my plan to destroy Agrabah, but he made a mint on the deal."Mechanicles answered with a smirk.

"Daru got rich selling out Agrabah!? Ooh, that jackal!" Jasmine exclaimed in anger. I couldn't help but share in her anger. I knew something was wrong with that man.

:Yeah, but think about all those jobs he created." Iago pointed out, causing Jas and I to glare at him. "What? What is it? Did I say something?"

"Oh, Mechanicles? I was wondering… How did you get the ship into that bottle?"Aladdin suddenly asked. I looked over curiously, wondering what Al was up to. Until it donned on me.

"Well I'm so glad you asked. I have been working on this for years! See, you don't build the ship and put it in, you build it inside, and-"Mechanicles was saying as he uncorked the bottle.

Genie flew out. "Way to go, Al!" Genie exclaimed and Mechanicles growled in anger. "Ugh! I cannot believe I fell for the old "how do you get the ship in the bottle" trick again!" Mechanicles growled as Genie freed us from the net.

They advanced on Mechanicles then, but I stayed back, knowing that fighting would be bad for the baby. I now had a tiny hill on my stomach and I planned to protect her. "Get 'im!" Aladdin commanded and the others were gleefully ready to do so.

Until Mechanicles pulled a lever, and they were ejected out of the centipede. And I was of course the only one left and became trapped in a net once more.

"People might ask, "why install an ejector panel?"" Mechanicles laughed as he wrote something on his list. "Replace ejector panel."

I noticed that Carpet and Genie caught the others before they hit the ground. I sighed in relief, good they were safe. I, however, was still captured. Whoopee.

"Now, to exact my revenge! But first I've got to get the wrinkles out of this tunic!"Mechanicles grinned while I sighed. This was gonna be a long trip.

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(Third POV)

Aladdin and the rest of the gang were flying away on Carpet. They knew Kendra was still on the Centipede, but they also knew she would want them to warn Agrabah before anything else. She'd be angry if they tried to rescue her and then got recaptured and Agrabah was destroyed.

"Look!"Jasmine shouted as pointed at the centipede, which was following them closely. "It's headed straight for Agrabah!"

"Gee, sure glad we didn't pay next month's rent." Iago grumbled sarcastically while everyone just watched it fearfully as it melted sand as it went.

The gang decided to land on a rock outcrop and discuss a plan. They watched it go by, angrily wondering what they were going to do to stop this thing. "Oh, I swear if it's the last thing I ever do, Daru is going to pay for betraying his people." Jasmine growled in anger.

"I can't believe I looked up to that guy! I thought he was so cultured!" Aladdin groaned in frustration. He didn't understand while he had been so blind about that guy. "Oh, it's okay, Aladdin. We were all taken in." Jasmine assured him.

"Yeah. You know, it amazes me how people fall for that Daru. He had even less charm than Aladdin… till I lent him the scroll and taught him the hair thing." Iago shrugged while everyone turned to glare at him. "Oh, again the staring! So it's my fault you guys are so gullible?!"

"That does it! It's time for me to quit listening to your stupid advice and do things my way!" Aladdin promised in anger.

"Aladdin, you take Carpet and warn Agrabah. We'll stay here and try to hold it off."Jasmine suggested as she watched the centipede get closer to her beloved kingdom.

"Look, why don't I go with Aladdin and round up the palace guards? I'm sure they-"Iago tried to say, but no one was paying him much mind. "There's no time for that. We'll have to handle this ourselves. Maybe we can trap it in the canyon." Aladdin suggested.

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A little while later, the group was standing behind a bunch of rocks, waiting patiently for Mechanicles to get close enough. When they saw that he was, they got into position. "Huh, a few boulders oughta put a dent in Mechanicles' plan." Aladdin grinned as the group began to try to push the boulders off the edge.

Everyone, that is, except for Genie. He was on the wrong side and everyone noticed. Aladdin looked at the genie, annoyed. "Genie? Why don't you try pushing the other way?" He advised.

"Oops, my mistake." Genie grinned sheepishly before he flew over to the second boulder and started to try and push it over the edge.

Carpet tried to use himself as a lever to move it and Genie then turned himself into a jack and lifted the boulder that way. Both teams managed to push the rocks off the cliff at the same time. Abu almost fell, but Iago caught him. The rock fell down onto the centipede, breaking it into segments.

Iago turned and whispered to Abu. "That was close, pal." Abu thanked and him and they hugged, until Iago realized he was being watched. "I mean, that was close, you squalid flea-bitten monkey!" He exclaimed in anger.

"Why you…" Abu growled as he started punching at Iago. Soon, however, Aladdin gestured for them to come on and they flew to the bottom of the cliff to look at the broken centipede.

"We did it!"Aladdin exclaimed, completely forgetting that Kendra was in one of those things somewhere.

Genie, as a referee, announced. "The winner and still champion, Aladdin!" Everyone began to cheer until the noticed the centipede segments stand up and start moving, independent of each other. "Uh, maybe we should hold off the victory party." Genie suggested, back to his regular self.

A compartment on one of the segments opened up, revealing a flamethrower like the one on the centipede's head. It shot fire at the gang, who ducked out of the way in time.

"Okay, tin man! Meet your worst nightmare!" Genie growled as he turned himself into a giant wrench with legs and ran at one of the robots. He tripped on a rock and flew through the air, getting stuck in a hole in the robot that steam has been escaping from. Pressure built up, and the robot exploded, sending Genie flying again. The others hid behind a rock from the flying debris before they went to Genie, who has landed nearby, and still has a piece of metal stuck around his waist.

"Sorry, Al. Guess I blew it." Genie sighed before he looked at his waist. "Say! This could be a good look for me!" He grinned. "Wait until Kendra see's!

"Genie! You just figured out how stop those things!" Aladdin grinned and Genie's head turned into a giant grinning mouth.

Aladdin picked up a rock and said, "Come on, everybody, let's plug up those pipes!"

"Wait, what about Kendra? She should be around here somewhere." Jasmine pointed out and everyone froze for a minute in realization.

"Well, I have a feeling she'd be in the one with Mechanicles in it and I don't see that one here. I think it'd be safe." Aladdin out and everyone nodded in agreement.

Genie began spinning a rock on his finger. "It's show time!" He smirked before turning into a basketball player. He dribbled the rock like a basketball, before slam-dunking it into the exhaust pipe of another robot, which explodes. He then blew up two more robots the same way. Abu loaded a bunch of rocks onto Carpet and they flew off. Iago struggles to lift one rock by himself."Help me with this, I've got a bad back!"Iago groaned.

Flying by on Carpet, Abu plugged up three robots in a row, then they got away before they exploded. All the centipede segments were now destroyed. Seeing this, everyone celebrated, except Iago who was still trying to lift his rock. "Ooh, I almost got it!"

"Iago, you can stop now!" Aladdin laughed, enjoying the victory they just had."Uh, I don't want to sound pessimistic, but where's Mechanicles? And Kendra?" Jasmine asked as she looked around in confusion.

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(Kendra's POV)

After a little bit of a rough spot, and my rough spot, I mean being buried by a bunch of rubble, I was finally able to free myself from the netting. This went unnoticed by Mechanicles though, which was a good thing. He was too busy trying to fly the thing out of all the rubble.

Soon, we did manage to get out of it and we began to hover in the sky, the centipede had flapping metal wings on either side of it.

"People might ask, "why put retractable bat wings on the head?"" Mechanicles laughed and pulled a lever, and a cannon emerged from the machine."Well, you intellectually deficient rapscallions! Prepare to meet your doom!" He began to cackles, yes cackle, gleefully.

And then something hit the top of the cannon, sending the machine dropping to the ground, nose first. Mechanicles and I were is flipped upside-down and I rolled onto the ground and landed on top of him. He smirked as I quickly got up and away. As he tried to right himself, he accidentally pulled the lever that fires the cannon.

The machine was shot backwards over the horizon, we went flying. Eventually it landed in a frozen wasteland. The hatch opened up, and Mechanicles and I stepped out, thankfully unharmed.

"People might ask, "why install seat belts?" and I might ask…" We fell into the snow. "Ooh, why didn't I pack a coat or something?!" He groaned.

I nodded in agreement. "Yeah, coats would've been nice." I agreed. "However, when I left home this morning, I didn't think I'd be sent to some frozen tundra in the middle of no where." I growled.

And that was when something pretty amazing happened. Two coats appeared on both of our bodies, completely out of no where.

"Oh my! That is pretty epic. Did you do that, little girl?" I cooed to my stomach while Mechanicles looked at his jacket in awe.

"How did that happen?"

I chuckled. "I thought you're superior brain could figure that out. I'm married to a Genie remember? I'm having his kid. So it's only naturally she has magical powers too." I explained with a shrug.

"Fascinating!"He grinned and I once again nodded. And that was when it donned on me that I was having a casually talk with a man who had just tried to burn down Agrabah and who kept me in a net. I looked away.

"Hey, little girl? If you can hear me, you should use your magical powers to take mommy home. She's cold."I shivered.

"And her friend too!" Mechanicles exclaimed and I shot him a glare. He wasn't my friend by a long shot.

I was happy though when I was suddenly surrounded by a blue mist that I knew was my daughter's doing. " Bye Mechanicles!" I giggled before the ice land disappeared and I was back in the desert, ten feet from the others.

"Hey guys! What's up?" I asked and everyone whipped around in surprise.

"Kendra! You're here! But how? And why are you wearing a jacket? What's going on?"Genie asked, concern all over his facial expression.

"Calm down, my love, everything is fine. I just spent a few minutes in a frozen tundra is all. Our amazing daughter made this coat appear on me before she brought me home." I grinned and rubbed my tummy.

His eyes lit up as he flew over to me and put one of his hands over my own. "Thank you, baby girl, for bringing your momma back to me." He whispered as he looked deeply into my eyes. I grinned happy.

I reached up and kissed him with all the passion I could muster. To which he returned just as happy and as passionate as I did. Man, could this guy get anymore perfect?

"I love you, Genie." I said when we finally pulled away. He chuckled and hugged me tightly. "I love you too, Kendra. I love both of my girls."

I chuckled again before leaving his side reluctantly to go and greet everyone else. After we shared our tear filled hello's and welcome backs, we began our trip home.

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The next morning, we all gathered around cheerfully to watch Daru, whose clothes and hair were disheveled, pushing a cart and picking up pieces of the broken centipede. "Come on, you worthless slacker! You sold this iron, and you're going to clean it up! Now move!" Rasoul growled while I chuckled in amusement. The jerk deserved it. "Oh, what about my nails?!" Daru groaned

"Daru's working much faster than I expected." Jasmine hummed. Aladdin nodded."Yeah, at this rate he should be done in, oh, ten or fifteen years?" He grinned and Jasmine giggled in agreement.

"Will you just leave me alone?" I heard Iago growl. I turned to see him and Genie. Genie was reading from the Scroll of Witty Quotations. "Here is it! "Will you just leave me alone?" Wow, this is really weird." Genie nodded in disbelief.

"But, how can everything I say be on the scroll?" Iago asked in annoyance. I walked over curiously to see what was going on.

Genie pointed at the scroll. "Look! "But how can everything…"" Genie began to read all of Iago's lines from the scroll as Iago says them.

"This is the stupidest… I've never heard of anything so preposterous! How can everything I say be stuff some stupid joker put down on paper? This is awful! Have I no free will?! Stop reading that thing!"

I laughed as Iago walked away as quickly as he could, mumbling insults in irritation. Genie kept repeating everything he say so nonchalantly that it was hilarious. I guess it's just another normal ending to another normal day her in Agrabah.

And it's over. No witty comments today. I'm too tired to do them and need to go to bed. So goodnight all you children and none children and somewhere in between. It was nice meetin you. Please ARF okay? BYE!