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Last Time

"Stop Nami! I can't swim!" said Luffy.

"I know that! That's why I'm doing this!" yelled Nami.

Zoro laughed at their antics while Naruto chuckled to himself.

After a couple of minutes Nami stopped trying to dunk Luffy.

"Hey who are they?" Luffy asked pointing at the three other people in Naruto's boat.

Naruto smirked and said "They're Undead like me only weaker and not as handsome."

The Undead looked at Naruto as if they were saying "We're not that weak."

Jo then went over to Naruto and smacked him upside his head. "Who are you calling weak? Besides I don't think you're that good looking."

Jo then leaped into the air, flipped over Luffy and Zoro's boat and landed safely on Nami's boat without rocking said boat.

Nami looked at Naruto and said "What is an undead exactly?"

Naruto smiled and said "It started in the beginning when God created this world along with these 53 creatures called the Undead. Each Undead was based off an animal and given a special ability to call its own. Each of them was immortal and made especially for fighting. The Undead quickly put themselves in a war called the Battle Game. Each Undead fought to be the last one standing. The winner would have their children and descendants become the dominant species of the world."

Naruto then pulled out the 2 of Hearts and showed it to the three pirates. "Thankfully in the end...it was the Human Undead who preveiled. Afterwards the undead were sealed into a stone"

Jo scoffed at Naruto and said "I don't know why you're thankful after all you're no longer human."

"No longer human?" Nami asked

"I'll explain later. Now 10,000 years later..." he began

"This story's boring." Luffy whined.

Naruto suddenly felt a headache coming his way.

"Humans wanted the secret of immortality. They found the stone containing the undead. I don't know the whole story but shit happened and most of the undead were unsealed and restarted the Battle Game. Humans then built special devices to fight and reseal the undead. For some reason or another they made the devices into belt buckles." Naruto said holding up the Leangle buckle plus two other buckles.

"They managed to real almost all of the Undead. However when it came to the last Undead it became a problem." Naruto said as he remembered the story he was told. This particular undead was the 53rd Undead, The Black Joker. It was said that if he won the Battle Game then everything would reset. I think that's how he put it. Anyways..."

"Is there a point to this?" Luffy said angering Naruto.

"Luffy look at me for a second." Naruto said in sickeningly sweet voice.

Luffy turned and was grabbed by the neck and forced to look at Naruto straight in the eyes which were no longer blue but solid blood red.

"I don't care if you you ate the Gum Gum fruit or even the Gum Gum tree, interrupt me again and there will be a hole in your head the size of my fist. Got it?" Naruto growled

"Yeah." Luffy said becoming a little freaked out.

Naruto let him go, took a few deep breaths, and calmed down. "I'm all right you three. Don't have to worry about 'him' showing up." he said as the three young pirates noticed Naruto's companions had gone into battle stances.

The undead relaxed but were still cautious.

"Where was I? Oh yeah the Black Joker was the last Undead but during this new Battle he sealed up the human undead and used it to have a human form. With it I guess he gained a soul and didn't want humanity to be destroyed. He also gained a friend in one of the humans who wore the buckles to seal the undead. When they fought their last battle against each other the human used so much of the sealed undeads' power he became an undead himself, The Navy Joker."

"You mean there's an immortal monster in the marines?" Nami asked with fear in her voice.

"Navy as in the color Navy which is a light blue I believe. Any way when that happened the Battle Game was put into a deadlock. And the rest of the sealed undead were protected by those who had gone and sealed them one of which was my ancestor. Fast forward 2000 years later as the last survivor of my family I found the sealed undead and used them to defeat an evil person and in turn sacrificed my humanity thus becoming... and this is my official title, Crimson Joker Undead the 55th Existence." Naruto said with an air of arrogance.

"Why do you call yourself the 'Red' Joker then?" Nami asked.

"Cause it sounds more pirate-sounding. That's not the point. The point is that I'm immortal and I'm one of the most feared pirates in history. Hold on... if Luffy wants to be King of the Pirates then how come he's never heard of me. Shanks should have told him about me when he made him his apprentice." Naruto said not understanding.

"Shanks never made me his apprentence whatever that is." Luffy said.

Naruto's eye twitched before he asked "Were you anyone's apprentice before you set out on your own."

"No I wasn't." Luffy with a smile.

"You went out to sea without any real training and decided to go after One Piece?" Naruto asked as his eye twitched again and again.

"Yep!"

Naruto smacked Luffy upside his head so hard his neck stretched 10 feet in one direction and then in the other.

"No wonder you were in a cage. You're an idiot. And the next time I see Shanks I'm gonna take the gift I gave him and shove it up his ass." Naruto said

"Gift?"

"Yeah I ran into him almost 10 years ago and saw he lost an arm. He told me he lost it saving a friend and it moved me. So I gave him something special. He doesn't let people see it though. Likes to keep his enemies in the dark." Naruto said not noticing Luffy suddenly looking sad.

"How exactly did you find the undead if you were the only survivor of your family?" Zoro suddenly asked as he looked like he'd fallen asleep.

"That's a secret." Naruto said looking smug.

"Not gonna tell them your dead mother told you from inside your own mind?" a deep voice said from inside Naruto's head said.

'Look who finally woke up eh furball.' Naruto said to the voice in his head.

"I heard something about shoving stuff up Shanks's ass and I got curious. Decided you like men than women huh." the voice said with a chuckle.

'Shut it you stupid fox and listen.' Naruto said to his demonic tenant as he quickly told the details of what happened in the past few hours.

"Well if that the case then you know what you should do." The fox said.

'Yeah well I ain't doing it in these small ass boats.' Naruto said he noticed that Luffy was trying to get his attention.

"What Luffy?" Naruto asked.

"What exactly did you give Shanks?" Luffy asked.

"Well since you asked so nicely I'll tell you. It's...a secret." Naruto said laughing at Luffy gobsmacked face.

Naruto was then poked at by Shima who pointed at a island they were approaching.

'Good. Hopefully we can get a bigger boat. After that..." Naruto thought as he looked at Luffy. 'He reminds me so much of not only myself when I was mortal but he reminds me of him...maybe he is the one who can do it."

Sorry I took so long. I got writers block. Hopefully I can get back to regular updates with this.