Pokémon Sun and Moon are coming soon! ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN! CHOO-CHOO!

Over in Regirock's living room, Regirock and Porygon were sitting in chairs face-to-face with each other.

"I have to say, Mr. Regirock." began Porygon, trying to start conversation. "Your house is rather nice."

"Please, call me just Regirock. And I would say it looks nice, but most of the time it looks like crap to me."

"No! Not at all!" Porygon countered. "What makes you say that?"

"Because I used to feel like that about myself until my brothers helped me think otherwise."

"Why was that?" Porygon was confused.

"It happened when my brothers and I were growing up," Regirock began. "I was the smart one, Registeel was the athletic one, and Regice was the fun one. So I wasn't very popular in school as you may guess."

"Wait, why do legendary Pokémon even need to go to school? Why did they even go to school? How was Arceus in the first grade once? In fact, does anything in the story make any sense like at all?"

"SHUT UP, IT'S A FANFICTION, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE. Anyway, it all started back in high school..." Flashback to Regirock, Regice, and Registeel as teens at the high school known as Legendary High (yeah, I'm running out of ideas, so I'm putting the legendaries in high school. You're welcome), where they were just hanging around by a wall at school. Regice was playing on a Gameboy and wore a baseball cap backwards, Registeel was wearing a football uniform and twirling a football on his hand...things or whatever they are, and Regirock was studying his math textbook (it's a parody. Don't question the anachronisms. Plus, they're legendary so they can do anything). "We were hanging around minding our own business, and there we saw them." Suddenly all the legendaries began swooning over three female legendary Pokémon. They were Meloetta, their leader, and her two lackeys, Cresselia and Diancie, left and right respectively. "Meloetta, the head cheerleader and most beautiful girl in school appeared to be heading right towards us."

"I get the one on the left!" said Regice.

"I get the one on the right!" said Registeel.

"What about Meloetta? I thought both of you had a crush on her!" said Regirock.

"She's way above our league," said Registeel. "But you feel free to ask her out."

"As soon as Registeel and Regice left with the two girl," Regirock continued narrating. "It was my time to shine. I approached her, nervous, but I kept saying to myself that she was attracted to freakish, braille-faced rock monsters, which of course wasn't true but it still gave me some hope. Finally, I reached her."

"Meloetta..." Young Regirock began. "Will you...go on a date with me?"

"YOU?!" She spat. "Why would I want to go out with some freakish braille-faced geek?!"

"Yo, Meloetta!" said a voice familiar to Regirock. It was Volcanion, the star quarterback. "Is this nerd bothering you?"

"Yes, Volcanion," answered Meloetta. "Use your fire and water powers on him for me."

Volcanion began shooting fire and water at Regirock. Everyone was laughing as Regirock sadly limped away all the way back to his home in Buried Relic. Regigigas was standing at the front door.

"Hello, Regirock!" he greeted.

"Hi, Dad," said Regirock.

"Why are you looking so down in the dumps?"

"Oh, I just got rejected by a girl."

"Don't worry. She'll regret it eventually. Because I know you got a bright future already ahead of you."

"Thanks, Dad." said Regirock.

"That's why I cared about my father so much. He was always there for me during the toughest of times. So I decided to go in the living room and watch some Prehistory Channel, until I saw something in there I'd never though I'd see."

To his surprise, Registeel and Regice were there as well, appearing forlorn on the couch.

"Why are you two here?" Regirock asked. "I though you went on dates with Cresselia and Diancie."

"Cresselia rejected me as soon as she saw a Rampardos that was way hotter than me," said Regice.

"And Diancie ditched me when she saw an Aerodactyl that had a way cooler Chevy than me." said Registeel.

"Aww, I'm sorry," Regirock said sympathetically to his brothers.

"It's cool," said Regice. "They weren't worth our time anyway."

"I can't believe I ever had a crush on Meloetta," Regirock mentioned. "Given that she rather go out with a jerk like Volcanion then someone actually intelligent who treats women with respect."

"Well, if you ask us, you're way cooler than Volcanion," said Regice.

"You're just saying that," mumbled Regirock.

"No, we're dead serious," said Registeel. "We actually think you're way cooler than Volcanion. That guy's a total poser. He's only on the football team not because he likes the sport, but because he wants to get more chicks."

"Plus, he looks like a giant pacifier." said Regice.

"Thanks, guys, for cheering me up. You truly are the best."

"No, prob," said Registeel.

"That's when I decided," continued Regirock as we faded back to present day. "That I was going to look out for my brothers and try to help them become more mature like me. Unfortunately, that didn't work out real well."

"Interesting," said Porygon.

"Y'know," Regirock continued. "Perhaps I was being a bit too hard on them. I should unground them and give them another chance."

"That's nice and all but I want to know what kind of treasure you have," declared Porygon.

"Well, even though I've only known you for fifteen minutes, you're the only one that was willing to listen to my story, so I don't see why not."

Regirock lead Porygon into his bedroom, where there, the colorful, triangle-shaped stones were located, sitting in glass displays, each shining in a colorful array of red, blue, and gray.

"Wow..." Porygon stared in awe.

"I know, right? I don't know what they do when you put them together; I never bothered to find out. But I have a feeling it might be something incredible."

"Uh, Regirock? I think you forgot to water your chrysanthemums."

"What?! Why didn't Registeel remind me?!" He began to leave the room, but stopped when he realized something. "Wait a minute...this weather is too humid to even support chrysanthemums!" He turned around and gasped when he saw that the stones where missing.

"F*CK! Dad's gonna kill me!"

"Haha!" Registeel pointed out as he barged into the room. "Five dollars to the swear jar!"

"Shut up, Registeel," Regirock grumbled.

By the way, I have nothing against Volcanion (in fact, I think it's awesome that we finally have a Fire/Water-type Pokemon after six whole generations). I just thought he looked like a giant pacifier the more I looked at his design and thought it would be funny to mention that XD

Yes, the legendaries were in high school at one point and Gameboys and Chevys existed in prehistoric times. It's supposed to be a goofy story written for fun, so try not to dig too deep into it.