"Ok guys listen carefully because toni-"
"Boring" Russell interrupted.
"You shut the fuck up or I'll show my size 13 up your ass! Now tonight we nee-"
"Boring" Russell said.
"God damn it shut the hell up!"
"Boring"
"You're enjoying this aren't you?" Justin said as he climbed out of the ring a few seconds passed
"Boring." At this point a shit load of paint fell on the ring.
"See this is what I was trying to explain. Punk ass bitch."
"Boring."
"Dude maybe you guys should go get changed. Bridge, E come with me and I'll help you get changed." Justin said with a smirk. They crawled under the ring and came out about 15 minutes later, Bridge and E dressed in nothing but 2 piece bikinis.
"OK so here's whats going on tonight. It's gonna be Izzy and Katie in the I quit match, me and Russell vs Punk and Gallows, then Roku vs Asheel vs Sean in a ladder match to determine the number one contender for the world title, and finally Seth, John Gorilla, John Panda, and Bridgette defending their respective titles against Baretta, Croft, Ryder, and Lilyyan. So Katie, Izz, Roku will be the referee for your match, while the Johns will commentate" Everyone except the 3 of them left the ring and the match started. Izzy charged at her sister, but Katie dodged her and when Izzy turned around, Katie hit her with a heel kick to the side of her head. Izzy fell to the ground and her sister took this as an opportunity to run outside and grab a chair. She got on the apron with it, but Izzy superkicked it in her face, and Katie fell onto the ground. Izzy got outside, and got onto the guard barrier. She waited til Katie started to stand, then ran on the barrier and attempted a cross body, but Katie powerslammed her on the ramp. Katie grabbed the mic from Roku.
"Say the words."
"Kiss my ass", Izzy said as she poked Katie in the eye. Katie stumbled a bit and Izzy shoved her into the ring post. Katie fell against it and Izzy attempted to splash her against it, but Katie moved at the last second and Izzy ran into it. Katie grabbed the chair she dropped, and attempted to whack Izz, but she moved and Katie started shaking her hands in pain, which left her open for the inverted impaler ddt. Izzy placed her against the ring post, then handcuffed her to it, and picked up the chair and the mic.
"Now come on, you know what to say."
"Yeah I do." Katie spit in Izz's eye. Izz wiped it from her eye, then prepared to swing the chair, but the out of nowhere, Rey Mysterio came out of the crowd, jumped on the apron ran, and hit Izz with the hurricarana, before uncuffing Katie. Katie shock his hand, but then as Rey walked away, Katie attacked him from behing, yelling about not needing help. However since she was distracted, she didn't see her big sis had grabbed a ladder, and was oblivious til Izz cracked her in the back, then after she collapsed, slammed it on her. Katie rolled out from under it, and Izz opened it, then rolled her in between the two sections of the ladder. She ran back to the ring and grabbed the fallen chair, then closed the ladder ever so softly, then stared hitting it with the chair, while Katie yelled in pain. She took the microphone, then got on the barrier.
"Baby sis, this is your last chance." Then she tossed the microphone onto the ladder.
"OK you win, I QUIT." Izz looked happy, then jumped off the barrier onto the ladder, squashing her sister. As she was getting up the titantron came on and Bridgette was on it.
"Congratulations, but you are not the next #1 contender. That privilege belongs to Justin's twin sister Justine. So that means next week I face her, then you fight one of us." Izz got pissed and Panda remarked that it was probably someone's time of the month. Izz unfortunately heard this and ran back into the ring, ran to the far turnbuckle, and jumped from the top hitting Panda with a spinning heel kick, but she crashed through the table. EMTs came and collected the sisters and helped them to the back.
CAMERA TRANSITION
You see Justin in the back with Russell
"Dude, why didn't you ever tell us you had a twin?"
"Me and her haven't exactly seen eye to eye. But that's not important. What is important is that we need to focus on our tag match. Dude if we ain't careful the straight edge leader is gonna bury the students. But I feel that its time for the students to become the teachers." He said as he finished lacing up his boot. He clapped Russell on the shoulder and they walked out of the room.
"Introducing first at a combined weight of 415 Justin The Ram and Russell The TitanWolf." The homies came out to Modest by Peroxwhy?gen. Russell was wearing trunks while Justin was wearing his signature half tights half trunks, with his sunglasses. They got into the ring and Justin grabbed a mic.
"Punk, last week you came out to try and save us. But then after we pulled off a big win, you stabbed us in the back. We accepted you into our lives and this is how you treat us. I don't care that you kicked Russ in the head, but hitting me with the GTS, that's where I got mad. My thing is you hit me you die, you hit Russell, good for you. So get you straight edge bitch ass out here, and accept your extreme ass kicking, because this match is going to be the first ever tag team last man standing match." The song the fire burns plays and Punk and Gallows came out.
"Kids, you're playing with fire, so you better watch it because now you're gonna get burned."
"Punk, if there's one thing I know about its fire. Now get in here, or we'll come and get you." Punk and Gallows slowly made their way to the ring, then Justin ran and dived over the top rope onto the both of them. Russell followed suite, but landed on everyone. He and Justin got up and Justin started wailing on Punk, while Russell took Gallows. This one on one didn't last long, because Punk kicked Justin upside the head, and they both started to attack Russell, til Justin got up and grabbed a kendo stick from under the ring and low blowed Punk with it, then cracked Gallows in the gut, and hit a single knee face buster. Gallows stumbled a bit and Justin hit him with a kick in the gut, then Russ superkicked him, then they hit a enzuguri, superkick combo that dropped Gallows. They rolled Gallows into the ring and Ram went under the ring and grabbed a table. They sat it up, and Punk came back in and threw Justin out of the ring and they set Russell in the corner, to superplex Russ through the table, but Justin got in the opposite turnbuckle and jumped through the table, and Russell was just superplexed. Justin grabbed the ropes and attempted to stand but Punk grabbed him and hit him with the GTS. Justin fell to the ring, and Gallows grabbed him and hit him with the 12 steps. Russell attempted to drop them, but Punk used a pair of brass knuckles on him. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 "Winners of this match, CM Punk and Luke Gallows." Punk picked up a mic.
"Why can't you 2 see? I'm trying to help you, I'm trying to prove your loyalty. The question is, do you still trust me? You'll find me in the back when you can walk again." Gorilla and Panda got in the ring and helped them to their dressing room.
The following match is a triple threat ladder match, in which the winner will be the number 1 contender for the world title. Introducing first, born and raised in Manhattan New York, Asheel Jericho. From Gainesville Georgia, Sean Styles, and finally from Hollywood Florida, Roku Ziggler. The match started with Sean and Asheel going at each other while Roku went outside and grabbed a ladder. He slid it into the ring, and when he picked it up, Asheel and Sean dropkicked it into him. They grabbed the ladder and set it up, then grabbed Roku and threw him into the holding section of the ladder, and it broke, and made Roku bleed. He rolled out of the ring and laid on the ground. Asheel kicked Sean in the back of the head, then started climbing the broken ladder, which surprisingly held, then Sean got on it, but they were busy trying to take down the contract, they didn't see that Roku had grabbed another ladder. He tossed his ladder over the top rope, then dropkicked both sides of the ladder, which fell. Sean got caught throat first on the ropes, while Asheel got racked on the top rope. Roku set his ladder up and slowly climbed it, and grabbed the contract. "Winner and #1contendor for the World Title, Roku."
CAMERA TRANSITION
You see Punk, Gallows, Justin, and Russell all in Ram's dressing room.
"Look, that was awesome, and if this is all part of your way to prove our loyalty, then in my opinion, consider it proved." Justin said as he and Russell stuck their hands out and the Straight Edge leader and his right hand man shook them.
MAIN EVENT
The following match is an 8 person intergender tag with the winning team being Women's, Tag, and World Heavyweight Champions. Introducing first, accomponied by Rosa Mendas, Zach Ryder, Trent Baretta, Caylen Croft, and Lilyyan The Rabid Rabbit. And their opponets, the Women's Champion Bridgette, the Tag Team Champions, John the Gorilla, and Seth the Anaconda, and the World Heavyweight Champion John the Panda. The match started out as Panda took on Baretta. He had Baretta in a headlock, but Baretta pushed him off using the ropes, then as he came back, Baretta drop kicked him, then crawled into the cover, but Panda kicked out at 1. Baretta picked him up and tagged in Croft. Baretta dropped Panda then Croft jumped over the top rope, then kicked Panda in the face. He got on the top rope and attempted a splash, but Panda rolled out of the way and over to his own side, then Bridgette tagged herself in and ran at Croft and drop kicked him in the face. She bounced off the ropes and hit him with a lionsault, then repeatedly elbow dropped him. She went for the cover, but she only got a 2 count. She threw him into her corner, then shoulder blocked him, then tagged in Seth, who hit Croft with a snap mare, then ran and hit him with a crack em in da mouth (Low angle running boot to the mouth). He went for a cover, but Croft grabbed the rope. Seth picked him up, and Croft hit him with a cutter then crawled to his corner and tagged in Ryder. Seth was on his side, and Bridgette slapped him on the shoulder, then ran and speared Zach to the ground. She started punching on him, then went for a cover, but Lilyyan got in and broke it up. Bridgette shoved her to the ground and she grabbed her ankle and as the ref tried to help her out, Rosa got in the ring and sprayed hairspray in Bridgette's eyes and it left Bridge open for the Zach Attack. Lilyyan got out of the ring and Croft and Baretta ran across the ring and dropped the last three members of the Filthy Animals and Zach covered Bridgette. 1 2 3 "Winners and champions, Zach Ryder, Caylen Croft, Trent Baretta, and Lilyyan The Rabid Rabbit." The song you look so good to me played and some woman that looked like Justin came down from the rafters with a bat and started hitting the new champions with it til they ran. The woman picked up a mic.
"I am Justine, Justin's twin sister. And next week it will be me, Roku, Panda and Russell vs you guys for the titles." She said as she threw her mic at them.