Em: SORRY! I have been lazy...But let's get on with this anyway...

Zakuro: Em does not own Tokyo Mew Mew.

Emerald: ...You just did something without being asked...

Zakuro: Pudding fed me too much sugar and I turned over a new leaf!! Just for this chapter though...

Em: Cool this should be fun. Good Pudding!

Zakuro: I'm bored –Morphs- I'm a wolf now! –Unmorphs- Now I'm a girl –Morphs- Now a wolf –Unmorphs- Now a girl –Morphs- Wolf –Unmorphs- Girl –Mor- WOLFGIRL –phs-

Em: She's overdone it. Exactly how much sugar did you feed her Pudding??

Pudding: Every single cake that Keiichiro made. He doesn't know yet.

Keiichiro: ICHIGO!!

Ichigo: What? Why me?

Toffee: I left a note saying Nice cakes Keiichiro! Yum! Love Ichigo x x x

Ichigo: I HATE YOU ALL!

Keiichiro: -Chases Ichigo with knife- I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!

Zakuro: REVIEWS! This one is what MikaTheCatHanyou is saying. She says this. She reviewed. La De Da!

Im in a good mood. (kisses Kish)
Kish: (kisses him and a cheetah demon pops up) Oh this is my new demon Spots. Her and Blades get along REAL good.
Ichigo: I hate u.
Toffee: After what u said, of course ur awesome. Can I see those romantic videos u made of me and Kish?
Lettuce: PLZ ACT NORMAL! I h8 it when ur tough. Kiss Pai.
Pai: Date Lettuce or bad things will happen. (lightning strikes) MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

IM in a real happy mood. Yeah and Kish ur probably wondering who gave me Spots. Well..Um..Naruto gave her.. to me. EM DONT LET HIM KILL NARUTO! Naruto has been my best friend since we were 6. Oh and while ur at it, Kish dont read Ask the Mew Mews 2 by my Onee-chan. It will probably only make matters worse. BYE! (runs off before Kish loses it)
Mika-chan who is really sorry

Kish: That's nice! –Kisses back- AAGH! Good Spots! ...

Em: Lets bring in ... Team 7! No Kakashii though, his hairstyle freaks me out.

Naruto: Mika-Chan!

Mika: Naru-kun! –See's Kish- Umm...

Sakura: Hii!

Toffee: ITS A PINKIE! GET HER ONEE-CHAN!

Mika+Toffee: DIE PINKIE! –chases Sakura with mallet and paper fan-

Sasuke: ...

Mika: Hi Sas-u-GAY!



Em: Bye Team 7! –poofs them away-

Ichigo: -Still being chased by Keiichiro- I KNOW!

Toffee: Um...Ok! Cool... –Hands videos over-

Lettuce: DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO-Oh ok of course Mika-chan what would you like me to do?

Mika: Make Keiichiro a new cake!

Lettuce: Of course. –Makes cake-

Pai: I am! AAGGHHH! I HATE LIGHTNING!!

Kish: ...Em?

Em: No.

Kish: Fine. I hate you.

Em: Then read the review.

Kish: No. –sulks-

Em: Do it.

Kish: Bla Bla Bla I hate you leave me alone!

Em: I'll take away LollyPop!

Kish: NO! Fine...This is from LXP 4ever.

No, i'm not trying to break you and Pai up, i'm sorry, so sorry Lettuce.

Lettuce: Um...it's nice to see you, stick up for yourself but couldn't you calm down a little bit.

Keiichiro: Take Zakuro on a date

Zakuro: Kiss Keiichiro

Pai: If I hurt your Lettuce's feelings, please don't hurt me. I'm so sorry, if I did! I didn't mean to!

Ryou: Tell Mint you love her and see what happens

Masaya & Kish: Fight over your beloved Ichigo

Yubin: Call Tart a midget and take Pudding on a date

Tart: Give Yubin a piece of your mind

Deep Blue: Bow down to your master Kish and be kind

Toffee: Uh...who's LollyPop?

Em: Oh it's just his cuddly wuddly pinky winky smoochie woochy dolly wolly!

Everyone: ...

Kish: EM I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU BLABBED! BLABBER!

Toffee: Kish also has a Mika shrine.



Meg: He what?

Mika: Aww...how sweet! Thank you Kish! –Kisses Kish-

Masaya: Yeah and he keeps an album of musicals!

Kish: Masaya you-...

Em: Everyone?

Ichigo: Mew Mew Strawberry. METAMORPHOSIS! Strawberry Bell! RIBBON STRAWBERRY SUPRISE!

Mint: Mew Mew Mint. METAMORPHOSIS! Mint Arrow! RIBBON MINTO ECHO!

Lettuce: Mew Mew Lettuce. METAMORPHOSIS! Lettuce Castanets! RIBBON LETTUCE RUSH!

Pudding: Mew Mew Pudding. METAMORPHOSIS! Pudding Ring! RIBBON PUDDING RING INFERNO!

Toffee: Mew Mew Toffe! METAMORPHOSIS! Toffee Rod! RIBBON TOFFEE STICK!

Zakuro: Mew Mew- Wait. I like you! -Kisses Masaya- Oh well! Zakuro! METAMORPHOSIS! Zakuro Spear! RIBBON ZAKURO SPEAR!

Masaya: AAGGHH!

Kish: Thanks guys! Em and Toffee. I forgive you. Now for Masaya...Tart? Pai?

Kish+Tart+Pai: CHARGE!

Lettuce: You too but I gotta go I'm in the middle of KILLING FOR REASONS UNKNOWN

Keiichiro: Zakuro?

Zakuro: ...Ok. –Kisses Keiichiro-

Keiichiro+Zakuro: -Go to Indian resteraunt-

Zakuro: BYE MASAYA! LIKE FOREVER!

Masaya: I get attacked and dumped? Well...I suppose it's one of my best days.

Pai: Fine.

-This is what happens if Ryou tells Mint that he loves her-

Ryou: Mint...I love you.

Fred the Hobo: A SECOND AFTER WE DIVORCE? WERE YOU JUST WAITING FOR IT YOU PONCY OH I AM SO GREAT RYOU? WERE YOU? WERE YOU?

Mint: Ryou, I will take your comments into serious consideration, but I am afraid that having just come out of a divorce at only twelve years of age, I am sorry to say that I may not be able to respond to your actions as I do not feel the same way. I am sorry but I think that I am still in love with Fred. –Kisses Fred-

Fred: I knew it!! HOBO DANCE! –Does Hobo Dance-

Ryou: Well...that was strange, and a little embarrassing but I've had worse and now that that's all cleared up-

Toffee: -.- Ryou... –twitch- WTH was that –twitch- all about?



Ryou: I don't know... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!

Toffee: FRED, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU TO HIM!!

Fred: -Still Dancing-

Toffee: ... Beware of me, Fred the Hobo... OR SHOULD I SAY GARY!

Everyone: -.-'... Toffee his name is Fred...

Toffee: I know. I just wanted something against him and Hobos don't have backgrounds.

Kish: Well...I can't like Ichigo...

Mika: That's right darling. –Kisses Kish-

Kish: But I like the fighting Masaya part!

Masaya: And I have a girlfriend, so it looks like NO-ONE thinks Ichigo's worth anything, Ryou+Toffee, Kish+Mika and Me+ZAKURO WHO I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART!

Zakuro: STOP BEING SO SUFFOCATING OR I'LL DUMP YOU NA NO DA.

Pudding: Na No Da? Na No Da.

Zakuro: I don't have a catchphrase so I thought I'd use yours Ga He Wa. YAY GA HE WA!!

Everyone: It was more than just Keiichiro's cakes wasn't it.

Pudding: Yes Na No Da.

Keiichiro: -From kitchen- MY WHOLE STASH OF COOKIES TOO?? ICHIGO I'LL KILL YOU!!

Everyone: Pudding...

Keiichiro: AND MY SUGAR THERE'S NONE LEFT! IICCHHIIGGOO!!

Ichigo: I HATE YOU ALL...

Masaya+Kish: -Fight-

Kish: -Wins (2 secs)

Masaya: -Loses (2 secs)

Ryou+Fred: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

Toffee: FRED!!... Ryou-kun... I'm taking you to a doctor... –Drags him away while he screams PEANUT BUTTTER-

Ryou: now break it down and freeze, take it down to your knees, now lean back and squeeze

Yubin: Tart you MIDGET!! –Takes Pudding on a date-

Yubin+Pudding: -Go on date-

Tart: HOI-RAI-DEN! –Attacks Yubin repeatedly-

Deep Blue: I am ready to serve Master Kish -Bows-



Kish: ... Go Kill Masaya...

Masaya: Then he'll be killing himself!

Kish: Sure. Whatever suits you best.

Deep Blue: Yes, Deep Kish-Sama. –Kills Masaya and then clutches his heart and dies-

Em: -Revives him-

Meg: The next review is from me!

i just realized i didnt review.i thought i did.. -sweatdrops-
pai: repeat after me. the pink the cat the is the prettiful the the the.
kishu: bonjour.chao.hello.arivadorchi(sp?).
me and 2 other girls: sing love makes the world go round from the powerpuff girls (i sing bubbles part) :)
ryou, toffee, kish, mika, em, any boy, me, and any boy: go on uh...fourple (or whatever) date
everyone: pool party at my house :)
well, thats all i can think of right now. bye bye! -winks and does peace sign-

Pai: The pink cat the is the prettiful the the the.

Everyone: -Smirks evilily- PUNCHED YOU NO PUNCH BACK! -Punches Pai seven times-

Kish: I've lost my power to speak Spanish... WHY!! –Crys-

Mika: -Comforts him-

Kish: Gracias Mika. Siento mejor ahora. ¡YAY!

Pudding: Thank you Mika. I feel better now. YAY! Na No Da.

Toffee+Em: We'll do it!

Toffee: I'll be Buttercup. I hate Pinkies...

Meg: Open your eyes and take in
every thing that you see.
Look at all the colors, red, yellow, blue, & green.
We can take an airplane and fly
across the globe, look down upon the colors.
C'mon everyone, let's go.

Because...
Toffee: Love
Em: Love
Meg: Love
Girls: La La Love, La La Love makes the world go 'round.
Love, love, love, la la love, la la love makes the world go
round.

Meg: Open your ears and listen what the world has to say.
Hear the birds & bells and you will have a brighter day.
Everyone has a special song deep inside their heart.
If you want, you could sing with us, it's the perfect place to start.

Toffee: Love, love, love, la la love, la la
love makes the world go 'round.
Meg: You can't hurt me with the things that you do,


I'll pick up dandelions and I'll give them to you.
Em: Puppy dogs, kitty cats swimming through.
(repeat)

Toffee: Love
Em: Love
Meg: Love
All: La la love, la la love makes the world go 'round.
Toffee: Love
Meg: Love
Em: Love
All: La la love, la la love makes the world go 'round.



Toffee+Ryou: Okay!

Kish+Mika: Sure!

Em: Uhh...Let's choose Meg's first...-Brendan from Pokemon. –Poofs in Brendan-

Toffee: EM CAN GO WITH MASAYA!

Em: -Evil Look- Toffee...

Toffee: MASAYA! MASAYA! MASAYA!

Masaya: Hello Em. Would you like to go with me?

Em: ...-.- They wouldn't even let you in. You...FREAK.

Meg: Actually... Masaya can come if he wants... –Smirks-

Em: But I-

Meg: My dare. My choice.

Em: -Sigh- I hate you all...Let's just get this over with.

Toffee+Ryou+Kish+Mika+Meg+Brendan+Em+...Masaya...: -quadruple date and they come back-

Em: -Twitching- That was actually fun...

Masaya: Wan't to-

Em: Don't...Push...It...-twitches- Fun...But not all...

Masaya: C'mon what did I do?

Em: -Pins Masaya to wall- You know what you did and don't ever do that again.

Pudding: Rumour has it that Masaya put his arm round Em Na No Da.

Em: Tried to...-twitches- Tried to. Tried.

Zakuro: Masaya. Go back to suffocating me please.

Masaya: I love Zakuro SMOOCHIE WOOCHE CUDDLY POOMS!!

Zakuro: KISS EM! KISS EM!

Em: ¬.¬ -Poofs away-



Meg: She went to the pool before us! Oh well let's go guys!

Kish: You better not wear that new swimsuit Julie bought you...

Meg: 0.o How do you know about that?

Kish: I'm your Onii-chan, I'm supposed to listen in on your conversations!

Meg: ... Stay away from my room from now on Onii-Chan... I have booby-traps...

Everyone: -Poofs to ?Mexico?-

Em+Everyone: -Poof back-

Em: See. This is why I do the poofing here. That's the end...BYE!! –Poofs everyone to Meg's house-

Masha: Review please, Review please!

Toffee: -Poofs back- Everyone, review with Dares that Masaya and Em have to be Boyfriend and Girlfriend!

Em: By the way...You know how I told you that my friend Toffee helps me with these most of the time? Well what she said is ALL her OWN WORDS AND I WILL KILL HER...BYE!