Hey Walker...My neighbor (whose name is Ivan by the way) is getting creepier. He showed up the other day at my front door with sunflowers and a faucet pipe to "ask" me out on a date. It didn't look like he was going to let me say no, so I kind of...set my German Shepard, Houston, and my chihuahua, Austin, on him and knocked him out with his own pipe. The dude's currently tied up on my couch mumbling something about making me become one with him then going after you next. Actually, if I look closer, he looks alot like that Russia guy America is always yelling about. Silver-blonde hair, freakishly tall, big nose...yeah, I think I have Russia in my house. Wanna come over and draw on his face with me? Bring America if you want, I'm making steak later. Looks like Ivan's waking up again, better go knock him out. See you soon!
Your buddy,
Creeped-Out-Texan
Texan,
I can't wait to come over, I'll ask New York if you don't mind and see if she would like to join us.
God. I hope that ain't the real Russia * shivers* I could hardly stand France... But I'll take 'im off your hands and give 'im to Germany or England maybe.
Houston stop being such a child about this. Eh, um. Sorry. Houston doesn't like the fact that a dog's named after him.
Be there soon,
Walker "Texas" Jones