"Ok ok! I give!" I laughed unable to push Godric away. Damn vampire strength. Thankfully he stopped but it took Isabel to laugh to get him to realize oh-were-being-watched, though honestly all he did was smile and greet her. Still enough for me to go back to sitting on the oposite side of the couch. Though we had woken Marie but she was just far to amused to cry and be mad at us like she would have been.
I of course was embarrassed and every vampire in the house knew it. "Playing with dinner already?" Stan asked. "You know you did come from humans right? Or have you forgotten that you use to be just as weak and pathetic as me?" I snapped getting really annoyed with his attitude. Enough was enough already, God damn! I haven't done anything to the man... well ok now i have but he did start it.
For once the asshole was actually speechless. Stan just stood there looking at me like i had just grown a second head. "Did you just defend yourself?" He asked after a minute. "Yup." Was my oh so quick reply. "Didn't think you had it in you." Really? What is this just a big joke to him? "...You didn't think i- how could you not when i've had to listen to you bitch since i got here!"
Isabel burst out laughing at him and Stan shot her a cold glare. "What! It's true!" She smiled, i looked to see Godric looking at Stan amusement written all over his face. "I hate you." Stan glared at me. "Thanks, i don't like you either." I smiled. "He's not going to want you forever." He smirked. "I wasn't aware that he wanted me now." He looked at Godric and sighed. "I am never going to win with this one am i?"
Did he just? Oh my god this is funny as hell! "No." Godric told him, I couldn't help it i laughed. Earning a irritated cry from Marie which quickly changed to giggles when she realized i was laughing. I don't know what it is about babies but when you laugh they laugh or atleast she does. Sometimes anyway's and other times she looks at me like i'm weird.
Isabel sat down on the couch next to me and smiled up at Stan. "Just think she's human in till she changes her mind. Your fucked as soon as she chooses to be turned." That was right. Godric had told Isabel he wouldn't mind changing me and he said that in front of Eric, Pam, and Stan. I hadn't said anything about it. Instead i just listened to them talk like i wasn't even there, but afterwards Eric had said he wouldn't mind having me as a sister.
I didn't know why he said that, we barely even knew each other and then Pam had followed asuit and told me she couldn't wait to go shopping with auntie, i almost smacked Godric. Came very close to it actually, the only thing that stopped me was that i was holding Marie.
"That's not going to be for awhile. She's to attached to the runt." Of course i was. "Your going to hate me for this- wait you already hate me so it doesn't matter. But you PMS worse than any woman I've known." Isabel burst out laughing, a couple of tears ran down her cheeks. "Good luck Sheriff. You're determined on protecting something that obviously doesn't know how to shut it's mouth." Excuse me! But that's all I've ever done up in till now! I've just taken everything!
"I hope you fall in love with a human Stan." I stood up and walked out of the room. Stupid vampire. Though i have to admit it would be funny as hell if he actually fell in love with a human, then he wouldn't be able to insult us humans anymore without hurting his love. God that would be priceless. Watching him get told off by a girl.
"It's not wise to push him." I looked over my shoulder. "I have taken all i can from him. I just don't care anymore, your free to back out of this if you want. I can go." He shook his head and sighed. "I am not abandoning you and Marie. I said i would protect you both. Besides your not going anywhere." The last part he smirked. I almost backed away from him in till i saw the humor in his eyes, he was playing around again. Probally trying to get me to shut up.
"That's not going to work this time." I told him stubbornly. I noticed we were both behaving like teenagers and i couldn't help it. I smiled but managed to hold back my laugh. "I do not know what you are talking about." Uh huh. "Sure and i was born yesterday." I replied being completely sarcastic. I realized he thought i was serious as he just stood there trying to figure out what to say. "I was kidding, you should probally look up sarcasm. Humans use it a lot." I would have explained it to him, had i even known how.
"Later. Right now i need to handle somethings. Isabel will protect you, don't leave the nest." He said and turned to leave. "Yes father." I rolled my eyes and walked off. I swear i saw him freeze. I know i heard Isabel laugh.
It was much later in the night, Isabel and I were watching a movie called Life as we know it. Marie was laying on my lap tugging on my shirt, apparently trying to see if she could pull it off. She was getting annoyed that it wouldn't do what she wanted. Sometime during the end of the movie she became more interesting to watch. Isabel and I giggled at her attempts to make the thin fabric obey. It was when she was completely frustrated with it that she started crying.
I had the urge to cover my ears, Isabel was actually doing so. I stood up and started rocking her back and forth, humming. Trying everything i could think of making a total fool of myself but she still kept crying. Damn shirt! For the first time in my life i actually had a reason to be annoyed with my clothes. It would be funny if i could even think. "Dada! Gwah!" I looked back at Isabel to see what she thought and she had pulled out her phone and had it to her ear. "Isabel what are you doing?"
"I'm calling Godric." Oook. I focused on Marie after that. Her first word and she wasn't even old enough to know what she was saying. "I'm going to make her a bottle. You should let him work though." She smiled at me. "and you two should just get married. You already act like lovestruck teenagers and not to mention like her parents."
"Uh huh that'll happen." I rolled my eyes and walked off. "Please baby girl stop crying. I can't do anything about the shirt." I begged when she refused to take the bottle. "He heard her crying. He's coming home." Of course did you think he wouldn't? The vampire loves her even if he doesn't realize it. "Ok... um." I looked around for anything that might hold her interest for a few minutes but everything was stuff that Godric had collected over the years. I wasn't about to touch them let alone allow a infant to play with them.
When got louder i just couldn't take it anymore, hearing her cry was bothering the hell out of me and not because it was annoying it was just hearing her cry. I walked back in to the living room and laid her on the couch. I pulled off my shirt, picked her up, and gave her the damn clothing she wanted so bad. It quieted her down but she was still whimpering. "Dada! Gwah!" I looked at Isabel who was smiling like she just won the lottery.
"What?" I asked. "Nothing but you might want to put a shirt on unless you want Stan to see you." My eyes widened. Aw shit! I forgot about him! I don't know how but yeah somehow i managed. I ran towards Godric's room, getting inside just as i heard the front door open. Unfortunately i couldn't get a shirt before he walked in the room. So i just decided to act like it didn't bother me. Well bother me isn't the right word. "GWAH!" I flintched and looked at Marie. I had no idea that something so little could do that. I swear my ears should be bleeding.
She just ignored me as she reached for Godric. "Why does she have your shirt?" I smiled and placed her in his arms. "Ask Isabel." I said nothing else, i was just grateful she was giggling and being her normal happy self. Though Godric didn't leave the room till i did but once he found out what Marie did he was laughing at me. "Next time you can deal with her." I folded my arms and looked away from him. True to my word. Her next temper tantrum about a month later i passed her to him and sat down to watch tv, seriously the kid made me wait a month to do this.
Didn't mean it didn't bother the hell out of me. Hearing her cry, though it was funny to watch Godric try to quiet her down. Eventually he gave up trying and sat down next me to me. By the way the puppy dog eyes from a vampire... yeah good luck getting your way. Cause i failed miserabely.