Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything that has to do with it.
Warning: Yaoi, Mpreg, swearing, some other gruesome stuff.
I know I haven't updated in such a long time and for that I would like to apologies. I wanted to make this chapter embarrassing and squeamish, but I failed in that department and so this chapter ended up being really boring in my opinion and not to mention short. (sigh)
Thanks goes to my amazing beta reader 'ilovenaruto200' for undoing my many mistakes.
Chapter 9: Surprise party
-Recap-
"It was nice getting out; I've been getting bored staying here and reading those maternity books."
"Are you saying I am not good company?"
"Teme, you aren't exactly the most talkative person," said Naruto jokingly.
"Hn..."
"See that's what I mean."
"But hey, you still love me." A smirk formed across the Uchiha's face.
-Giggle- "You know I do."
Naruto opened the door; the lights were thrown on, and people jumped out from the darkened corners of the room, all yelling out.
"SURPRISE!"
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Naruto felt like his heart had stopped; as soon as the lights went on, his trained reflexes kicked in. He jumped swiftly back colliding with solid object behind him, also known as Sasuke. They both landed in a heap on the floor with Naruto on top of Sasuke. The 'intruders' gasped; and ran towards the struggling couple.
"Naruto are you alright?" asked a feminine voice that Naruto instantly recognised.
"Sakura is that you? What are you doing here?" Naruto finally managed to sit upright, straddling Sasuke's waist. "What are all of you doing here?" he asked, noticing all the other women that now occupied their living room.
"We are hosting a Baby-shower in your honour Naruto!" giggled Ino as she helped the heavily pregnant blonde up.
"What's a Baby-shower? The kid hasn't been born yet and you want to give him a bath?"
"No Naruto, a Baby-shower is where you 'shower' the mother and child with gifts!" squealed Sakura excitedly.
"Really?!"
"Yes, and since this is a girl and erm...pregnant man thing, means that Sasuke will have to leave us." Ino said as she started pushing the raven out the door. "Don't worry Sasuke-kun, some of the guy's volunteered to hang out with you, so make it a guys night out or something."
"Hey wai-" but the door banged close behind him, Sasuke felt a vein throbbing in his temple, he was kicked out of his own damn home!
"Oi Uchiha, are you going to stand there forever, or get a move on. We only have a few hours left and I want to get drunk!"
Sasuke turned his head and their stood Kiba, Chouji, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Iruka and Neji; but there was no sight of Gaara. Wasn't he meant to be coming today as well?
"You're so troublesome Kiba..." muttered Shikamaru, as he started walking away.
"Shut it you Lazy ass!" growled Kiba.
"Now, now you should be mature enough not to fight with each other," said Iruka acting as a mediator.
"Where is Gaara?" Sasuke finally asked.
"Well since he hadn't seen Naruto in such a long time, he decided to join the Baby-shower." said Neji with a hint of disappointment in his voice.
Sasuke was stunned; with what the girls had told him he wasn't too sure if he should laugh at the poor guy's expense or feel sorry for him, and the torture he was going to undergo.
"Erm...Sakura..."
"Yes Naruto?"
"You said this was girl's only thing right?"
"Yes and pregnant men, why do you ask?"
"Well...erm, why is Gaara here then?" he asked pointing at the red head who was sitting on the sofa, while emitting an ominous evil aura that kept the rest of the girls away from him.
"Well Gaara insisted in staying..." she moved towards his ear and whispered "and to be honest we did try to get him to leave, but we are just too scared of him."
"Gaara isn't that bad." exclaimed Naruto, shifting his gaze towards the red head again. Gaara was still glaring viciously at the other girls.
"He may not act cold towards you Naruto, but he is just like Sasuke; both of them are nice and actually act human around you, but to the rest of us they are like statues." She said as she picked up a tray of cakes, and moved towards the living room. "What kind of a Baby-shower is this, girls? C'mon gather round and lets move on to the presents opening first!"
The girls chatter grew, someone grabbed Naruto and pushed him beside Gaara; the red head stopped glaring as fiercely and even gave a small smile, that made some of the girls blush. The girls were all sitting around the coffee table with Tsunade seated on an overstuffed chair, with Shizune right beside seated on the arm rest. Sakura and Ino took seats on the floor on either side of the coffee table while Ten Ten, Hinata and Temari were seated on the large couch opposite Naruto.
"Well brat since Sakura, Ino and Hinata organised this, I think they should have the honour of giving you their gifts first."
"Here is mine!" said Ino as she pressed the warped parcel into Naruto's hands.
"Waaaa, Ino pig stop being so pushy!" whined Sakura, Ino just stuck her tongue out in retort.
Naruto quickly ripped away the paper, to reveal a book 'The right Diet: During Pregnancy and after.'
"Even though I know that you can't eat the disgusting Ramen anymore doesn't mean that you won't return back to it after the pregnancy. This way you can keep your weight perfect, and yourself healthy!" a wide grin spread across Ino's face.
Naruto thanked her, although on the inside he was pouting, before he could even ask anything else Sakura shoved his next present into his hand with a squeal. Naruto smiled at her while hiding the wince of pain emitting from his shoulder; that girl still needed to learn on how to keep her strength in check.
"Open mine, open mine!" she said almost hopping on the floor with excitement. Naruto gave her a smile and undid the wrapping paper. It was a large, wide, rectangular box; he opened up the box and saw a selection of baby clothing, brightly coloured and, oh so small, and cute.
Naruto picked up the little t-shirt almost cooing at how adorable it looked. He wondered absentmindedly how a baby could fit into something so small. He picked up another whole body suit that was red in colour and even had a small fluffy fox tail and ears.
"But Sakura I don't even know yet if it going to be a girl or a boy!"
"That's why these are uni-sex clothes; they'll fit both genders just fine!" giggled Sakura. Naruto put the clothes back into the box.
"Here is mine," came Hinata's shy voice. Naruto gave a gentle smile and took the small box from her; he slowly unwound the ribbon and took the lid off. Inside was a smaller wooden box, that had figures engraved on it. It was a beautifully carved piece, with gold stars and silver edges, he opened it and a gentle melody emitted from the box.
"It's a music box." She said. "They always used to help me get to sleep when I was younger, I thought it may help when the baby comes along."Naruto just watched the box with fascination; just listening to the simple melody, and thanked Hinata. She always had a way of giving special gifts. He closed the box and put it away. Gaara tapped his shoulder to gain his attention; when Naruto looked at Gaara the red head was blushing, he gave a small cough and cleared his throat.
"This is a present from me and Temari." The blonde girl came inside the lounge wheeling in a pram, it was a simple in design and on the cover there was red bow. Naruto stood up and went over to it, inside the pram there were smaller gifts, toys, and baby bathing stuff. He hugged the older girl, and then waddled over to Gaara to hug him as well. Gaara was in shock, but quickly recovered and gave a gentle smile in return.
After a few more minutes of opening more presents, Naruto, Gaara and the rest of the girls sat down to eat cup cakes and drink tea, and have small talk with each other. Well Gaara didn't talk much; he just nodded along with most of them.
"So Naruto when is the due date?" Sakura piped up, gaining Naruto's attention.
"I don't actually know...Tsunade obaa chan when is my due date?"
'Hic'
"Tsunade are you drunk?" Shizune asked.
"'Hic' maybe..." she giggled.
"Where did you get the alcohol?!" Shizune was outraged now.
"Ah 'hic' c'mon I was bored, and I always got a small bottle 'hic' hidden somewhere!" Shizune huffed with annoyance, but didn't bother arguing; this was a daily even anyway.
"Either way Tsunade obaa chan, when is my due date?" Naruto asked again.
"Oh; 'hic' I forgot to tell you, it's going to be sometime around next week possibly...'hic'." the Hokage slumped against the seat, and started giggling some more.
Naruto stared gaping at her; the due date was so close? Everybody else was just shifting their gaze from the now passed out Hokage to Naruto.
"Congratulations Naruto!" laughed Ino and hugged the still stunned man.
After the impact of the news had dispelled the atmosphere returned back to what it was; and after a few hours the girls started leaving. Gaara and Temari were last to leave, telling him that they would stay till after the baby was born. Sasuke had come soon after, and Naruto had given him the news. The Uchiha was just as stunned at first, and then the panic struck in. The usually calm man was now raving about having nothing ready; they had not yet chosen the baby's room, or even bought clothes, nappies, and the list just went on and on.
"Don't worry teme; we still have a week, and the girls already gave us a head start. Look Ten Ten even gave us a baby bed. Don't worry your duck-butt shaped head about it."
"But...wait did you just call my head duck-butt shaped?" Naruto giggled and gave Sasuke a small kiss.
"Don't worry love, now c'mon I'm tired and want to sleep."
Sasuke smiled and followed his lover upstairs.
So yea the baby is coming sooner then expected.
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