So they went back to the present except BO and the time Machine guy asked if they beat Dragin Ass. They lied like rape victums made up excueese like a kid who ddint do his homework. "Yes we beat him." Tehn he asked where badass octupos was and they said "he diedd"
LETS GO TO THE FUTRUE! screamed Black Sora blackly. "Okay but teh grpahics the game cant handle the graphics and it might freeze." Didn't know what he was talking about and didn't care so Sora Brandy and Mr Wicskers went to the future.
Once again the first world they went to was equestira. The colors were back to normal but the animation was futuristic adn the ponies were all round didnt even look like horsese.
When they weer walking through ponyville Sora saw a Vinyl Sctartch who he immediately recognize somehow. MAI WIAFU he scremm and then grabbed the pony. "Youre my waifu who I just met so nw we'll love forever!"
Then Vinaly said "wut no you're my old husbancdo taht I made but I got a new one so go away."
"A NE W ONE!?" sed sora pissoffidly and redy to kill. "THATS RIGHT" Said a new voice. It was upgraded version of black sora aka BLACK SORA 2 (we'll call him Baclk Riku for easyness) Black riku was totally jacked adn had his hsair was livingtombstone's old oc's hair before he became five nights and furfags. Anyway it was blue spikes adn red tips. Balck Riku also had a giant penis and was one huderd billion fifty six gillion eithy five hundred sixtey nine twenty two zillion 99 and a half percent unspeakably undenibly unquestionably pure evil.
"You are fail husbandO and a stinky Bonry! sed Black Riku." WWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY sed soora charging his maximum wangst.
So Vinyl said "Sora you have no bals. nO Girls want a no balls man and also UOU NOT EVIL I made you evil what happend? grils love evil guy not a wimpy nice guy with "ethicals" ."
Sora was alomst suicide but one thing stopped him: THE FIRES OF JUSTCISE
Sora ran as fast as possible and bitchslapped the Riku. RIKu laughing. "Waht if I killed this faker?" asked Sora to Vinyl manginaly. " YOU can't and I won't you still have no balls." Riku was about to slap dat hoe but too late. "THEN I'll have nothing to sto pme from being the ULTIMAAET GOOD GUY" so the bad guys blew it. Sora and his team flew away.
What the fuck happend and what are we doing now? asked Brandy. "Stfu we gotta find how to be the ultimate good guy saed Sora." They saw a new world incoming with lots of water. "DOWN THERE " said Whiskers caps lock/
When they landed it was the sky looked like glass and the clolors were weird. Sora said "I dedect much goodness dwon herer so lets go. " They were on a beach and found a fat white kid with black person hair. But uh oh It turns out this was STEVAN UNIVERS WORLD. Its a good world but people keep saying its better than adventuer time like wtf guys so as punishment I will kill Steven.
Sora walked up to tthe kid and suddenly he was being mind controlled the the author. I forced Sora to run up to steavn and he grabbed the crystal belly button and ripped it out like a cork which the kid's guts spilled out on the beach.
But uh oh it looks like I made a bad mistaek so I blaem all you people who did this you have no one to shurikun but yourselfs. Anyway a whole fuckton of FUTURISTIC HEARTLESS FRM THE FUTURE started to fall like deadly rain form the sky.
Three bitches ran up to Sora all of them ugly. A short fat bitch a skinny bitch and a big red nigger bitch. "YOU POOPSKINED PERSON" sed the red one. "THAT KID WS MAKING A SHILED TO BLOCK ALL THE HEARTLESS FROM GETTING TO THE WORLD NOW WE"Re DIE. FUCK YOU BALCK SORA"
"It wasn't me the author made me sed sora truthidly."
"FUCK YOU AUTHOR SHE SADI" No fuck you and everyone who ewatches your gay lesbain show except me. Anyway it didnt matter bceause they were about to die. The heartless came down and they were all chrome and had furtueristic kill laser weapons. The keybalde is the weapon taht acn all!
Sora whipped out the keyblade and attacked the heartless and everyone wtached and they like in DBZ not helping at all. The heartkess smacked the shit outta sora and fucked him up brutally. Note even the future bitches and brandy and WHiskers was couldnt do shit.
A large body was stpifly big and called the UNSPEAKABLEY LAGERE BODY it sat on the skinny bitch and farted.
Black sora got up and put his fists in the air. "FOR TEH LOVe OF GOD CAPTINA PLANET HELP" But capatin planet did not come out ( So tehn Sora Brandy and Mr Whiskers went back to their ship adn were safe. OKAY LETS GO
Sora and the bradny and whiskers got in the ship charged the laser and destroyed the world killing billions but at least the heartless were gone.
