Chris "And we're back. We joined our matelots after I threw them out to the wolves! Actually, make that vice versa. Each team had to strap on dog sled leashes onto their collars to win the advantage for their team. In the end, the Skippers won said advantage, the actual dogsled. Who will win the race? Find out here on Total Drama Luxury Tour!"
**Rabid Skippers**
Noah leads his team and their wolves across the ice bridge.
"Easy boys," The bookworm tries to keep his wolves calm while they are sliding around the slippery ice.
"The other teams are ganging on us!" Justin warned.
**Screaming Admirals**
Once again, neck and neck with a whipped Ezekiel versus an underwear-on-a -stick advantage, the captains and the admirals compete to avoid third place.
"Is that bridge made of ice?" Geoff nervously asked.
"Chris, that sadistic…" Duncan was cut off as his team starts sliding side to side as the wolves dragged their snow sled around.
**Killer Captains**
"Move it, home school!" Heather barked.
"I have no experience in skating, eh!" Ezekiel cried out before he slipped on the ice and sent the whole pack slipping down the icy slope with him.
**Rabid Skippers**
"We made it!" Lindsay cheered as their dog sled is pulled out of the icy bridge.
"Don't get your hopes up yet!" Noah nervously yelled as he tries to navigate the wolf pack through their next obstacle, massive piles of snow banks.
"Come on, boys! You all can do it!" Justin cheered for the wild canines as they turned to him and get distracted. The pack crashes into one of the large piles of snow.
**Screaming Admirals**
After the Admirals and the Killer Captains get off the ice, they eventually pass the still recovering Skippers and both compete against each other while trying not to crash as well.
As soon as they both left the snow bank obstacle, they see strange metal towers ahead of them.
"What are those?" DJ asked as the metal towers immediately start pelting him with snowballs, knocking him off the sled.
"DJ!" Gwen shouts out in concern.
Chris drives by the sleds on a snowmobile, "Those are my snowball cannons! By the way, remember, your entire team must cross the finish pair of poles for it to count!"
The team grumbles out of anger and navigates their wolf pack backwards to go retrieve their teammate.
C.C.
DJ "What have I done? Oh man if we lose this one, I am toast!"
**Killer Captains**
"We have the lead!" Sierra cheered then immediately ducked from the oncoming snowballs.
The team ducks and dodges each snowball cannon and eventually pulled out of the third obstacle.
"What is his going to do to us next?" Bridgette asked nervously.
As the team is pulled further down the track, they see a bunch of snowmen standing before them.
"Snowmen?" Cody asked.
"Snowmen with surprises," Chris finishes for him as his snowmobile passes. The sadistic host threw a snowball at one and it triggered a large explosion, "Hehe… good luck…"
The team tries their best not to hit one of the explosive snowmen while navigating their wolf pack.
**Rabid Skippers**
The team finally recovered and caught up with the admirals while they were retrieving DJ. Since the Skipper's actual dog sled was faster than the Admiral's kiddy snow sled, the previous managed to pass the latter as both teams get to the exploding snowmen obstacle.
**Killer Captains**
"Almost through," Trent assured the team as they reached the end of the snowman obstacle. As if on cue, as Ezekiel narrowly avoided the final snowman, but the sled itself recoiled and hit one on the backside. The frozen man replica exploded and sent the sled flying, just passing the finish pair of poles.
"We did it!" Katie cheered while hugging Trent.
"Umm…" Chris mentioned to the captains, "That was lap one…"
"You've got to be kidding!" Heather angrily shot at her host.
"I told you before, now I'd keep moving, here comes the other teams!" Chris pointed out as the Rabid Skippers pass the Captains, regaining the first place. The Killer Captains quickly recover and keep up their lead against the Admirals.
**Rabid Skippers**
"Woot, first place, here we come!" Tyler joyfully announced.
"We're not out of this yet," Noah reminded, "Here comes the ice bridge again!"
**Screaming Admirals**
"There's gotta be a way to hurry up this stupid thing!" Eva shouted while frustrated.
"I have an idea," Harold suggested, "Duncan, do you have a pair of knives?"
"A pair?" Duncan scoffs as he hands the nerd two of his many knives.
Harold pulls the laces from his shoes and turns to Eva, "Eva, tie these knives to the bottom of you shows. Lift the sled from behind and we can skate across the ice bridge faster!"
"This better work…" Eva said, reluctant to try this plan.
**Killer Captains**
The lifted Admiral sled skidded past the Captains to the team's dismay.
"Ugh! Pick it up Ezekiel!" Heather screamed once again at the prairie boy.
**Rabid Skippers**
The skipper sled continues to lead as they reached near the end of the snow bank obstacle.
"Is that snow bank over there moving?" Lindsay asked as they get nearer and nearer to the strange snow pile.
"That's not a snow bank…" Noah said, "That's a POLAR BEAR!"
The wolf pack crashes into the white furred beast. The bear is sent flying on top of the team's sled as they slide around out of control.
**Screaming Admirals**
The Admirals and the Captains pass the distracted Skippers and once again dodging the snowball canons. The distance between the pair of sleds get closer and closer as the duo races into the snowman obstacle.
"Come on team, let's beat those ladies!" Duncan taunted the closing in Captains.
Courtney finally hatched a plan to sabotage her ex by standing up and saying, "Duncan has a birthmark on his butt the shape of a heart!"
"What? I DO NOT!" Duncan angrily denied, however the distraction made him drop his underwear on a stick and the wolves immediately stopped and consumed the undergarments. The Captains then pass the team and finished lap two.
"Ugh! These mutts are getting on my nerves!" Eva growls angrily.
"Let's move it, boys!" Duncan orders his wolves as they finish the underwear and continue on.
**Killer Captains**
"One more lap to go! We can do this, captains!" Trent cheered.
"S-o… out… of… bre…athe… eh…" A physically exhausted Ezekiel says as he continues to run with the pack.
Cody had an idea as he pulls out from his pocket a packet of his kissing mints. He pours the contents on the snow after they reached the ice bridge.
**Screaming Admirals**
As the Admirals finish lap two, the wolves then see the mints left for them by the geek. They immediately stop and begin eating those as well.
"UGH! CAN'T YOU STUPID MUTTS GET ANYTHING RIGHT?" Eva screamed at them. The wolves immediately detected hostility and tackled the muscle woman.
"Had to happen to us…" Duncan scoffed.
**Killer Captains**
The team manages their new lead greatly and while quickly avoiding each obstacle, they finally finished their final lap.
"Victory to the Killer Captains!" Chris announced,
"Yes! Hello furnace, my name is Heather!" The queen bee happily cheered.
"Let's see who comes in second" The host continues.
**Screaming Admirals**
The team recovers from the morale issue and gets closer to the finish line. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the Rabid Skippers jet past them thanks to the latest addition to their sled team, the polar bear. Justin happily rides on his new companion and they quickly crossed the finish line.
"And the Skippers come in second!" Chris announced, "As for the Admirals, I'll see you on your ship.
**Killer Captains**
"Too… exhausted… to… breathe… eh…" Ezekiel finally collapsed as the team went into their ships.
"Come on, hurry up!" Heather barks with Courtney at the interns who are installing the furnace in the cold ship.
"Whew, it's gonna be so nice to have that thing working" Bridgette happily said.
"Bah, Cody is all the warmth I need!" Sierra responded while tightly hugging the geek.
"Umm… a little tighter… tha-an usual" Cody tried his best to say from the vice grip of his stalker.
The surfer girl couldn't help but feel annoyed by watching Sierra, "I don't think he enjoys that" Bridgette finally says.
Sierra turns to her slowly, "What business of it is yours?"
"I just, don't think he feels comfortable" Bridgette nervously spoke out.
"Hmph, your just jealous that you don't have Geoff here to cuddle with" the fangirl shot back.
"Oh, yeah…" Bridgette hesitantly responded, "That's it…"
C.C.
Bridgette "That was actually the first time I even thought of Geoff today. I did think about breaking up with him but I fear it would devastate him"
Cody "Bridgette and Heather seemed to be acting really weird when Sierra was with me being… well… Sierra"
**Rabid Skippers**
"Great leadership, skills Noah!" Tyler sucked up to the brains of the Izzy Brigade.
"Sorry we ever doubted you" Sadie also added while slowly backing away to her cabin.
"Cadet Izzy is impressed by how much influence Noah has on the team" The psychopath complimented in third person.
"Yeah, I guess it feels good" Noah hesitantly but modestly confessed.
C.C.
Noah "I guess I should be happy about this, but really it just puts a bulls-eye on my head by the other teams. But if my team listens to my words of wisdom this could work…"
**Screaming Admirals**
Chris walks to the group on their ship, "Admirals, welcome back to the Sardine Ceremony. We will once again, be seeing who will be walking the infamous "Plank of Shame." This is the part where we milk out suspense to see who is being sent home, but when it comes to Eva there is no suspense"
"WHAT?" Eva angrily shouted.
"Sorry Eva, it's your time" Chris announced as he throws Eva her lifejacket.
"You'll regret this! You all will!" She angrily yells as Chris pushes her off the "Plank of Shame"
The brutess falls into the icy cold ocean and shivers uncontrollably.
"It's just cold" Duncan mocked.
C.C.
DJ "I didn't vote her. I thought I was going for falling off the sled earlier"
Duncan "Her anger problems always was a liability"
Chris jumps on the chopper being driven by Chef, "That makes four eliminations! Who will walk the plank next? Find out here, on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour! Now Chef, fly me to a habitable climate!"
Chef rolls his eyes and flies off.
Teams:
Screaming Admirals: Duncan, Gwen, Leshawna, DJ, Geoff, Harold
Killer Captains: Heather, Cody, Sierra, Bridgette, Trent, Courtney, Katie, Ezekiel
Rabid Skippers: Justin, Tyler, Lindsay, Noah, Izzy, Sadie
Votes
Duncan – Eva
Gwen – Eva
Leshawna – Eva
DJ – Didn't vote
Geoff – Eva
Harold – Eva
Eva – DJ
Eliminated – Eva
A/N: To be honest, this particular pair of chapters was not my favorite. I suppose I could call this one filler but rest assured, the next chapter pair will more than make up for it.