AY YO PIT!
Pit: I got it! THANKS YOLO! And yes, yes he did.
All three: AND IT WASN'T OBVIOUS?!
Pit: Dear X, well, I may object to that one... And I feel so safe now...
Samus: Me too.
When did you get here?
Samus: Brought everyone lunch.
Pit: YAY!
(Eating a sandwich.) Enjoy the chapter everyone!
Pit looked at the carnage flying everywhere. Whatever the hell that bomb was, it KICKED. "GRENINJA!" He and Little Mac rushed to her side.
"You okay?" Little Mac asked.
"Tch... A bruise in the morning, but otherwise..." Greninja replied.
Pit looked at the now burning wreck of a truck. "How the hell do we get evidence now..."
As the firemen finished the fire, Lucina looked at Greninja. "Did you guys find anything?"
Greninja rolled her eyes. "Like I said before, not a single thing. Period."
"Great, I needed sass right now."
"Yes. Yes you do." Greninja sighed and laid down on her back. Lucina looked around. Little Mac was fine. Pit was answering a call from his sisters.
"FOR THE LAST TIME VIRIDI, I'M OKAY."
Link was surveying the findings. Lucario was with him, and the reporters were circling around the barriers. The truck had been put out, and the remnants of the bomb were being shipped to the bomb specialists in Everblue City. Lucina then noticed something.
"Hey guys?"
Link looked up from his clipboard. "Yes?"
"Where the hell are the car tracks?" Lucina looked around. A car was nowhere. So either they hid a car somewhere else, or...
Link pulled out his phone and dialed Lyn. "Lyn? Yeah, I'll get your energy drink soon. Anyway, where there any helicopters over this area by chance." He waited for a bit as Lyn looked it up. He grinned. "Thank you you green haired ANGEL!" Link turned to Lucina. "Only one. And the best part? It was signed for today by our very own kidnapper!"
Lucina matched his grin. "Well then, what else do we need now?"
"We need to figure out where... they went... Yep. Back to problems..." Link listened to what Lyn said.
"Well can't Lyn figure that out?"
"No. He used a service that relies on a black box. However, they found the black box was removed in the air. So they now have NO idea where he went." He hung up.
"SON OF A-"
"Look, let's not give up. They couldn't have gone far, they thing didn't have a very big gas tank, so..."
Suddenly, Lucina had an idea. "What if we check the surrounding airports?"
Link thought about it, before calling Lyn and asking her to find all the airports in the vicinity that could have helicopters land. After waiting for a bit, he thanked her and hanged up. "Well, we didn't luck out here. ALL of the ones in Everblue and Smashville can have helicopters..."
"So I guess we should start searching." Link nodded. Lucina motioned for Greninja to come with her and they both got in her car.
Link lucked out at the Braviary Airlines. Not one Helicopter took off or landed that day.
Lucina and Greninja found nothing at the Airlines either.
Little Mac had a bit of hope. A helicopter HAD landed at the P-Wing Airport, but the owner was there, and was NOT the kidnapper.
Pit pulled up to the Arwing airport with a bit of a shock. There was one Helicopter. AND it had the logo of the company on it?! YES! He was always the luckiest at games like Poker (Despite looking like an angel.), and his luck was showing through now! Then, his greatest moment yet. The kidnapper appeared. Clean shaven, with a suit now, and impeccably looking, much like the Mayor or a lawyer. However, he couldn't fool Pit. As he got out to arrest the fool, he saw Pit, and mad a break into his waiting car.
"HEY!"
The man ignored him and hit the gas, rocketing off. Pit groaned. WHY do they resist? SERIOUSLY, WHY?! He shook his head and followed the man, who, while doing his damn best to shake him off, couldn't get very far behind. Pit flipped on the siren, and called up Link.
"Hey Link? I FOUND HIM!" He shouted, before answering a question about where he was, then throwing his phone in the passenger seat. He gunned it.
"Seriously? A warehouse?" Pit pulled up to the rusted out place, with his siren off to have an advantage. He pulled out his gun, silently shut off the car, opened the door, and sneaked to a corner underneath a window. He peeked in. Sure enough, there was the car, along with beds, ANOTHER truck, and a... HOW MUCH MONEY IS THAT?! At LEAST a couple hundred thousand, but what the hell was that doing there? They hadn't given them the ransom, so-
CRUNCH!
Pit turned around to see a crowbar hit him square in the face, knocking him unconscious.
"I'm sorry guys, but Smashville was a complete and utter bust."
Pit woke up to the voice of... Was that a girl? She sounded familiar... OW! Ah, my aching head... Pit studied himself. He did NOT look pleasant. Blood that he assumed was from a head wound was on his chest, which, along with the rest of his body, was bare. The only thing he was wearing was his underwear. He was cuffed to what he was assuming was a bed frame set against a wall. Wrists, legs, even his wings were cuffed up. Along with that, he was was gagged, so he could only say things very muffled like. It reminded him of some book he caught Viridi reading, what was it? Fifty something or other of Grey. Yeah, that's it.
"Well, at least we still got rich from Everblue." Wait... Was that the kidnapper? What was his name... James Steffani, that's it.
"Yeah, but we still could use some more." A gruff voice with a slight accent said.
Then the sound of a chair scraping, before the girl spoke up again. "Well, you two talk money. I'm going to go have fun with our new police officer I caught." Then, Pit heard the sound of a door opening, before a girl walked in. She was wearing a sweater, and... Um, I HOPE something else. Regardless, she looked familiar. Wait, was that... No. Amy Richards? The hell? "Well, I must say, even if we didn't get any money, you certainly will do." She stroked him with a cold hand.
(Holds up a stop sign.) If you do not like slightly questionable stuff for a T-rating, skip until you see the bold again! Got it?
Wendell: Good!
Pit flinched, before saying something. "WHat?" Amy removed the gag.
"I'M MARRIED LADY."
"OOH! Even better!" She then started rubbing him, before nibbling on his ear, or something- LOOK. I have NO idea what is happening here. Give me a break! Regardless, Pit flinched, before hearing something. It sounded like a grunt. Then, he heard the door open slightly, but Amy was busy moving downward.
Okay, we're good now!
Wendell: See, that wasn't TOO bad!
Then, he saw a flash of an object, then Lucina slammed a crowbar into Amy, sending her flying into a pile of crates. Lucina had a look of rage, where her pupils were almost non-existent, and her blue eyes could be confused with hellfire. Amy pulled herself out of the crates, before looking at Lucina. Lucina threw down the crowbar, and cracked her knuckles. She then rushed at Amy and knocked her out with a haymaker.
She then stood back up, and turned to Pit. "Need these?" She spun a set of rings on her finger.
"Please. And some clothes..."
Pit was fully clothed now, and was drinking a Coke as a medic bandaged his head.
"How'd you find me?"
"Simple enough." Little Mac said. "You forgot to turn your phone off. Lyn traced it, and lo and behold, we got here. Me and Greninja took down the guys, but Lucina went in there with the crowbar I supplied, and you saw the rest..."
Lucina grunted. Greninja sighed. "You could be a bit happier."
"Why would I?" She said.
"That." Greninja pointed to Samus, Palutena, and Viridi, who were all running up to check on Pit.
And that was the next chapter! Boy, this was a nice one to me! Pretty sure this is my best one yet!
Wendell: Things got WEIRD though...
Pit: Don't remind me...
Palutena: There there Pit. (Rubs hair softly.) There there.