Niffelhiem Chapter 9
Sorry this took so long! Yeah…I don't know what else to say so…ya…
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Lila- Well that was a fun trip…
Angel- Yeah…
Allison- I still haven't fully recovered from your mom…
Angel- I still haven't recovered from living with her for 18 years…
Kris- What do you two have against her? She's so nice!
Allison- Don't start.
Danny- So what should we do now?
Kris- Um, talk?
Caylee- Write random fan fictions that suck yet make people laugh?
Angel- Sit around and be lazy?
Allison- Plan revenge on Angel's mom?
Angel- I take mine back! I like Allison's idea better!
Adam- OMG! Random newsflash of the day!
Caylee- *sigh* What now…
Adam- Lady Gaga's bi!
(Complete
silence)
Lila- Well, you were right when you said random…
Adam- Why?
Angel- Well…it's just COMPLETELY random…I mean not that I expected it, I mean she has that song "Boys Boys Boys"…
Caylee- Where'd you hear that? Mr. Cuddlekins.
Adam- *grabbing Caylee's hands* Finally, someone who understands me…
Caylee- Er, no…
Allison- Adam, just give me the God damn fuckin' bear already…
Adam- NOOOOOO!!!!!
Allison- Adam, you're, like, POSSESED by that thing!
Adam- HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?
Allison- What?!?
Kris- Adam! What's your problem?
Adam- Adam? I'm not Adam! I am Mr. Cuddlekins!
Lila-Haha Adam, now shut up.
Adam- FOR THE LAST TIME THERE IS NO ADAM!!!
Danny- Like we'll ever believe that…
Kris- Adam, if you stop this stupidity now, I'll…kiss you!
Allison- *slaps Kris* Oh no you won't! I will!
Kris- What?!?
Angel- OMG! Everyone loves Adam!
Caylee- …except for me…
Danny- I'm not gay…
Lila- I'm not COMPLETELY in love with him…okay, maybe I am…But isn't every girl? And some guys…
Caylee- Except for me…
Lila- Idiot with bad taste in guys.
Caylee- Idiot who's in love with a gay guy.
Lila- Well isn't everyone?!?
Caylee- …whatever…
Allison- Okay, Adam, stop this shit already…I'll make Danny kiss you if you don't!
Danny- First, ew…didn't I JUST say that I'm NOT gay…and second, am I really THAT bad that you'd use me as a threat against Adam?!?
Angel- NO! You're extremely sexy and awesome!
Danny- Okay…
Angel- Well it's true!
Danny- I'm…flattered…?
Lila- Okay, moving on to the Adam issue…
Adam- I'm NOT Adam! I'm Mr. Cuddlekins!
Kris- Sure you are Adam…Sure you are…
Adam- SHUT UP!!!!!
Allison- I have a feeling that's not Adam…
Caylee- Why not?
Allison- Well, he's madder than usual, and normally he'd add some…colorful language into that statement…
Angel- You're right…What must we do Mr. Cuddlekins?!? I kinda want Adam back…
Caylee- I don't! At least Mr. Cuddlekins has a brain…
Lila- He's a stuffed animal…
Caylee- With an IQ higher than its owner's…
Kris- That might be true…
Adam- Okay, so you people just shut up…your voices are getting annoying…Especially yours…*points to Kris*
Lila- Finally someone who gets it!
Allison- Okay, that's DEFINITLY not Adam…
Danny- Yeah, if it was, it would want us to sacrifice Kris or something…so HE could have him…
Lila- Which I would totally do…
Caylee- And I wouldn't let you…or I'd go with him…
Lila- Um…why would anyone do that?
Caylee- Because, Lila, some people don't have bad taste in both guys AND music and WOULD-
Lila- Two things. First, ADAM IZ SEXY! Anna Nalick, Missy Higgins, Danny, and all those other peoples on my iPod ROX…well…except for the crap I have…
Allison- Why DOES your iPod have so much crap on it?
Lila- Dance music…Stuff I'm too lazy to take off…Kris Allen iTunes Pass…
Kris- Hey!
Angel- If you hate him so much, why'd you buy it?
Lila- I had money, I was bored, and I wanted to see how bad it was…
Kris- Meanie…
Caylee- Yeah!
Danny- Okay, moving on to the Adam issue…
Adam-
I AM MR. CUDDLEKINS!
Danny- Er, sure you are…Anyway…
Lila- Okay, so what do you want?
Adam- Well…
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What does this, supposedly EVIL teddy bear want? I don't even know! I do take suggestions, and if you want another chapter so time soon, I suggest you give me some! Please!