What Did You Say?

by Oswin Jae

Merlin drabbles inspired by weird or strange words. Anything from angst to crack, but mostly crack. No slash. #1 Agastopia, #2 Bibble, #3 Coxcomb, #4 Gabelle, #5 Firman, #6 Anencephalous, #7 Loquacious, #8 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ... #13 Anatidaephobia

10. Defenestrate

Hello, my lovelies!

Defenestrate- To throw someone or something out the window

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"Why did you just do that?"

"Do what, sire?"

"Throw my sword out the window!"

"Well if you insist, my lord."

Arthur's second sword went flying out of the window to join the first.

"MERLIN!"

"Yes, sire?"

"What is the matter with you?"

"Well, Arthur, I have something to tell you, and I needed to make sure you didn't have any weapons."

"What did you do?"

"Promise not to hurt me?"

"No."

"Okay. Well, I told Gwaine about the time you had donkey ears. Arthur? Nothing to say? Arthur, Arthur! No! Leave the dagger on in the sheath!"

Merlin took off running.

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