Me:um yea...
Juan:yep...
Me:reviews? :D?
don't feel like it so on with the story Juan?
Juan: Disclaimers Bern does not I repeat own the Twilight Saga only her Oc's O.O
Friends. Those companions you speak of are only friends during those fun, yet unimportant times. When painful times come, they won't be your ally.
~ Rena Ryuugu- Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
~ Aw shit. It's almost Bella's birthday and we're not even close to telling Eddie and Alice that we know they're vampires. Liz and Keke got nothing so here comes the smartass Arti. I'm being sarcastic.
I sighed closing the book I was reading. Keke went shopping with Alice and Bellie. Liz was in the newly planted garden. I swear she could just plant something in thin air. Sadly she's good at anything that involves fire. Weird huh?
That's how everything is.
My hand reached over to my newly bought phone. I gave it my famous Artemis-Goddess-Of-The-Hunt glare which scares the crap outta people.
Oh how I wanted to send a text to Alice telling her about her secret. Bleh. Well it's wroth the shot.
I picked up my phone and sent a text message to Alice. It said...
Alice may Liz, Keke, and I talk to your family? Yes your whole family. It's important. ~Artemis
I waited for a couple of minutes before my phone buzzed with a reply.
Alright. I'll pick you two up. I already talked to my parents. ~Alice
I smirked. "So what's up?" Liz asked when she walked in the living room.
"We're going to tell the Cullens that they're vampires." I replied casually inspecting my black painted nails.
"Oh okay...WAIT WHAT?"
~*Time Skip*~
I sat calmly in Alice's car drinking my coffee while Liz and Keke looked uncomfortable, "Relax dudes." I said to them. What I really wanted to say is, "Relax dudes we're just going to see a family of vampires."
Alice and Eddie laughed while Bellie looked confused. I think Eddie told Bellie about my thoughts. Mind rapist.
"What?" Eddie asked glaring at me. I grinned my shark like grin at him.
"I think you will get along with two certain people." Liz and Keke predicted in unison. "Of course." Eddie glared darkly while Bellie seduce- I mean calmed him down. Curse Feelz.
"Screw that I have money!" I shouted causing the kinda sane vampires and humans to look at me. "Ah." Was all I said.
~*Time Skip For The Millionth Zillonth Time*~
"Alice inform us about you." Carlisle said.
"I swear to Bob I didn't do it!" Liz shouted.
"That sounds so wrong." I said and Emmett and Jasper nodded. "Stop thing negative." Keke scoffed.
"No sorry I can't." I said smirking, "Well at least I ain't a Bob." Keke shot at me. "Oh no you didn't." I snapped my fingers in a Z formation. "Oh yes I did."
"Well at least I ain't a chair raping licking monkey ass while eating waffles while watching The Hangover." I said nodding my head while Keke mock gasp. "Mh-mm she went there." Jasper backed me up. "Mh-mm oh yes she did." Emmett also backed me up.
"Um..." Was all Bellie said looking between Keke and I.
"This is getting boring." Keke said. "I agree." I said nodding.
"Let's get thhis over and tell them that we know they're vampires." Liz mused kinda wisely. I face-palmed myself.
"You just did." Keke said rolling her eyes.
"How did you find out sweeties?" Esme asked kindly smiling at us.
"Who cares? Let's report them to the Volturi." Rosalie sneered at us.
"I don't think..." Liz started. "You should 'cause..." Keke said next. "We are part of the Volturi." I finished off smirking.
"How? Your all pitiful humans!"
I growled at her the shadows around me flickered around me slightly.
"Who are the Volturi?" Bellie asked Eddie. "I'll show you." Eddie said taking her to I think Carlisle's office I think. Silence fell over once the couple left.
"Well...Do you want to help me decorate Bella's party?" Alice asked breaking the silence Keke- who grinned and nodded.
I groaned like before- aw shit.
Me:yup before I end this chapter here is a text message conversation between me and my guy friend Derrick.
Bold- Me
Italic- Derrick
Yea like that's possible :P
It is
I have no faith in u and u don't know where I live so ha! :U
U son of a :(:(:(:( I cout on u let me down so this is the thanks i get when i took of u fed u put a roof over yo head ok i got u
Um no u didn't yo
Yea i did like 100 years ago u were a child i remember it yesterday
Yea me too I pwn u with my ice powers
Just then when a panda comes out of no where and un thaw me and fires laser cannon at u
And when I killed it and made it a zombie panda it eats yo face
Just then when my assistant dolphin comes in destroys that panda help wit my face shoots laser beam where u are stand leavin u n the lake as u fall
I freeze the water as I fell and kick u where it hurts say: Mwhaha waka waka
Dies and waves red flag GAME OVER BUT BOYS R BETTER THAN girls
Me: so yea