The Epic Son Banjo Cochita

by TheAuraLucario

When Banjo/Meiko runs off into the forest, he finds a mansion w/ meals galore our the last one he will have. Meiko's The Epicurean Daughter of Evil, Conchita Parody Rating K : Chapter 1-5 Rating T : the rest

10. Chapter 10

Final Chapter

Now to this very day, no one has even stepped into the mansion, but whatever happened to Humba. No one knows, not even the people in the village. Some say she escaped, some say she died, but some say she stays in the mansion. They will never know. No one has figured out why Humba left in the first place.
"Nice story, DumJars." Kazooie said.
"That was scary." Bottles said.
"Thanks, I learned about it from the author." Jamjars replied.
"How come you replaced the real names with are names?" Banjo wondered.
"Cause if I told you the real story you would have all wet yourselves.
"You mean like Banjo when we were nine and told the story of vampires," Kazooie said.
"Shut up!" Banjo yelled at Kazooie.
After all the laughing, Banjo and Kazooie left for their blue house in Spiral Mountain. Bottles and Jamjars both slept in a bunk bed peacefully.