I do not own Wings of Fire. I also do not own Yoda.

THE FORKEDAMBER TALK SHOW

SEASON TWO, EPISODE TEN

Encore Interviews

Amber: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM.

Forkedblade: What in the name of the three moons are you doing.

Amber: I'm meditating to create a sense of calmness and tranquility among our viewers, who by the way, ARE UTTERLY FABULOUS.

Forkedblade: Why.

Amber: Because I fear that our most mysterious month disappearance has caused some anger and tension, so I'm trying to relieve that by meditating. Now, my viewers and friends, close your eyes, inhale, let your mind go blank, and then exhale. Count with me. One, two, three...

Forkedblade: That defies the whole purpose of letting your mind go blank if you're counting.

Amber: OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM.

Forkedblade: I feel like by doing this and delaying the show you'll only make our audience even angrier.

Amber: OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. Okay, excellent work. It's time to start the show.

Forkedblade: …

Amber: Today's a special episode! It's so exciting to make it to episode ten of season two (which admittedly would've gotten here much sooner but) so without further ado, let's welcome the hosts of today's episode!

Forkedblade: But we're the hosts. It's the Forkedamber Talk Show.

Amber: Forkedblade, did you not read THE WEIRD EVER-CHANGING SCRIPT? How can we host if we're being guests on the…

(Tsunami and Qibli enter, with cheesy smiles on their snouts)

Tsunami and Qibli: Welcome to the second unexpected episode of the…Tsunami and Qibli Talk Show!

Forkedblade: Oh boy.

Amber: At least you and Qibli didn't –

Qibli: Forkedblade! The awesomest dragon in the world!

Forkedblade: But you're the awesomest-est!

Tsunami: Stop guys. So yes, Forkedblade and Amber are one of our pairings on the encore episode…

Forkedblade: Why did we agree to this.

Amber: Hey, we couldn't let that poor innocent teddy bear die!

Forkedblade: At least you've accepted the fact that you're an angry pink teddy bear.

Amber: I'm not going to further comment.

Tsunami: By popular demand, we also have…Glory and Deathbringer!

Deathbringer: Hello!

Glory: Goodbye.

Deathbringer: What enthusiasm, Your Majesty.

Tsunami: And lastly, my fabulous brother Turtle and Kinkajou!

Kinkajou: Am I not also super duper fabulous?

Tsunami: Verily so.

Qibli: Alright, let's get this show on the road, folks! First question! Look at the dragon who you are coupled with. Now, what kind of food do they remind you of?

Clay: Mmm…food.

Glory: What kind of question is that? I am disturbed.

Qibli: Amber suggested it.

Amber: *blushing* Nuh-uh what're you talking about shut up Qibli.

Yoda: Awkward this is.

Forkedblade: I'm not going to ask if this is actually true.

Qibli: Let's start with Glorybringer. Glory, what food does Deathbringer remind you of?

Glory: I'd say poison, but that's technically not food, and that would also imply that Deathbringer is dangerous.

Deathbringer: I am dangerous! My name is Deathbringer, for Pyrrhia's sake, I literally bring death.

Glory: How long did it take for you to figure that out.

Harambe the Random Dragon: Ooh! Burn!

Burn: I HAVE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

Oasis: Dear, I fail to see how a fire extinguisher will help you.

Starflight: I'm 95% sure that that is a scavenger thing.

Glory: But I guess Deathbringer reminds me of this fruit in the rainforest we have called alhulu, which is an extremely sugary fruit that has spikes that can easily be removed. He's overly sweet and thinks he can defend himself.

Harambe the Random Dragon: Ooh! Burn!

Burn: *Starts hitting herself with the fire extinguisher

Deathbringer: I'm glad to know you love me.

Glory: Shut up.

Deathbringer: But I have to answer the question! I think Glory's like passionfruit – she does her best to blend in, but she really stands out, and she's very passionate about many things.

Amber: Aw, so sweet!

Glory: Shut up.

Tsunami: That was enlightening! Glory, I'm going to make fun of you forever. How about you, Turtle and Kinkajou?

Turtle: I guess she's like an octopus. I mean, she can change color like some varieties we have, and like some octopus she's cu…

Kinkajou: You EAT octopus?

Turtle: I am a SeaWing. So yes.

Amber: Also, where were you going with that sentence, Turtle?

Turtle: Nothing, it's not important.

Kinkajou: Well, I think Turtle's like a banana! I really like bananas. He's just not yellow though.

Turtle: Thanks.

Qibli: Now over to Forkedblade and Amber!

Forkedblade: Um…Amber's like a…?

Amber: Yes?

Forkedblade: I don't know, this question is weird. What am I to you, then, if you're the one who requested this question?

Amber: I DID NOT REQUEST THIS QUESTION QIBLI I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU but I guess you're like a cupcake.

Starflight: That's a scavenger thing.

Forkedblade: I'M LIKE A CUPCAKE? HOW?

Amber: Um, I don't want to explain.

Yoda: Awkward this is.

Forkedblade: WELL YOU CAN'T SAY I'M A CUPCAKE AND NOT EXPLAIN HOW!

Amber: TsunamiandQibliifyouvalueyourlivesyouwillaskthenextquestionrightthisinstanthaveIclearlytoldyoumythreat.

Tsunami: What did she say?

Qibli: WHAT WAS THE LAST DREAM YOU HAD ABOUT THE OTHER DRAGON?

Amber: That question is worse.

Deathbringer: Ooh, I had a dream that Glory and I were in the Sky Kingdom looking for a house and for some reason Thorn was our realtor and there were lots of mosquitos, and at one point Glory said something like, "Oh, we love the mosquitos, we made neighbors with the mosquitos, we CROSSBRED the mosquitos."

Glory: Yes, this question is worse.

Kinkajou: I had this dream about Turtle where I was flying, and then got sprayed by RainWing venom on my wing and started falling, but then Turtle was there and he saved me.

Amber: Aw, that's sweet.

Forkedblade: WHY AM I A CUPCAKE.

Amber: Hey, we've established that I'm a teddy bear.

Forkedblade: An angry pink one. Although, speaking of which, I did have a dream about Amber last night, in which Darkstalker got angry at her and turned her into a pink teddy bear, and realizing that she was super cute, she tried to force Moon and Winter together under that threat, but then for some reason Morrowseer came in and was like, "Oh no you don't, they can never be together!" and then Amber said, "Are you saying that as an overprotective dad, or are you interested in Moon because that's creepy." And then Moon interrupted and said, "No he's not interested in me, he's interested in Winter." But then Winter turned into Pyrite the SkyWing and Amber and Morrowseer both said, "NOOOOOOOOO MY SHIP." And then I was there trying to turn Amber back into her true, non-teddy bear self so I slashed one of her stuffed arms and she started bleeding cherry ice cream.

(There is silence in the studio. From the stomach of the SandWing who ate them many episodes ago, the crickets begin chirping, causing the poor SandWing to look around in utter alarm.)

Yoda: Awkward this is!

Forkedblade: I also realize that Amber is cherry ice cream.

Tsunami: Okay then. I guess that works. I mean, you can eat cupcakes with cherry ice cream, right?

Qibli: Why are you thinking about that?

Forkedblade: I feel embarrassed, so ask the last question.

Qibli: Well, it is the last question of the episode. What do you guys think of your ship names?

Tsunami: So, Glorybringer, what do you think of that?

Deathbringer: I like it. It sounds like we're bringing glory.

Glory: Sure. The only glory you're bringing is nonexistent.

Deathbringer: Ouch? I don't know, that wasn't one of your best ones, Your Majesty.

Glory: I've decided you're not worth the effort.

Deathbringer: L

Tsunami: What if your ship name was Deathglory.

Glory and Deathbringer: No.

Qibli: All right, how about you two, Kinkajou and Turtle. What do you think about Turtlejou?

Turtle: It's fine, I guess. I never really gave it much thought…

Kinkajou: Whaddaya mean, it's SUPER DUPER AWESOME just like Qibli.

Qibli: I beg to differ, Kinkajou – you're the awesomest!

Forkedblade: Hey, that's our thing!

Qibli: My apologies. What about your ship name, Forkedblade and Amber?

Tsunami: Forkedamber.

Amber: Well it's the name we chose for our talk show, so we kind of have to like it.

Forkedblade: Yeah.

Amber: Although I think Amberblade has a better ring to it.

Forkedblade: No way! Forkedamber for the win! You just like Amberblade because your name comes first.

Amber: Isn't that the exact same reason you like Forkedamber.

Tsunami: Would you look at that, a romantic spat!

Amber: SHUT UP TSUNAMI, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT.

Tsunami: Sorry, I was just using one of your classic lines.

Qibli: Well, with that I believe it is time to close up the second episode of the Qibli and Tsunami Talk Show.

Tsunami: You mean the Tsunami and Qibli Talk Show.

Amber: We are not starting this.

Forkedblade: We also end the tenth, encore episode of the Forkedblade Talk Show!

Amber: Notice how I didn't try to change it to Amberblade.

Forkedblade: Your lack of self restraint is utterly remarkable.

Amber: Thank you! Here's our schedule, once more!

The Forkedamber Talk Show: Season Two

Season Two, Episode 11: Clay and Glory

Season Two, Episode 12: Greatness and Deathbringer

Season Two, Episode 13: Oasis and Char

Season Two, Episode 14: Clay and Sunny

Season Two, Episode 15: Kestrel and Dune

Season Two, Episode 16: Dune and Asha

Season Two, Episode 17: Hailstorm and Fierceteeth

Season Two, Episode 18: Fjord and Glacier

Season Two, Episode 19: Hvitur and Asha

Season Two, Episode 20: Speculations

Season Two, Episode 21: Thorn and Morrowseer

Season Two, Episode 22: Winter and Qibli

Season Two, Episode 23: Surprise Guests/Mindreading with Moon?

Season Two, Episode 24: Harambe the Random Dragon and Burn

Season Two, Episode 25: TBA

Season Two, Episode 26: TBA

Season Two, Episode 27: TBA

Season Two, Episode 28: TBA

Season Two, Episode 29: TBA

Season Two, Episode 30: Special Episode

Amber and Forkedblade: Thanks for watching!

Author's Note: Let's all meditate together, please. OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM. There. Don't you feel much more relaxed now?

Okay, now let's get to what I want to talk about.

First off, I'M SO SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A MONTH. I KNOW IT'S BEEN AN ENTIRE MONTH. AND I HATE MYSELF FOR TAKING SO LONG ON WRITING THIS EPISODE, WHICH SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN AS LONG AS IT DID. YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO AMAZING AND THEN THERE'S ME, NOT EVEN POSTING ANYTHING FOR A MONTH AND I'M NOT WORTHY OF YOU ALL. I THANK YOU ALL SO INFINITELY MUCH FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME AND BEING PATIENT.

Now I shall give you my excuse(s). Hehe. Okay, in all honesty, with the end of school coming up, I've been pretty busy with studying for finals and finishing up several large projects and memorizing French stuff and Much Ado About Nothing, but I'm hoping that within the next two weeks, my schedule will clear up and after school's over for the year (hallelujah, here comes summer!) I'll be able to stick to my Friday posting schedule without month gaps in between. Honestly, this has been the first night I was able to get on the computer for purposes other than school. So again, thank you all so much for your patience!

A couple of other quick things regarding the talk show! So if you'll notice, Season Two, Episode 23 somehow ended up being a special episode of sorts. But I was thinking I'd either do some surprise guests (unsure of who as of now, if you. have any "special" dragons you'd like me to do, let me know!) or, optionally, the several-times mentioned "Mindreading with Moon." I'd choose say, five to six dragons to participate in the episode, and then ask some questions/have Moon read something from their mind. What do you guys think?

Also, as always, I'm looking for pairings! And of course, if you have any ideas at all (there are no stupid ideas) I'd love to hear them! Thanks so much. You guys are so awesome and it means a lot. I shall now go cry. But that won't be useful. Okay, I'll start writing next week's episode.

Me: Thank you! I'm glad you love it! THAT MEANS A LOOOOOOOT! *Gets smelling salts and attempts to revive Me* Oh wait, I just realized you randomly revived. Excuse me, can we rewind the last forty-five seconds - oh, there we go. Thank you. I'm glad you love the humor! Knowing that it's making you laugh hard really means a lot! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

P.S. Thanks! That's really great to hear, and I'm glad you think that!

SongofThunder: THANK YOU I'M GLAD YOU THOUGHT SO. Fear not, Winter shall not kill you, as currently we have him hostage in a hug pile. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

fieryheart959: OKAY PUT THE TEDDY BEAR DOWN! TED ARE YOU OKAY? SPEAK TO ME, BUDDY. Oh well, I believe you were threatened for a worthy cause. :) Hope you liked the Forkedamber! I feel like it was dialed down a bit. I'm glad you like the two together! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Thepicduck: HARAMBE! Sorry that I have deprived you of this show for several consecutive Fridays in a row. I pray that this won't happen again (and it shouldn't, and if it does I'll warn everyone in advance.). Oh dear! Don't explode! Unfortunately I don't know if I can post on a different day with my schedule. But I shall heed your warning. Perhaps I should make this look like a long and boring lecture you must do for homework. Bleh. That would be boring. HARAMBE IS THE RANDOM DRAGON! Yay, I'm glad you liked that. I hope you liked the episode! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

MystycDragon: Isn't it a great game? I'm pretty terrible at it though. Oh well. Yes, hugs are good. They say laughter is the best medicine, but hugs come pretty close. Glad you liked the Negative Fanwing Freakout. Tgjlsjdflkahsldfkh. This is the language I speak. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Redwut: YAS! And then I failed. Glad to see you're happy! That means a lot. Hope you enjoyed, and I'm sorry for taking forever. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

FunnyIdea/Guest: Thank you for the suggestion! I love it. I've added The Burnambe (hilarious) ship as episode 24! I look forward to writing that. Thank you again for the idea, and for reading and reviewing!

Sparklethehybrid: I'm so glad you like the Morrowseer parts! I have fun writing them into the dialogue. Awesome suggestion! I will include the Moon-reading-Morrowseer's-mind in the Morrowseer/Thorn episode. Thank you for the idea, and for reading and reviewing!

PyropetheSkywing: You're completely fine! I'm glad you liked the last chapter. I don't ship Fatesquid either. That's correct, Soar is Peril's father. Don't worry about being behind on the series! The books are pretty popular, and seeing as a lot of the newer ones aren't in the library (at least, they aren't in any of the local ones near me) they're pretty hard to access. Haha. Kinkajou is very energetic! That's one of the things we love about her, though. And I'm so sorry for taking FOREVER updating this. Please don't cry! But that's really flattering that this is your favorite W.o.F fan fiction! That really means a lot, and I really hope you liked this episode. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Guest: Glad to hear that! I hope I deliver. Of course you can join the Winter hug! There's room for one more! I'm glad you find him in character. That's definitely one of the things I strive for! And I'm glad you like Forkedamber too!

Me: It truly is a mystery, the world will never know when Amber will stop being in denial.

Forkedblade: Well, she could just swim out.

Amber: What?

Me: *Laughs* De-Nile! Ahahahaha I get it. She's swimming in...de Nile.

Amber: These jokes that Forkedblade makes are precisely the reason why I am in denial.

Anyway...thank you for reading and revieiwing!

Guest: I know, and I'm so so so sorry about not updating forever! Thank you for your concern; it means a lot. It's been a mixture of many things, mostly school related, that have prevented me from updating as often as I'd like to have. I'm super sorry and hopefully I'll be able to be more consistent with updates in the future! I hope you enjoyed this episode! Thank you again for your concern, and for reading and reviewing!