Here is the next chapter for the story.

Hello again, I'm still surprised that you continue to come back listen to me rant over and over about the ridiculous pairings you force me into. I'm just going to do a little recap on all the ones I have mentioned. So far there has been Neville Longbottom, Remus Lupin, Lucius Malfoy, Viktor Krum, Fred Weasley, Harry Potter, Adrian Pucey and finally Ginervra Weasley. But today's victim has cropped black hair, an annoying high pitched voice and a face that looks like she ran into a lamp post. As mean as I sound it is all so very true so today I'll discuss being paired up with Pansy Eleanor Parkinson. Pansy Parkinson is in the same year as me at Hogwarts

I believe there is only one positive to dating Pansy but I can name quite a few negatives.

The one positive is in fact her personality. From a distance you see her act as a slack tart who acts as though everybody loves her and that she is the Slytherin Princess. But I had the misfortune to be paired but with her in Charms one lesson. We worked well as a team and I was also surprised by her personality she was civilised and was rather pleasant which continued to surprise me. She didn't insult me or pick a fight; she didn't raise her voice or laugh at me. She was just civil. After that lesson I realised that Pansy wasn't what I expected her to be. I never really spoke to her after that but I was still surprised and I sometimes wonder that if she was in a different house we could have been friends.

Rumour has it that Pansy is engaged to Draco Malfoy and the way she practically hangs off the ferrets arm is rather sickening, the girl is like glue to the ferret and if you look at them closely you can tell that Malfoy doesn't seem impressed by the situation. To be frank I'm not sure he is happy with the whole situation especially with the way he speaks to her. In a way a do feel a little sorry for her. You can tell that she only wants to be loved but the boy she is in love with really has no nice feelings for her. It does seem a rather confusing negative but let me explain it to you. She is clingy way too clingy and

The fact she hardly lets the blonde ferret breath would irritate me so much.

Another negative reason for dating Pansy is her appearance and sex. I am not superficial I always go for intelligence and personality over looks because if I cannot have a decent conversation with a partner that doesn't involve Quidditch then it is a total waste of time. Even though I am not superficial I am not gay and this therefore means I will not want to date a girl. So yes, sorry about me being straight but tough, any way back to appearance and with Pansy her face is full of makeup that makes her look like a clown and the lack of clothing she wears I'm surprised she isn't constantly cold. I mean if she dressed better and wore less make up she would be a much better looking young woman and would probably attract more attention to her in a good way and not be called a slag.

A final reason for never dating Pansy is her attitude to work; it is truly abysmal she has very little care for this and would rather flirt with a boy then get good grades. I can understand the simple attraction of a handsome male but I will never allow a handsome man to sway me from my studies. There is plenty of time after you have studied to be with a boy but not in class.

So as you can see there are not many positives for this pairing. I am now going to talk about the styles of pairings I am in with Pansy.

The first one is the main and common style which is basically femslash and that is what I will be calling it. I do not want to be going down on Parkinson. I don't want to be fingered by her or have her lick me out I am sorry but that is not me and I just think it is something disturbing, please do not think I am homophobic because I am not but I don't want to delve into their sex lives hell I don't like hearing about peoples sex lives in general. I would much rather people say I was sucking cock which I still find disturbing but I do hope you all understand. Also can you imagine Pansy's face and if she heard about this I don't think she would be very impressed and also disgusted as well. I do not want you writing this style of story with her it's not a pleasant thought.

Another style of story is not fully based on me and Pansy in a relationship. I've chosen to call this a friendship pairing, how this works is all down to a mixed friendship whether this involves us secretly hiding our friendship from our friends because they wouldn't allow a Slytherin and a Gryffindor to be friends or us being close friends because our future husbands are friends. There are many other ways this pairing works which allows it to be original with the plot. I do not mind you using this style because it can be seen as original but do not change it from being friends to a femslash one please.

I have made myself clear throughout this little talk that I am not happy with the overall pairing but if you really want to write a story that revolves mainly around Pansy in a relationship with someone then I have a few suggestions that you can pair her up with.

The first pairing is the most common one and the one I mentioned before, which is Draco and Pansy, because of the rumours you can make a really good complicated plot with these two and even in Pansy's point of view. Draco is possibly the best person to place Pansy with but if you are not a fan of Draco like many of us at Hogwarts there are always other good choices.

The next one is Pansy and Harry, a rather popular one I believe because Draco and Pansy are enemies and if you pair her up with Harry then you can cause major problems and even have a story that shows what it is like for her to date a bigger person than a Malfoy in the Wizarding World which is Harry.

Another unusual one but would work well is Ron and Pansy. Ron's temper and Pansy's public personality would fit one another perfectly. However you can see Pansy playing around with Ron pretend to flirt with someone to ignite his jealousy before reassuring him. This pairing I have noticed is also quite common I guess you like the opposite attract scenario that hardly ever works.

The last pairing I can think of is one I have seen quite a lot which still surprises me is Neville and Pansy. The reason for Neville working well with Pansy is because of his bravery and personality. He has his clumsy moments but in a way I can actually imagine Pansy been really caring and very loving towards Neville who would openly accept her love.

So there you go I have told all of you my opinion once again on a pairing that you all write about in your free time, I have given you new pairings so you can write about Pansy with someone else. Thank you all for listening to me one more, and I will see you all soon but I must finish Professor Snape's essay. Bye for now.

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