25 Ways To Annoy Ickle Ronnikins
1. Call him Won-Won.
2. Throw a spider at him.
3. Laugh when he screams like a girl.
4. Re-enact the Horcrux scene.
5. Give him a pipe bomb.
6. Ask why it takes him forever to ask out a girl.
7. Call him his brother's names.
8. Call him Ginny.
9. Accidentally call him Cormac McLaggen whenever you see him and Hermione.
10. Tell him Hugo came from Victor Hugo's name.
11. Leave a spider on his pillowcase.
12. Ask him if you could shrink his nose for him.
13. Ask him if he's Irish.
14. When he says yes (I mean, look at him!) ask him why he doesn't speak like Seamus, with the adorable Irish accent.
15. Tell him his lankiness reminds you of the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz.
16. Then say the Scarecrow wished he had a brain more than anything.
17. Ask him for advice on dealing with super famous friends; how does he cope with the jealousy??
18. Tell him to puff up his hair and start being a stand-up comedian.
19. Ask for his autograph, then sigh and say you wanted Harry's instead.
20. Draw a scar on his head and dye his hair black.
21. Send him love letters and sign them Love, Lavender
22. Put dirt on his nose.
23. "Accidentally" call him Victor.
24. Tell him Hermione is dating Harry.
25. Remind him that Ginny is loved more by their parents.