So I really should study for finals but why bother when I can always write here instead. Well if I do fail I would really be in trouble because I still don't have a job and fanfiction still isn't paying me for writing for you guys. So if you happen to live an hour or so from Chicago and happen to know someone willing to hire a fifteen year old girl please let me know, and nothing illegal you sick monkeys. Okay so while you read this chapter and when you review it wish me luck! Oh yeah and if you steal anything and mass-produce it I will find you and I will make you pay…in cash.
Ling: Well everyone welcome back and thanks for answering my question so now you can read a good, well at least better chapter. So today I brought everyone together to ask them so questions and to let them know what we really thought of them. Thank you all for coming.
Everyone mumbles greetings as they sit in overstuffed leather chairs.
Ling: All right so first we will go over Shippo. Is the squirt here?
Looks around the room with hand over eyes searching.
Shippo: I'm sitting right in front of you, how can you not see me?
Ling: Right sorry about that, so Shippo you want to know what we all thought of you?
Shippo: Do I have a choice?
Ling: Good point, well I got a group of people and sat them down to watch clips of the great show InuYasha to ask for first impressions of those people.
They all turn to the screen where you see a row of people sitting in seats watching clip of Shippo where the monkey spirits are tricking InuYasha.
Ling: So after seeing this clip of Shippo who do you think?
Girl: Umm…. What was it? A badger, kitty, oh I know a chipmunk!
Boy: A strangely dressed girl.
Other girl: A runt that InuYasha was going to kill?
Different boy: A girl.
Girl: That's a girl, real cutie.
Boy: Really, are you sure, I could have sworn it was a girl.
Ling: Oh I'm sure it's a boy, just as sure as you are of your middle name being Francis.
Starts laughing uncontrollably. The screen goes dark and everyone looks back at Ling and she rubs the back of her head.
Ling: Sorry I have a friend and I found it so funny that his middle name was Francis. But hey where did Shippo go?
InuYasha: He left after the first person said girl.
He snickers and Kagome's trying to hold here laughter in.
Ling: Well it goes to show how chipmunks aren't too good at taking criticism.
Shippo: I'm a fox! FOX! How many times am I going to have to tell you!
Ling: What? I'm sorry I don't speak to things with rabies.
He scowls and takes his seat once again.
Ling: Okay so let's have a look at Miroku shall we?
Everyone turns to the screen again and you see a clip of Miroku play, one where he is doing more good than harm to the ladies, but the harm is still there.
Ling: So I showed this clip to the people and this is what they said.
Girl: He looks so holy, he wouldn't try anything, but I guess I was wrong.
Girl: Completely innocent, and cute, I see nothing wrong.
Girl: He has the coolest weapon I have ever seen, I so want it!
Girl: He's HOT! Do you have his number?
Boy: Miroku's my ideal.
Screen goes black.
Ling: So you really put on quite an act monk huh? And turning innocent little boys to be like you I see?
Miroku: Ha ha…
He sits there rubbing the back of his head laughing while Sango stares at him out of the corner of his eyes with her arms crossed.
Ling: Oh boy, he's going to get it later, cough , anyway, let's take a look at Sango, seeing how I've been neglecting her a bit.
On the screen is the clip in which the moth guy has her in a nightmare and it's her nightmare as well as a scene with Miroku with the lord who's in love with her.
Girl: What was the boomerang girl's name again?
Girl: Her name… what is it… I can't remember…
Boy: She's strong, I mean that boomerang bone is huge! But what is its name again?
Boy: Her name reminds me of Chango, which makes me reminds me of a Chimichanga.
Boy: She's a slut for leading on Miroku like that, I mean come on!
The screen turns black.
Ling: Well I wouldn't take any offense to the last one, that was my brother, I didn't say his name for his protection.
Sango is sitting back in her seat with her arms crossed with a harsh look on her face as well as a deep blush. Miroku's eyes are dancing.
Ling: Uh… I'll leave you guys alone for a bit, so let's take a look at Sesshomaru!
It's the clip in the episode called Jaken Falls Ill, and Sesshomaru is saving Rin, as well as Jaken in the process.
Boy: Okay so was that a guy or girl, it could pass as both.
Girl: He was hot, I have chills running down my spine.
Girl: How sweet.
Boy: He was strong, I mean did you see how fast he moved?
Small girl: He's cute, he looks like one of my dollies, but less evil.
Boy: If it's a guy then why does it have make-up on?
Girl: I like the fluffy thing on his arm, it's fluffy.
Clip ends.
Ling: Well you are apparently hot and everyone loves you, but you are mostly pretty.
Sesshomaru: Are you done?
Ling: With you yes, now to Jaken.
Shows him in the same episode as Sesshomaru as well as a few bits from when he tries to steals InuYasha's sword.
Girl: So it was a frog right?
Boy: What's with him, is he in love with Sesshomaru? I mean come on he is a huge flammer!
Girl: Yeah, he is the single most ugly thing I have ever seen.
It ends.
Ling: I'm just glade I'm not the only one who thinks so. So then let us look at Kirara.
Show random clips.
Girl: That kitty had two tails! Cool and there was fire.
Boy: He he, ravenous kitty (don't steal my saying!).
Girl: Aw, so cute.
Boy: Yes, it's a cat.
Boy: Cool, she can transform, that's handy.
Ends.
Ling: So as you can see this is clearly the best cat ever!
Kirara: Meow.
Ling: As for the band of seven, where are you guys?
They all raise their hands.
Ling: For you the first one that made your appearance, Jakkastso, or however you spell it, I speak for everyone when I say this, you're a girl, not a guy, go and get a sex change or something because you are no man.
Everyone nods.
Ling: And next I received an e-mail seeing how I didn't have a clip of this. It says that they thought Hotchi was a bloated slug, which is true for the most part, but more along the lines of a blimp. Huh, seems he didn't even bother coming.
Shippo: No he just fell asleep.
Points to him sleeping on the floor.
Ling: Lazy bum, okay and then I received some people that said they didn't understand the whole thing with InuYasha and Kikyo's betrayal.
Plays the story.
Ling: And to be frank with you I don't get it either, Kikyo has the Shikon Jewel, then Naraku, but then it gets back to the shrine? I don't get it, I thought Naraku wanted the jewel but then he puts it back? Can anyone explain that to me?
Everyone shrugs and shakes their head.
Ling: Sighs , that's just as confusing as Miroku jumping on Kagome's bike and riding it like a pro. And then I got an e-mail saying that they were sure Naraku was a girl. Let's take a look at InuYasha! I haven't been able to talk to my favorite half demon in a bit, you're always to busy for me.
InuYasha looks around to avoid my gaze.
Ling: Yeah I know, you better not look at me, it might burn your eyes. Oh and let's go Kagome as well as Kikyo at the same time, so here we go!
It's a clip with InuYasha and trying to save everyone in the forest of sorrow… I can't remember the rest of the title, I hate long titles. Oh and a shot with InuYasha and Kikyo, then another one with InuYasha and Kagome.
Girl: His ears are the cutest! Are they kitty ears? What's with her and cats anyway?
Boy: So I know that it was a guy by the voice but he looked like a girl.
Girl: Yeah, he seems to act like any other high schooler would, his attitude, so times I wonder how Kagome can handle him, but it seems that she truly does love him. As for Kikyo she had her chance but now forget it, she can stay dead for al I care.
Many girls nod in agreement.
Girl: InuYasha should really go with Kikyo, Kagome is so annoying, and she can't do anything by herself! I mean for crying out loud her voice is enough to make me strangle her!
A group of girls nod behind her.
Ling: Um, okay you guys.
Girl: That is not true! InuYasha needs her by his side!
Girl: So what! He would fight just as well if Kikyo was there instead!
Then they start fighting and ripping each other's hair out and the clip ends.
Ling: I hope your happy InuYasha, I had to pay for all the damages done to the studio and now I have no money left at all! And now it seems you have to deal with some angry girls.
InuYasha looks at Kagome and then at Kikyo and then gulps.
Kagome: InuYasha SIT!
Bam
Ling: So while Kagome and Kikyo take care of InuYasha bam I will say good bye! See you guys, I hope you're not to mad at me for taking a while to update bam !
Yeah, sorry guys, I didn't mean to take so long, just that school ended and I was watching movies and I just wasn't in the mood to write, I mean I can't even say that I was busy looking for a job because I wasn't. Please forgive me, and review.
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