Greetings Mortals So, I'm very sorry my updates are coming in so late, but in my defence, I'm literally at my workplace, spending all day shoveling fucking snow and carrying feed to horses all day. But on that note, Happy Single's Awareness Day! Everyone painfully aware how single they are? Well, everyone, instead of being out finding myself someone to keep me some sweet company, I'm here writing this. Be thankful. And hey, tomorrow, its 50% off of teddy bears and chocolate! See? There always a silver lining :) plus, this is officially ten chapters of complete and utter Bullshit. Anyone else questioning why the hell they're following this yet? Cuz I'm still wondering why I'm writing this. Eh, I guess 5000 reads can't be argued with though :) Thank you all so much!

BardenBellaBeca, first, big fan :) Thanks for reading. Second, her prompt was You should do one where Aubrey calls all the Bellas together on an important date night for most of them for a Bonding Experience in the woods. You know what? I think I should do that too.

Happy V-day aca-bitches.

"Alright bitches!" Aubrey yelled, "This weekend for our Bella Bonding night, we're going camping. Everyone, I will send a packing list out and I expect everyone to be here at seven PM sharp. Everyone will be expected to attend unless there is an extreme extenuating circumstance. No, a boy and or girl emergency does not count, no, a sudden burst of musical inspiration doesn't count, and no, any form of random, Tasmanian rituals will count as a good reason either. Serious family emergencies, ie dying relatives, serious personal health concerns, do count, however, I need concrete proof before hand if you wish to be exempted from this. Have I made myself clear?"

"Are you actually serious right now?" Beca asked, "Because there is no way in hell I'm going to spend this weekend in the fucking woods."

"PLEEEEEEEASE Becs?" Chloe asked, before Aubrey and Beca started World War 3, "Camping is fun! Plus, I'll reward you later!"

"Oh my god, seriously Chloe?" Aubrey sighed, " Could you please just keep your toner in your pants for ONE practice?"

"Nope!" Chloe chirped, "I mean, come on, have you seen my girlfriend? she's freaking perf!"

"Oh my gosh!" Stacie cooed, "You guys are so cute!'

"I am not cute!" Beca snapped.

"Oh yes, you are." Stacie laughed.

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Not!"

"Totes are!"

"AM NOT!"

Hey babe?" Chloe said breaking, up the childish arguing, "Yeah, you kinda are."

'Thanks Beale, thanks for having my back," Beca pouted, "You're suppose to be on my side here!"

"EVERYONE!" Aubrey yelled, "Please, attention back to the task at hand! Camping this weekend everyone. Beca, that includes you. Also, I expect you to bring everything on the packing list. I will not share a tent because someone was so stupid as to forget their tent!"

"Wait you said, nothing about tents!" Amy complained, "I don't know how I feel about this captain. I'm all for camping, really, I am. but I don't like tents, and I prefer to have a TV and warm bed, when I go out to the woods."

"How is that...? You know what? I don't even care. Everyone, be here at 4 with all necessary camping supplies," Aubrey sighed, "So until then, practice is dismissed."

Everyone still grumbling, Aubrey glared at everyone as they filed out. So maybe this wasn't going to be everyone's favorite bonding night, but too fucking bad. They could deal with it. Plus, camping was fun, or at least Aubrey thought so. It would be a good bonding experience, and they would all have fun. Eventually. She hoped. You know what? Maybe this wasn't going to be her best idea... oh well. Plans had already been made, and she was just going to crush this. She hoped. Like really really hoped.w

With a sigh, Aubrey grabbed her purse and walked back to her dorm room. She had a lot of work before this weekend.

It had only been TEN minutes. Ten fucking minutes, and already Aubrey was regretting her decision to take everyone out. Thus far, Amy spilled her pack, and from it, a rather dubious smelling bag filled with what looked like weed fell out, Beca was already wining about the lack of internet access, and from her precursory look through everyone's supplies, it looked like everyone just kinda guessed on what to bring rather then consulting the well thought out and rather comprehensive list Aubrey had put together. Lovely. Just abso-aca-fucking-lutelly lovely. If she survived this weekend, it would be the last time she ever took these girls camping.

"Oi, Blondie!" Amy yelled, "So how far away is this campsite?"

"Its only three miles away," Aubrey sighed, "If we can maintain a reasonable-"

"THREE MILES?" Amy yelled, while she rest gave a collective groan, "Are you trying to kill us?"

"No, it is on a trail, and relatively easy," Aubrey sighed. "Everyone, grab your packs, we're going. NOW!"

With a sigh, Aubrey took her place at the rear of the line, encouraging when necessary, yelling when she had to. At the current rate they were going, it would take them over six hours to reach the campsite. Completely unacceptable. With a sigh, Aubrey ordered Amy to walk faster. Again. You know, she remembered camping being much more fun as a kid. Was it really that bad?

She didn't think so, but then again, she took that cardio tip , only a mile out and having already been on the trail for two hours, Aubrey was almost tempted to call it quits. Everyone was trudging along at the slowest pace imaginable, and everyone demanded a break ever ten minutes. On one such break, Ashley's pack strap broke, so now, her supplies were distributed amongst everyone else's packs. Surprisingly the only two not bothering her right now were Beca and Chloe... Well, Chloe wasn't surprising. it was Beca that surprised her. Distantly, Aubrey wondered how much Chloe was bribing her to be good. You know what? Actually, she didn't want to know.

"Hey capt," Stacie said, walking over, "So how far out are we?"

"One mile," Aubrey grunted, to irked to try and be polite.

"Oh, only one more mile?" Stacie said happily, "I can-"

"No Stacie, we've only hiked one mile," Aubrey sighed, "We still have two more miles to go."

"Seriously?" Stacie asked, jaw dropping, "But we-"

"That's just how it is Stacie!" Aubrey snapped.

"Woah chill out Bree," Stacie huffed.

Not bothering to answer the younger girl, Aubrey just stood up. She DID NOT have the patience right now to deal with that. You know, right now, turning around and just going to a bar sounded REALLY good right now. Actually, just any alcohol right now sounded really good. Anything that would make her less aware of the constant stream of complaints sounded really good right now.

"Alright everyone! Let's move out!" Aubrey roared, "One mile down, two to go! Hurry up everyone! I do NOT want to be hiking in the dark!"

"Aww, come on Cap," Amy groaned, "Can't we just make camp here? I don't wanna hike anymore. This is cruel and unusual punishment. Aren't you Americans like against that or something?"

"Yeah, Amy's right!" CR added, "This hike blows. Can we just sleep now and then go home?"

"I agree." Lily whispered, though her comment was unnoted, "But I can start the fire so we can offer sacrifice to Urkant."

"So you all wish to make camp here, on the middle of the trail?" Aubrey asked incredulously.

"Sure, why not?" Beca said, plopping her stuff down. Camp now, and head out tomorrow after another long forced march."

"Let's tone down the dramatics a notch!" Aubrey sighed, "It was not a forced march!"

"Yeah, whatever," Beca sighed, "Can we please just camp here though?"

For a second, Aubrey was tempted to tell everyone to get up and keep walking, but what good would that do? Obviously no one wanted to hike, so what was the point? Sure camping on the trail was unorthodox and rather rude, but Aubrey had had it with this fucking complaining. Dropping her own pack, Aubrey sighed, ignoring the shouts of celebration from everyone else.

"Alright aca-bitches," Aubrey sighed, "Everyone, make camp. Lily, can you get a fire started? And Amy, CR, and Stacie, your on wood duty. No, that was not an innuendo Stace. That means get logs out of the forest, alright? Everyone else, please work on getting your tent set up."

Branching off, everyone went about getting things ready. Pulling out her small military green tent, Aubrey quickly and efficiently pitched her tent and got her gear into order. Looking over, Aubrey resisted the urge to face palm. The only one eight now even close to having a tent up was Chloe, and that was because Aubrey had spent an entire summer teaching her how to do so. Beca was staring dumbly at the poles, and Denise, Ashely, and Jessica were in a tangled mess of canvas. With a sigh, Aubrey went over to them first. On the bright side though, Lily had a nice fire going already.

Half an hour later, all of the tents were pitched, there was a large fire going, and everyone was getting settled in. Crawling out of her own tent, Aubrey surveyed the scene before her, and was happy to note that everyone was settling in nicely. Chloe and Beca were notably absent though otherwise, everything looked good. Digging around in her pack, Aubrey smiled when she pulled out a large bag of jumbo marshmallows. So they were not the healthiest snack, however, Aubrey had a feeling this was just the pick me up everyone needed.

As Chloe and Beca walked back into camp, Aubrey crawled out of her tent and brought the marshmallows with her. Calling everyone attention to her, Aubrey smirked when she heard Amy's triumphant hoot and saw everyone else's smiles. Looks like her instincts were right on fro this one.

"Alight, everyone what to gather around the fire?" Aubrey asked, "We can all-"

"Dear god, please tell me we aren't going to sing campfire songs or shit like that," Beca groaned.

"I was going to say tell ghost stories, but we could do that," Aubrey smirked.

"Oh dude, I got this," Beca smirked, her attitude suddenly changing.

Plopping down, Beca got comfortable on one of the larger logs while everyone got situated. Once everyone was finally gathered around the fire and behind them, the sun was beginning to set, Beca began her tale.

"So, it was 1978 when these two teens went out to the woods for a little alone time. Both were good kids, you know, all American kids. The boy's name was Ash Forman, and the girl's name was Sky Bailey." Beca began "At the time, there was a well known serial killer on the loose. Known as the Hawk Mountain Ripper, this man was vicious. So brutal, and so ruthless, that his first kill was originally thought to have been a bear attack."

"So lemme guess, killer comes, kills and now we have haunted spirits here?" Stacie smirked, "Real original Mitchell."

"Shove it Conrad!" Beca countered, "Let me tell my story!"

Settling back down. everyone gave the small DJ their undivided attention once more.

"So yeah, Stacie, your right. The Ripper had targeted these kids. Before anyone even knew what had happened, the Ripper bounded out of the trees and with a single swipe of his axe, he chopped the boys head off, clean. But see, here's the twist of fate. The girl? Sky? She was a track camp, and you know, this isn't a movie, this was real life. She got away and reported the murder. However, she was really broken up over this. I mean, her and Ash were engaged! So she didn't want this prick to just rot in jail, no she wanted to kill the bastard herself. Taking her father's shot gun, she went BACK into these woods to hunt the guy down. Searching these woods for weeks, she finally found the guy';s camp. Hiding in a tree, Sky waited in the tree until the man returned. However, unbeknownst to her, the Ripper had seen her when she stumbled upon his camp. So, not watcing her back. the Ripper was able to creep closer, and closer to the girl, ready to take his net victim. Right when he was behind her-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAH! RAAAAAAWWWWR!" Chloe suddenly bounded into the campsite, waving a stick around.

That result was instantaneous. Amy shot up, screaming. Ashley and Denise fell down shrieking, And Stacie was currently being covered by CR. Laughing, Aubrey almost fell off of her seat, and Beca looked to be having the same issue. Standing in the middle of the firelight, Chloe was laughing hysterically. Actually, it almost bordered on maniacal.

Around her, Everyone was scrambling to recover, as the truth of the situation dawned on them. Noticing the murderous glares they were receiving, Aubrey hurried to pull the marshmallows out. Shit hopefully they weren't to mad about that... Passing the bag around, Aubrey sighed in relief as the angry glares turned into good natured chuckles.

Smiling, Aubrey looked around the glow of the fire and her heart warmed at the sight. Everyone was joking around and poking fun at each other. Everyone was laughing, and the smiles on their faces were absolutely priceless. Sure they weren't the ten bikini ready bodied girls Aubrey had wanted, but you know what? At times like this, she was quite content with the new Bellas.

AAAAAAND CUT! So, I know this is late, but I'm sorry guys. I'm really tired XD

So, no more prompts guys. I'm sorry :( I'm going to finish up on all of the prompts on the list, and then I will wrap Bullshit Week 2014 up :)

On to my aca-bitches now.

Guest: I got you. You prompt is the last one, so be happy :)

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cxcxcx: No probs mate! Glad you liked it :)

Guest: Can and will do. Hopefully It will be out tomorrow.