so ihad this hilarious idea but was to busy to write it so i asked my amazing friend if she could write it for me so she did she also included one of her characters into it its also longer than usaual wich is awesome so thanks to my amazeball friend who wrote this chapter for me based on my idea. :)
Writers note, check out iriskary on fanfiction she is the best writer ever. :)
but not as good as me hehe:)
:P
Valkyrie was sitting in skulduggery's house watching the tv she had begged and sulked him into buying when he walking in and sat down next to her. she started giggling, and then laughing, and then a full blown laugh attack overtook her as skulduggery watched her with what she assumed was meant to be a raised eyebrow. He only spoke when she had finally calmed down.
"so" he started. "mind telling me what's so funny?" Valkyrie laughed again and sighed before starting.
"skulduggery" she said normally.
"yes?"
"you have the boniest arse i have ever seen."
Skulduggery paused, very unsure how to respond as Valkyrie continued to laugh. Then he got the most hilarious idea, so he stood up and asked, "are you sure?" Valkyrie nodded finally coming down from her laughter. "maybe you should have another look just to be sure" he finished. Skulduggery turned and moved his butt closer to Valkyrie's face. She squealed.
"SKULDUGGERY! GET YOUR BONY RUMP OUT OF MY FACE!" Alice happened to walk in that very moment and straight back out again, not even bothering to ask what was going on.
Skulduggery laughed like a madman and sat down next to Valkyrie again. They stared at each other a moment befor the door opened. A distant shout was heard from the kitchen, "Abbi, no! save yourself!" someone muttered, "shut up" good naturedly before Abbi walked in.
"Did i hear somthing about a bony rump?" she asked. Valkyrie grinned at her.
"yeah" she said. "told you i'd do it" Skulduggery looked between the two, shocked.
"you planned this?!" The girls grinned.
"Abbi told me to do it" Valkyrie said.
"Alice made up the bony rump bit" Abbi said.
"But Abbi brought up the bony rump first!" Alice called from the kitchen. Skulduggery shook his head.
"what am i going to do with you girls" he muttered. Valkyrie ad Abbi grinned and Alice started laughing quite loudly in the next room.